Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

From what my cousins who were Public Defenders (they specialized fucking quick and stopped being Public defenders) is that most of the time you probably just want to take the plea. The issue with Nick lies in how bad the plea bargains he convinced his clients to take.

I think the issue with Nick is that he said "if you hire me, you're pleading out."

WITHOUT any regard to whether his client is innocent, or might have a good defense. One might wonder whether he knows how to do anything else. Going by his own words, it sure seems like he doesn't. He basically advertised he's not interested in courtroom defenses.

Yeah, some people are guilty, and sometimes a plea deal is the best option, but Nick made it clear that's ALL he does. Full service defense attorney, he is not.

"You really think Nick would ambush Josh with Drexel? Sheesh, y'all really are conspiracy theorists."
"He wouldn't just show up with him unannounced."

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, CGOODY! Last I checked, Nick was absolutely okay with surprise attacks on people, just ask Ethan Ralph and Elijah Schaffer what caused Ralph to back out of the You Are Here interview. What makes anyone think that they wouldn't try for a double team just to prevent Josh from actually making any headway in a discussion?
Not that any discussion with Drexel would actually accomplish anything at all in the first place.

He also sorta-kinda ambushed Tonkasaw with Warski. I say "sorta-kinda" because, to be fair, he asked Tonka if he'd talk to Andy, and when Tonka seemed to give an affirmative answer he immediately brought Andy on. Andy was waiting in the back room the whole time, so he absolutely wanted that to happen.

Some of the newer of you might not be familiar with this picture, but it was from the Tonkasaw thing. Right as the two started yelling at each other. He was quite pleased with himself (but he totally hates drama). Several Kiwis used a variation of this as their avatar back in the day.




I could totally see a situation where he invites Null on to chat, and Drexel is waiting in the wings.

You are right though. I don't think Drexel could out-argue Null. Even with the advantage of an ambush.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Wasn’t Dax doxxxxxxxed during an attempt to ambush PPP with Zoom too? Spurring debate as to whether he actually lives in a Barbie dream house or not? In any case, Nick clearly has form with ambushing people to try and get an advantage.

Kayla and Nick married before graduating and lived in Section 8 housing "with all the Somalis and Mexicans... and we had AC" [I believe this is new news. I thought they married after graduating.]

Has the reason they got married so young ever been established? Shotgun marriage? Even though we now know he has numerous financial safety nets and was never truly poor, why would you marry so young before having a decent job?

My theory is to get away from Ma and Pa rackets and be free to coom in peace. Even if it meant living in public housing.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

From what my cousins who were Public Defenders (they specialized fucking quick and stopped being Public defenders) is that most of the time you probably just want to take the plea. The issue with Nick lies in how bad the plea bargains he convinced his clients to take.

Just imagine Nick's worth ethic as a youtuber. You think he would have done the kind of simple paper work/requests to see if his client was fucked over by corrupt/bully traffick police (video requests, etc). I have never needed to be in court for much of anything but I imagine these kinds of stuff is a long wait but less than an hour to actually do on Nick's end. He probably just stamps Ls on his clients foreheads.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I think the issue with Nick is that he said "if you hire me, you're pleading out."

WITHOUT any regard to whether his client is innocent, or might have a good defense. One might wonder whether he knows how to do anything else. Going by his own words, it sure seems like he doesn't. He basically advertised he's not interested in courtroom defenses.

You are paying him to rubber-stamp your conviction.

EDIT: Pippa beat me to it.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I bet they did that so they could fuck and waiting for graduation was too long for the horny retards. They most likely lived in those circumstances out of choice since fucking on campus and living co-ed was a no-no even for married couples due to the college being a Christian one. If them having taken out a loan for college is true they probably threw that together to live instead of paying for the dorms and their families didn't want to help pay for a nicer fuck-cave.

Christian sexual ethics not being taken seriously and or coupled with modernity bullshit (outside of by Amish and Mormons.) Is why shit like Nick at Hedonism 2 happens. Retarded that his reward for actually marrying Kayla in keeping with Christian sexual ethics was section 8 housing since we can't have married people having sex at our campus! It's such a fucking joke and it's why said groups outside of hard corp fundamentalist who take ths teachings both seriously and don't bow to modernity are dying. I actually feel bad for Nick and our wife here, having to deal with that level of church college disfunction.

 

[Swole McPole]

You are paying him to rubber-stamp your conviction.

Much as I hate to defend Nick over ANYTHING here, it really makes a difference who represents you -- even if you plan on pleading guilty. A good criminal lawyer can make the difference between keeping your liberty and losing your liberty, or between a relatively short sentence and years in jail.

