Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[AnOminous]

The less he wants people to see his art, the less Patreon support he gets, he drives his followers away with his attitude already so this only makes it worse.

The only products he offers to anyone are butthurt and tears of rage and the only people who even want those are trolls. It's like throwing fish heads and garbage in your back yard and then spending all day screaming about the feral cats.

 

[Mr Pizza]

Man I'd love to be flicked off by Dobson in person. I bet that has to be the funniest sight in the world. I mean just look at him and his dumb face, imagine that sneering. Then you'd look at him and frown, ever so slightly, and he'd scamper away awkwardly while you laughed at his plumbers-crack.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

We spend a month each year celebrating Christmas, and Dobbo couldn't even spend one of eight possible days in that time period to actually do something someone other than himself wants.

He's beneath a pityfuck from Laci Green.

Jesus. It's amazing how a child like Dobson ever got a GF in the first place.
How did he fuck it up, exactly? Something about spazzing out at a Hanukkah party or something?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Jesus. It's amazing how a child like Dobson ever got a GF in the first place.
How did he fuck it up, exactly? Something about spazzing out at a Hanukkah party or something?

Girlfriend invited him to celebrate Hanukkah with her family since he couldn't go home for Christmas.

Dobson sulked in the corner the entire time and whined about it on DA talking about how she "just doesn't get the feeling of Christmas".

Girlfriend saw the journal and rightful chewed him out in the comments.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Dobson sulked in the corner the entire time and whined about it on DA talking about how she "just doesn't get the feeling of Christmas".

Maybe because they were celebrating fucking Hanukkah, Dobbo?

Anyone got a link to the source or an archive of it? Sounds like it'll be a LOLfest.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Girlfriend invited him to celebrate Hanukkah with her family since he couldn't go home for Christmas.

Dobson sulked in the corner the entire time and whined about it on DA talking about how she "just doesn't get the feeling of Christmas".

Girlfriend saw the journal and rightful chewed him out in the comments.

They didn't break up over that stuff, though. I assume it put a lot of strain on their relationship and struck some cracks into it that never fully healed, but afaik, they stayed together for some time even after that.

It's really weird to look at Dobson and realize at some point he was able to attract a girlfriend. Dobson (being his usual prince charming self) drew his GF a bit on the chubby side, so I assume she was not very confident of herself and possibly socially a bit awkward (she seems to have been a bit of a geek, too) thus she put up with Dobson's shit far longer than she should have.
Cause, really, what did he have to offer?
It seems he was afraid to leave the house after dark, he doesn't enjoy socialising, he certainly didn't enjoy going to a concert (what kind of a sheltered fucking milquetoast pansy has no experience of going to a concert in the first place?).

As I said, it's quite depressing to think that this guy peaked (both artistically and generally) like 10 years ago.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Maybe because they were celebrating fucking Hanukkah, Dobbo?

Anyone got a link to the source or an archive of it? Sounds like it'll be a LOLfest.

Did some digging in the old thread and found it.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Did some digging in the old thread and found it.

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Thanks. Have a gold star.

Jesus Christ. Dobby has a unique gift to turn any nice gesture or peptalk into an insult that'll he fixate on and cry over for hours. Her family invites him over so he wouldn't be sitting home alone on the holidays, and he gets pissy because they didn't change their beliefs and customs to suit him. His girlfriend tries to talk to him about his art, and he drops it and sulks for two hours.

The dude is a fucking real life version Eeyore, the perpetually depressed donkey from Winnie the Pooh.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Thanks. Have a gold star.

Jesus Christ. Dobby has a unique gift to turn any nice gesture or peptalk into an insult that'll he fixate on and cry over for hours. Her family invites him over so he wouldn't be sitting home alone on the holidays, and he gets pissy because they didn't change their beliefs and customs to suit him. His girlfriend tries to talk to him about his art, and he drops it and sulks for two hours.

The dude is a fucking real life version Eeyore, the perpetually depressed donkey from Winnie the Pooh.

Eeyore had friends.

