Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Has he ever actually taken a case to trial, though?
He has not.

He recently, responding to a superchat iirc, admitted that fact. I covered it so there is evidence of him saying so within his past 6 streams. He then said he has appeared in front of judges in pre-trial hearings which were ultimately pled out.

Hardly surprising. 98% of all US legal disputes are settled before a formal trial.
 
It is a webdriver issue where if you use the browser 'back' button enough, you eventually get a memory leak. However, this only triggers in my program once there has been no activity in the chat for a while.
Oh I love trying to code around buggy components. Such fun.
The birth of Panoptes and its consequences have been a disaster for the Locals Race,
No. Nick killed his locals all on his own.
Nah, he's been on twitter for like 3 hours ish?
I don't understand how he hasn't ended up divorced yet. What kind of a wet rag of a woman would put up with his shit?
 
The birth of Panoptes and its consequences have been a disaster for the Locals Race, and that's probably a good thing
No. Nick killed his locals all on his own.
I think it's both. Nick started out by encouraging all sorts of degenerate retardation in that hellhole, and the half that were there with any sense of shame bugged out when they saw their written and photographic diarrhea being logged by the Farms.

He seems to be losing the other-half now because he's not engaging very much, and even they don't seem to appreciate the Vito shit.

So, basically, he's killing his Locals on his own now, but Penoptes helped early on. Also, Elissa and Claire.
 
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It is actually. If only for the fact Nick reads this thread and it makes him seethe.
Listen I'm cool with the meme or whatever, my problem is that there are people that honestly believe shit like "the silicone ring is a dog whistle that he's a swinger, and the blue color specifically indicates that he likes to watch as his wife gets plowed by black dudes."

It's important to stay grounded. Yes, he's a degenerate, yes, he's an alcoholic, no, not literally everything he does indicates one of those two things.
 
What's funny about this is if you rewind earlier in the stream, you'll hear Dick call PPP chickenshit for not wanting to talk to Zoom. The timestamp above is the karma.
I despise Zoom but that was an epic snake move. Dax tried to snake PPP and ended up publicly ass fucked and has been seething and coping ever since. That led to the Barbie mansion shit being exposed as bullshit too.
Hardly surprising. 98% of all US legal disputes are settled before a formal trial.
Or disposed of via motion before they get to trial. I never really considered that a huge deficiency in his litigation history. It was more how little of it there was. Most of what he has discussed has not been rocket science as law goes, though, stuff like the standard for summary judgment or cases largely decided on their factual history.

That he was able to do that coherently and be entertaining at the same time (a major weakness for a lot of law commentators who are dull as dishwater) was really the main thing he brought to the game. Now he can't even do that because he is usually incoherent drunk and has no interest in anything but coom.
 
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Without getting too OT, I hardly think Nicholas is a good example of Christian culture's porential--at least any kind of traditional or regimented form. Nick is a degenerate coomer with superficial understanding of his own catechism and laughable takes on the Protestand perspective.

The Church has many issues and reasons for decline, but the conveyance (or lack thereof) of sexual morality is far from the core issue. Nick was always going to slide into apostasy and degenracy. His parents allowed him much licence as a child with HBO in his room, his degenerate friend group, the swearing since he was 8, and subsidising his useless English degree.
He had a writing (creative writing, iirc) degree [from a marginal school], not an English degree.

General comment: idr what college he ended up going to, but no Christian school is going to be against married people living together.

Further, if they really did live in Section 8 housing, that is despicable. There are people who actually need subsidized housing to survive, and for a literal trust fund baby to take a spot is vile.

I suspect fabrication, and if not, then Nick is a multi-decade lazy grifter and no one should have been so stupid as to think well of him. If anyone was, I hope they've learned a lesson. Nick's general background was and is readily available; it didn't take KF to reveal it. I personally don't have more than a year's familiarity with the man, but my instincts and assessments of him from day 1 of my awareness have all borne out. And I'm one of the least cynical people ever. He was, is, and likely will always be a lawyer in name only, a grifter, and an all-around shallow, callow person. There is nothing there to admire or appreciate. At all.
 
Further, if they really did live in Section 8 housing, that is despicable. There are people who actually need subsidized housing to survive, and for a literal trust fund baby to take a spot is vile.
I don't see how he'd qualify with outright fraud. I believe there's also mixed-income housing where paid and subsidized housing people share a building, though.
 
Further, if they really did live in Section 8 housing, that is despicable. There are people who actually need subsidized housing to survive, and for a literal trust fund baby to take a spot is vile.

I suspect fabrication, and if not, then Nick is a multi-decade lazy grifter and no one should have been so stupid as to think well of him.
The latter. Nick doesn't blatantly lie on specifics like that. He knows someone here might drill down into it.
 