Not that I think Nick was EVER a good criminal lawyer, and I'm pretty sure he had no business defending the fraud woman who got sent to prison in the case where he pissed off the judge. But it sounds like she had no money to pay an experienced lawyer, so Nick got paid in on-the-job training. It's not a deal I'd want to do if my liberty was at stake. If you're going to rob your employer for tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars, be sure to stash enough to be able to pay a lawyer when they finally come to lock you up for it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think the issue with Nick is that he said "if you hire me, you're pleading out."

WITHOUT any regard to whether his client is innocent, or might have a good defense. One might wonder whether he knows how to do anything else. Going by his own words, it sure seems like he doesn't. He basically advertised he's not interested in courtroom defenses.

Yeah, some people are guilty, and sometimes a plea deal is the best option, but Nick made it clear that's ALL he does. Full service defense attorney, he is not.

I will disagree somewhat. Nick said he was only interested (because of experience) in working a plea and would offer to refer clients to trial experienced lawyers if they did not want to plea.

Wasn’t Dax doxxxxxxxed during an attempt to ambush PPP with Zoom too? Spurring debate as to whether he actually lives in a Barbie dream house or not? In any case, Nick clearly has form with ambushing people to try and get an advantage.



Has the reason they got married so young ever been established? Shotgun marriage? Even though we now know he has numerous financial safety nets and was never truly poor, why would you marry so young before having a decent job?

My theory is to get away from Ma and Pa rackets and be free to coom in peace. Even if it meant living in public housing.

I knew someone (since divorced) who said that they only married their spouse so that they did not rape them because they could not control themselves.

Perhaps one or both of them wanted to COOOOOM and the family only approved of it if they got married.

We also know from Nov-Feb of this year how much Nick HATES condoms, so maybe a scare?

 

[Neetorino]

Here we have a Rekeita guest being grilled by the former timestamper of all Nose's streams:

Holy fuck, guys like this are gonna be real damaging to Nick's online reputation. "Don't go on Nick Rekieta's show, he's got some psycho fans who will seethe at you forever if you upset them on their e-daddy's show." And this isn't just some guy, he was the timestamp guy for a long time. Nick's named him on show to thank him for doing it, and always pinned that comment, so Nick is very aware of this fan and could catch extra heat for having such a super-fan be such a piece of shit.

He also sorta-kinda ambushed Tonkasaw with Warski. I say "sorta-kinda" because, to be fair, he asked Tonka if he'd talk to Andy, and when Tonka seemed to give an affirmative answer he immediately brought Andy on. Andy was waiting in the back room the whole time, so he absolutely wanted that to happen.

Yeah recency bias brought me back to Ralph, I forgot just how scummy that stream is, looking back of course. It was peak IBS behavior to run any drama streams like Ralph would. Nick would absolutely do it this time to Josh, perfect tactic for any target.

We also know from Nov-Feb of this year how much Nick HATES condoms, so maybe a scare?

Edit: Holy shit this sounds like one of two things, since I'm pretty sure they're past being able to have kids themselves, either a swinger pregnancy scare or one of them has an STI and doesn't want to spread it to the other.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Wasn’t Dax doxxxxxxxed during an attempt to ambush PPP with Zoom too? Spurring debate as to whether he actually lives in a Barbie dream house or not? In any case, Nick clearly has form with ambushing people to try and get an advantage.



Has the reason they got married so young ever been established? Shotgun marriage? Even though we now know he has numerous financial safety nets and was never truly poor, why would you marry so young before having a decent job?

My theory is to get away from Ma and Pa rackets and be free to coom in peace. Even if it meant living in public housing.

It might have also been a condition of having a trust fund. Usually these greatest generation types have a lot of odd rules to open up the purse strings and its arguably the main reason nick even went to college. stuff like having kids or getting married or getting a college education are pretty usual things to be mentioned in order to have a shot at the inheritance and trust. Hell you're guaranteed a house once you're married to a greek, i bet nick's rich family has a similar proposition.

I also want to remind people that we didn't know he was a trust fund baby until pretty far into his career a lot like Dax. Because of how rare it is to meet one of those types people just naturally assumed Nick was able to support his wife and kids with his amazing practice. When Dax first went on the killstream didn't ethan say he was a caltech educated rocket engineer who did podcasting as a weekend hobby? I'm sure Nick's CV was similarly inflated.

Speaking of Nick's kids how old are they? i know at least one is driving age, we keep whining about the youngest but the oldest ones must be going through absolute hell with their parents mid-life crisis.

You are paying him to rubber-stamp your conviction.

