Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Gloria The Glorious]

They don't want to sound like women, they want to sound like cute animu girls. Teehee.

The requires being able to sound cute. Jim has it worse, having to sound "cute" while raging against the fact he wasn't allowed to carry every single item he saw on sight.

 

[Programmer Socks]

This time next year he'll have a ditch. Guarantee it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This time next year he'll have a ditch. Guarantee it.

I've long argued that Jim is doing this purely for clout and isn't actually committed to the bit, but the longer it drags on I think he might actually do it.

 

[Spud gun]

This time next year he'll have a ditch. Guarantee it.

Guess we should start taking bets on how long it will take jimothy to start showing his rotting fake and gay hole off on social media.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Jim is used to carrying a lot of weight in the form of his copious amounts of fat, surprised he's complaining about penalties now.

Carrying fat at his weight would almost be amount to carrying a ball and chain at this point. If he keeps indulging. The penalties for being an obese cunt will weigh more down on him than any game whatsoever tries to punish him for doing something stupid.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Guess we should start taking bets on how long it will take jimothy to start showing his rotting fake and gay hole off on social media.

This sounds like a poll, to me...

What will Jim do first:
A) Amhole installation
B) Onlyfans
C) Both at once

 

[An empty shill]

This sounds like a poll, to me...

What will Jim do first:
A) Amhole installation
B) Onlyfans
C) Both at once

I go; A) get the chop, then
B) Create an only fans to show off the glorious am-hole!
He'll make pennies I say! Pennies!

 

[Slur Generator]

This sounds like a poll, to me...

What will Jim do first:
A) Amhole installation
B) Onlyfans
C) Both at once

I'm conflicted. I want him to cut his dick off so that there is no chance of a Jim Sterling Jr but i know that if he does cut it off we will get pictures of his rotting axe wound.

 

[Bastet]

He is on discord, so there's a likely chance there's some orbiters trying to groom him right now.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

A year ago I would have said Jim is too lazy for this. Now, I believe he's being groomed and it's only a matter of time.

 

[Wooper]

You know that clown goonery showed us that there are trannies that like making kids trannies. Maybe there are trannies that like grooming grown ass men because it is funny to them. It might be a sort fat girl in the friend group tatic. "No I pass, look at that Boglin loving freak compared to me."

 

[Divine right to rule]

This sounds like a poll, to me...

What will Jim do first:
A) Amhole installation
B) Onlyfans
C) Both at once

I actually think OnlyFans is a possibility now.
He obviously enjoys showing off his obscene form, and other troons would throw some money his way.
It would be heckin empowering and validating for the sick fuck to earn money that way.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

You know that clown goonery showed us that there are trannies that like making kids trannies. Maybe there are trannies that like grooming grown ass men because it is funny to them. It might be a sort fat girl in the friend group tatic. "No I pass, look at that Boglin loving freak compared to me."

Possibly, but I think it's as simple as "affirmation in numbers". the more people that share your lifestyle, the easier it is to justify clinging onto it rather than face reality.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

A stinkditch would give him something new to throw in people's faces. He would constantly reference in tweets and JQ's. It's inevitable, especially with orbiting Discord troons.

 

[soulless guarantee]

I expect he is too obese to go under the knoife in elective, non-lifesaving surgery. Which then gives him another avenue to moan about how the NHS hates trans people.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

This sounds like a poll, to me...

What will Jim do first:
A) Amhole installation
B) Onlyfans
C) Both at once

B since on his Bluesky account he is apparently posting more NSFW stuff, considering some of his selfies I wouldn't be surprised if hes all but posted nudes on there and is close to an OF. Anyone with an account brave enough to look?

 

[Strangolapreti]

I expect he is too obese to go under the knoife in elective, non-lifesaving surgery. Which then gives him another avenue to moan about how the NHS hates trans people.

I hope one day a surgeon that had enough also doubles down as a proud ally would decide to help this fat fuck stunning and brave woman in getting her neovagina on his throat.
But that's something that would happen only if people weren't so fucking patient with troons this bigoted.
What a shame...

 

[Johan Schmidt]

If Jim gets cored by some frankensurgeon, then his sheer layers of blubber; would turn that ditch into a biohazard cavern. Truly horrifying stuff. Just a putrid hellpit; filled with fermenting pus. Heinous.

I can't wait lol, if the rot gets bad enough his actual intestines might get eaten through by the nurgles hotpot of pestilence.

 

[Cap-tan]

This sounds like a poll, to me...

What will Jim do first:
A) Amhole installation
B) Onlyfans
C) Both at once

My bet is on the pedo groomer arc before any of those.

 

[Oliver Onions]

My bet is on the pedo groomer arc before any of those.

Despite statistics being in his favour, I just don't see it happening in Jim's case. All his creepy sex stuff is very egocentric, it's all 'me, me, me'. Maybe @Moja Zemlja can correct me since he archives a lot of Jim's tweets, but I don't think I've ever seen him say creepy sex shit to/about other people (except Jonathan Holmes, but that's a long-running gag) which is the usual warning sign with other e-celeb groomers; always very hiding in plain sight.

I think it's far more likely that we see his 'husband' Phoenix come out with fictional abuse/rape allegations when they inevitably split up and she has a manic episode.