Sweet Jesus. Nick turned into a walking PSA for why you shouldn't drink so much. He'd be so much better now if he didn't have this problem, even if his drunken yelling rants entertained a lot of people and got him a lot of popularity....

If it were me, I'd rather have earned a tenth of the money and lose over half of my fans than go through this kind of spiral.
 
I despise Zoom but that was an epic snake move. Dax tried to snake PPP and ended up publicly ass fucked and has been seething and coping ever since. That led to the Barbie mansion shit being exposed as bullshit too.
I think that incident has become somewhat relevant again. Not because it shows Nick trying to ambush somebody (it doesn't), but rather because it shows what a shit judge of character Dick is, and how his influence over Rekieta could cause all sorts of problems.

Dick in 2020: "Hey Nick, bring Zoom on!"
Dick in 2023: "Hey Nick, bring Vito on!"

Why anybody listens to Dick is beyond me.

FYI I also warned Nick not to bring that pedophile on stream too and he ignored me then as well.
Don't take it personally. As this thread has amply shown, he regularly ignores good advice from everybody. I think he listens to Dick the most. That's why that incident happened, and that's why he's palling around with Vito now.

Incidentally, near the end of the stream. Gator calls in and shares the news story of Zoom calling the little girl on a Ring camera. Based on what he told me during a phone conversation I had with Nick after that stream, I think Gator helped drive the point through Nick's thick skull. He would have saved himself a lot of aggravation if he had listened to people earlier though,

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Caught some of the J.A.C.K. Show tonight with Cecil, Jon Malin and EVS.

- It sounds like EVS changed his mind and will travel to Tennessee to hang out with Cecil and Nick for the live show, though no firm commitment
- Cecil said Nick asked him months ago if he'd appear at a Nashville live show without providing a guest list. Cecil agreed because he likes Nashville. He says he probably wouldn't agree present day if he knew who would be going. He is calling Nick's panel "The Legion of Doom" - Dick, Branca, likely Doug Tenapel.
- Cecil is bringing his GF and is arriving on the Tuesday early to attend a concert. He said if the vibe with Nick's posse is lame, he's going to peel off and just explore Nashville with his partner (similar to Nick at AM)
- Cecil reiterated that he doesn't like Dick.
- Cecil said it's Jon Malin that has a beef with Branca, not him. Cecil hung out previously with Branca in person and got along fine.
- Cecil seemed uneasy about running into Doug Ten Napel in person. He thinks Doug is a "pompous ass", but doesn't "hate" him. Apparently Cecil made some sort of comic parodying Doug or his Earthworm Jim character, possibly called Dirtworm Jim where a character literally shits out a likeness of either Doug or Jim.
- As opposed to relishing the upcoming awkward possible encounter with Dick, Cecil said he is trying to avoid any awkwardness with Doug because he won't enjoy it. He seemed to honestly brainstorm whether bringing a copy of his Dirtworm Jim comic to give to Doug would be interpreted as instigating tension or in good fun. It was decided it probably would just aggravate things.

Here we have a Rekeita guest being grilled by the former timestamper of all Nose's streams:

Jessica Reloaded sounds an awful lot like Nick for a former guest who some previously thought might be subtlety mocking Nick on his coom streams.

Replies to her tweets are "harassment". Replying to her makes you a "weirdo". Any criticism is met with "Why are you watching my show?" Her defense is that "she's just trying to do her own thing" on YT.

A quick Google on "younger female infertility + miscarriages," the following rings a bell: polycystic ovarian syndrome which is related to endometriosis (I recall thinking that it sounded similar). It's about fibroids affecting the ovaries which affects hormones and the development of the fetus. If she had a procedure - as Nick said - this is what the Cleveland Clinic says:

PCOS or Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome and Endometriosis can both cause infertility (less so miscarriages), but are completely different conditions.

As your post quotes, there's also not much medically that can be done about them. The main treatments somewhat ironically, are birth control pills.

PCOS also tends to happen in fatter women in a chicken-and-egg scenario because the ovarian cysts (which are mostly just a finding on ultrasound and is really the least relevant feature of the syndrome) are accompanied by insulin resistance and overproduction of male-type hormones leading to hairy, chubby women with irregular cycles.

Wondering if this meeting had anything to do with the lawsuit.

It's possible, but who would Nick be meeting with related to the case?

Randazza is out-of-state and I thought his Minnesota sponsor was local to Nick. Same with Schneider, who Nick shouldn't have any contact with anyway at this point.

Is Nick bringing in a local second chair to do filings because he's running out of money to pay Randazza?
 
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