EDIT: Pippa beat me to it.

you'd literally be better off hiring Ethan Ralph. Didn't he manage to get a DUI or reckless reduced to just a failure to obey a stop sign or something insane like that?

And that was with him being a felon with a horrific driving history. Imagine what he could do to sweet talk the lawyers if he had no record at all.

Christian sexual ethics not being taken seriously and or coupled with modernity bullshit (outside of by Amish and Mormons.) Is why shit like Nick at Hedonism 2 happens. Retarded that his reward for actually marrying Kayla in keeping with Christian sexual ethics was section 8 housing since we can't have married people having sex at our campus! It's such a fucking joke and it's why said groups outside of hard corp fundamentalist who take ths teachings both seriously and don't bow to modernity are dying. I actually feel bad for Nick and our wife here, having to deal with that level of church college disfunction.

you actually trust nick is being honest? i'm no where near chritsian but there is no doubt in my mind the college didn't have some deal with off campus housing for married couples. even if they didn't i highly doubt housing was that expensive where they were and they could have easily just gotten loans to pay for it. people forget how old nick is, a one bedroom easily would have been cheap back in the early 2000s. As long as they both had jobs or studen loans.

 

[HungryTroon]

Christian sexual ethics not being taken seriously and or coupled with modernity bullshit (outside of by Amish and Mormons.) Is why shit like Nick at Hedonism 2 happens. Retarded that his reward for actually marrying Kayla in keeping with Christian sexual ethics was section 8 housing since we can't have married people having sex at our campus! It's such a fucking joke and it's why said groups outside of hard corp fundamentalist who take ths teachings both seriously and don't bow to modernity are dying. I actually feel bad for Nick and our wife here, having to deal with that level of church college disfunction.

Those absolutely no sex on campus rule is i think a thing to keep even the most purist of rich families happy. Having co-ed dorms on campus no matter how well you'd regulate it to be only available for married couple might sound to some coocoo Purist like there's wild sex parties with with randomly mixed rooms and just the slightest possibly of losing a million of donations a year is worse than actually staying true to their faith for the school. Which just goes to show that Christianity truly is just Judaism+.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I think the issue with Nick is that he said "if you hire me, you're pleading out."

The only time I heard nick say that was when he was hired by a dude who raped and impregnated his daughter.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, some people are guilty, and sometimes a plea deal is the best option, but Nick made it clear that's ALL he does. Full service defense attorney, he is not.

Even if you are going to plead out most of your cases you don't want it known that's coming because you have no negotiating position. You need to at least present a credible threat that you can take it to trial and win. Prosecutors hate losing and one high profile defeat can end their careers.

The only time I heard nick say that was when he was hired by a dude who raped and impregnated his daughter.

Has he ever actually taken a case to trial, though? I can see refusing to sign on to defend a guy you ouright know is a child molester and can't think of a single good faith defense though. You might want to refer him to someone who actually does that kind of case if you don't have the stomach for it yourself though.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Those absolutely no sex on campus rule is i think a thing to keep even the most purist of rich families happy. Having co-ed dorms on campus no matter how well you'd regulate it to be only available for married couple might sound to some coocoo Purist like there's wild sex parties with with randomly mixed rooms and just the slightest possibly of losing a million of donations a year is worse than actually staying true to their faith for the school. Which just goes to show that Christianity truly is just Judaism+.

Which is why Christian culture is dying and in a way has brought it upon itself. You can not have Christian sexual morality without early marriage. And I do believe Nick is telling the truth based on my past experiences in contemporary Christian culture.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think CGoody fucked up; I'm pretty sure the euphemism is supposed to be "tired and emotional", no?

I bet they did that so they could fuck and waiting for graduation was too long for the horny retards. They most likely lived in those circumstances out of choice since fucking on campus and living co-ed was a no-no even for married couples due to the college being a Christian one. If them having taken out a loan for college is true they probably threw that together to live instead of paying for the dorms and their families didn't want to help pay for a nicer fuck-cave.

They went to a state university in Minnesota.

Even Runkle couldn't drive superchats and yt seems a bit low with $285 although he almost peaked at 3k. That seems like a high for him recently.

$414 between the two platforms is basically Ralph numbers (or maybe a little bit more than Ralph numbers) even though Ralph isn't able to be on YT and collect super chats there, gets a tiny fraction of Nick's viewers, and is also in the middle of some major scandals such as:

• Getting fucked up and deciding to send a message containing a picture of his dick to all of his Telegram subscribers
• Admitting to being a literal cuckold who paid for a Mexican prostitute to have unprotected anal sex with his wife despite being concerned about the STD risk
• Having the recent tape released by Harry Morris

I guess the difference between Rekieta and Ralph is that Ralph has had dedicated paypigs who have followed him and kept the money flowing through years and years of doing stupid shit. Nick had dedicated paypigs too but he at least once literally told them to stop giving him money and leave if they wanted his old content and figuratively has done that for the past year.