 

[AnOminous]

The dude is a fucking real life version Eeyore, the perpetually depressed donkey from Winnie the Pooh.

Eeyore wasn't also a complete asshole. Dobbo is actually less charming than Marvin the Paranoid Android. With Marvin or Eeyore, their sometimes witty reaction to their suffering was what was funny. With Dobson, it's the actual suffering of this worthless prick that is funny because he deserves it all.

 

[MysticMisty]

They didn't break up over that stuff, though. I assume it put a lot of strain on their relationship and struck some cracks into it that never fully healed, but afaik, they stayed together for some time even after that.

It's really weird to look at Dobson and realize at some point he was able to attract a girlfriend. Dobson (being his usual prince charming self) drew his GF a bit on the chubby side, so I assume she was not very confident of herself and possibly socially a bit awkward (she seems to have been a bit of a geek, too) thus she put up with Dobson's shit far longer than she should have.
Cause, really, what did he have to offer?
It seems he was afraid to leave the house after dark, he doesn't enjoy socialising, he certainly didn't enjoy going to a concert (what kind of a sheltered fucking milquetoast pansy has no experience of going to a concert in the first place?).

As I said, it's quite depressing to think that this guy peaked (both artistically and generally) like 10 years ago.

I imagine that she stayed with him a lot longer than she should've (or wanted to) out of pity. No friends, no success as an artist, and he was a thousand miles away from his family. She probably thought he'd shed his grumpy exterior if given some love and compassion and finally shine as a person. Instead he liked being a shut-in, couldn't be assed to get to know her family, and pitched fits when things couldn't be done "his" way. And when a major incident inevitably occurred due to his refusal to communicate, he still refused to talk to her and instead cried on DA about how he's a victim and everyone's shitting on him and oh, he might have done something minor that really upset her for some reason.

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

Is Dobson still with his gf though?

Does he refuse to answer if asked, or is there any real evidence that she's not with him anymore?

 

[Mitch Watterson]

On the subject, we must never forget Dobson's way of handling people giving you best wishes during the Holidays. Just be a dick.

I also never got the old lady's reaction in panel 3. I'm guessing she's anti-Semite?

 

[Count groudon]

Is Dobson still with his gf though?

Does he refuse to answer if asked, or is there any real evidence that she's not with him anymore?

IIRC there was a picture that surfaced a while ago that showed him hanging out with her, so it's possible that if they're still either dating or just friends.

It's also possible that they were from years ago, I'm not entirely sure.

 

[*Asterisk*]

IIRC there was a picture that surfaced a while ago that showed him hanging out with her, so it's possible that if they're still either dating or just friends.

It's also possible that they were from years ago, I'm not entirely sure.

You can gage this by his hair-n-waistlines.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

On the subject, we must never forget Dobson's way of handling people giving you best wishes during the Holidays. Just be a dick.

I also never got the old lady's reaction in panel 3. I'm guessing she's anti-Semite?

It was a darker time, my friend... The War on Christmas...
Sometimes I can still hear the ball ball busting...

But yeah. Dobson's a dick who can't even think of a funny joke or punchline.

 

[Barley]

Is Dobson still with his gf though?

Does he refuse to answer if asked, or is there any real evidence that she's not with him anymore?

There's no confirmation of them still being a couple or just friends but... here she is, the woman with the patience of a saint or a complete lack of self-esteem and good taste.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

On the subject, we must never forget Dobson's way of handling people giving you best wishes during the Holidays. Just be a dick.

I also never got the old lady's reaction in panel 3. I'm guessing she's anti-Semite?

So, I take it in Dobson's point of view, the only true person is someone who doesn't believe in anything?

Is he trying to be profound? Or stupid? I can't tell.

 

[QB 290]

So, I take it in Dobson's point of view, the only true person is someone who doesn't believe in anything?

Is he trying to be profound? Or stupid? I can't tell.

Him trying to be edgy, for a fat gross guy talking about religion

 

[CWCissey]

There's no confirmation of them still being a couple or just friends but... here she is, the woman with the patience of a saint or a complete lack of self-esteem and good taste.
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Who's the kid?