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If Chris had been born in the early 90s and grown up around the time that not vaccinating/chelation therapy/gut cleanses/blood type specific diets became popular, would Barb have easily latched onto either of those?
Because my mom did on all of those
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Fake his death, move to a different state and stay off the Internet.
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I'd have to disagree with that. As the Kardashians have unfortunately shown the world is that you don't need to make anything or have any special talents to be wealthy. All that a person really needs to make money is a large enough following, which Chris already has. If he were self aware enough such that he could identify WHY he is popular with random internet weirdos, he could in theory manufacture his persona for profit. God knows he's already got a legion of adoring trolls following his every step. He'd be set for life (or at least be not as bad off as he and his mom are now) if he could just get the help he needs.

Of course, this remote possibility of personal reformation requires a huge and fundamental shift in who he is as a person. It may turn out that if he gets help, he wont be able to endure the life he has led up until his turn-over. He may, indeed, have to distance himself from the hell he's created for himself to have any chance at becoming a fully, or even partially able'd person. Who knows..
 
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jc17 said:
Okay... Let's be hypothetical and prentend Chris was redeemable... At this point, what would Chris have to do to turn his reputation around and look like a half way decent human being?
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In order to change himself from this point in his life, he'd need common sense and wisdom, and he doesn't have either of those things. Therapists and mental health professionals can help a person, but they can't magically GIVE wisdom to someone who lacks it. At 34 years of age, the 'developing wisdom' part of Chris' brain isn't going to change. People in their mid-30's tend to be 'set in their ways' and are in their prime of life, too. Yep, this is Chris' 'prime of life' right now, folks.

Looking at those photos @Clintonberg posted in the other thread, I can't help but feel sad to see the complete mental and physical decline. He was totally adorable as a kid.
 
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blastoiseplushie said:
Do you think there could ever be a biopic movie made about Chris' life? Not in the next few years, but off into the future- when Chris has either already passed, or he's faded away to the point he can no longer type or communicate with the world.

If there was, what kind of film would it be? A drama, or a strange cult comedy?
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Cult comedy, most likely. Napoleon Dynamite with extra autism.

I don't know how you would make it interesting, though, since so much of the gold content is online stuff.

I think a biography is more likely. Even though most of the information is on the Cwcki, I could see people being interested in a condensed narrative version.
 
Has Chris ever actually commented on any of the sagas after their completion? It often seems like things happen to him and he just sort of immediately forgets. And given the whole bluespike thing especially I find that really hard to believe. It's almost like for all of Chris's public emotional self mutilation he never really comments on anything in retrospect, even otherwise significant events in his life.

Like, how could he forget :julay:?
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Has Chris ever actually commented on any of the sagas after their completion? It often seems like things happen to him and he just sort of immediately forgets. And given the whole bluespike thing especially I find that really hard to believe. It's almost like for all of Chris's public emotional self mutilation he never really comments on anything in retrospect, even otherwise significant events in his life.

Like, how could he forget :julay:?
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No, I do not believe Chris forgets, he is just slow in the mind and that makes it easier for him to not ruminate on such unpleasantries.
I would like to rate the photo of Chris in the yellow dress with a ruler on the main forums as winner, btw.
 
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I've been thinking a lot, and I wonder if it is at all possible to break inside Chris's autistic mind and teach him new tricks.

We know a lot of what he gets about reality comes from the people he trusts, otherwise known as Blorb. It's likely he was never taught how to adult, and that crippled him, since he has had no one to teach him how to grow the fuck up.

Chris is retarded enough to believe anything, as long as he trusts you enough to give you the reigns, and that is a bullseye shot if possible.

So my thought is if anyone has considered being his "friend" long enough to unlearn his behaviors and teach him how to be a grown ass man. And that would mean putting up with the bullshit he puts out, and getting him away from Barb the Hutt long enough for him to see how people act.

Or we could just send him a bunch of sex ed tapes from the 80s and 90s, since they were all cartoon and animated then. Maybe some of those School House Rock tapes for good measure.

He's also been on Tumblr even if he would deny it, so he's bound to have gotten a lot of dumb from those cupcakes.
 
Trilby said:
It is something we have to remember when it comes to how he just simply doesn't realize it again and again.
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Only time I can think of when Chris acknowledged it was with the "sex contest" a few weeks ago or whatever when his opponent mentioned some of it to the "lesbians". He basically said "YEAH I DID THAT STUFF! SO WHAT!?" but it seemed kind of defensive personally. I feel like he was brushing it off but it obviously didn't sit well with him.

Chris despite how straightforward he can seem now and then is a hard nut to crack. He really does bottle up all his pain. It's almost like he's trying so hard to forget shit that he ends up repeating his mistakes.
 
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m0rnutz said:
I've been thinking a lot, and I wonder if it is at all possible to break inside Chris's autistic mind and teach him new tricks.
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You could send in those fuckers from Inception without putting a new idea in that dumbfuck's mind.
 
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Can anyone explain the dumb ass capitalization of the Game PLACe? It doesn't make any sense to me or seem to have any significance
 
TheMockTurtle said:
Can anyone explain the dumb ass capitalization of the Game PLACe? It doesn't make any sense to me or seem to have any significance
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BTW, the wording is "The GAMe PLACe", why the lowercase e's with the other letters like that, who knows, perhaps the owner wanted something unique and different from the norm. I knew of an ACE Hardware store near me that used to had it's signs upside down (they called themselves The Upside Down Place).

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http://www.toledoblade.com/local/2007/11/08/Janneys-pack-it-in-after-80-years-in-west-Toledo.html
 
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AnOminous said:
You could send in those fuckers from Inception without putting a new idea in that dumbfuck's mind.
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In the category of "CWC movies I would totally watch." I'm thinking Christopher Nolan by way of Stanley Kubrick with a little bit of Eraserhead mixed in.
 
What was the deal with Robert Simmons V and what did he accomplish other than getting the Church Audio?

I must have been on a Chris hiatus when this all went down because I don't remember him that well. His page kinda abruptly stops and gives no closure either.
 
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I was looking at Chris future message video. I'm wondering how horrified he would be if his 25 year old self could see how he turned out almost ten years later.
 
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