Seems like a curious path to take to me. I guess I'm not a social media expert.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Rekieta is trying to appeal the Montegraph case.

Nick has filed notice for appeal on the July 11th decision.

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Which is why Christian culture is dying and in a way has brought it upon itself. You can not have Christian sexual morality without early marriage. And I do believe Nick is telling the truth based on my past experiences in contemporary Christian culture.

Without getting too OT, I hardly think Nicholas is a good example of Christian culture's porential--at least any kind of traditional or regimented form. Nick is a degenerate coomer with superficial understanding of his own catechism and laughable takes on the Protestand perspective.

The Church has many issues and reasons for decline, but the conveyance (or lack thereof) of sexual morality is far from the core issue. Nick was always going to slide into apostasy and degenracy. His parents allowed him much licence as a child with HBO in his room, his degenerate friend group, the swearing since he was 8, and subsidising his useless English degree.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Seems like a curious path to take to me but I'm not a social media expert.

I am a social media expert. I toss my fish heads to predict the vagaries of social media and they tell me that Balldoman is on the perfect course. The only more perfect thing he could do would be to release a video of his horrifying hank hill ass getting blown out by our wife’s strapon while she is getting anally ravaged by niggers. It’s the next step Balldoman and I support you. I guarantee there are at least a couple of pp picks of Balldoman floating around in fan dms (at least one of which is probably Charlie101) and it’s only a matter of time before his smol pp is all over the place

 

[Captain Manning]

The only time I heard nick say that was when he was hired by a dude who raped and impregnated his daughter.

No, I recall he said it in a more generalized sense in one of his shows. Long after that case. Quite recently, in fact. He has admitted he is not a trial attorney. I think somebody here even clipped it.

It's kinda a moot point now though, because I'm pretty sure he's not interesting in lawyering anymore. He wants social media to be his full time gig. It's often been said Rekieta was better at social media than lawyering, but now he sucks at both.

Has he ever actually taken a case to trial, though?

To the best of my knowledge, he has not.

A few year ago, PPP asked him how many cases he had won, and Nick answered that he counts dismissals before trial as Ws.

Which, I mean, is technically true. If you get get the government to drop a case, or the judge to toss it, you've won. However, he's never gone to trial and secured an aquittal for any of his clients AFAIK.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Without getting too OT, I hardly think Nicholas is a good example of Christian culture's porential--at least any kind of traditional or regimented form. Nick is a degenerate coomer with superficial understanding of his own catechism and laughable takes on the Protestand perspective.

The Church has many issues and reasons for decline, but the conveyance (or lack thereof) of sexual morality is far from the core issue. Nick was always going to slide into apostasy and degenracy. His parents allowed him much licence as a child with HBO in his room, his degenerate friend group, the swearing since he was 8, and subsidising his useless English degree.

This actual trad dad lawyer makes a compelling case that it's a core issue: https://twitter.com/JReubenCIark/status/1482095322759249920
And it was more a comment on the college and not Nick being an average 2023 Catholic.

 

[Captain Manning]

Wasn’t Dax doxxxxxxxed during an attempt to ambush PPP with Zoom too? Spurring debate as to whether he actually lives in a Barbie dream house or not? In any case, Nick clearly has form with ambushing people to try and get an advantage.

I wouldn't really call that an ambush attempt on PPP. The only one that got ambushed there was Dick. What happened there was that Dick wanted Zoom on because he thought that Zoom would help him take on PPP. Rekieta was reticent, and PPP made it clear he didn't want to talk to Zoom. Nick (to his credit) didn't bring Zoom onto the stream until after PPP had left. So it wasn't really an ambush attempt on PPP. Dick just wanted it to be.

When Zoom finally joined in, instead of going in on PPP, he more or less called Dick and fag and read out his street address.

Here's what happened. It's timestamped:

What's funny about this is if you rewind earlier in the stream, you'll hear Dick call PPP chickenshit for not wanting to talk to Zoom. The timestamp above is the karma.

Nick had to take down the whole stream, and upload it in parts with the Zoom portion edited out (the clip above is not on Nick's channel). His chief concern being that doxing is against Youtube ToS. Dick's dox was already out there AFAIK, but it caused a big headache for Nick.

I think his pedo-shielding of Vito, again likely spurred on by Dick, is another headache in a similar vein. A lot of problems Nick has now are of his own making, but listening to Dick clearly isn't helping.