Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
Caught some of the J.A.C.K. Show tonight with Cecil, Jon Malin and EVS.
I saw a bit of it, like the part about Cecil thinking of bringing his Dirtworm Doug comic to Doug so he can sign it.

Is Cecil's girlfriend really named Juju though? Or at least that's her nickname? If so, that's kinda funny, considering Cecil has beef with Dick masterson.

...Wasn't D.I.C.K. also a slogan schtick of Cecils? Something about diversity inclusion compassion and kindness of some sort? lmao. What is this, star wars?
 
This actual trad dad lawyer makes a compelling case that it's a core issue: https://twitter.com/JReubenCIark/status/1482095322759249920
And it was more a comment on the college and not Nick being an average 2023 Catholic.
interesting commentary on christian early marriages. but nick's current situation perfectly illustrates why marring young does not work in 2023.

imo, women are more social than men. so, if you have a society where trad values are celebrated, then the women will be trad. if you have a society where degeneracy is celebrated, then the women will be degenerates. men just go where the women are. in current year, western society celebrates the strong independent girl boss that need no man. if a women gets married in her early twenties and has children after the wedding, she would be in her early forties. still young enough to be sexually attractive by men. she feels she wasted her youth on the getting married young and wants to recapture her lost "youth" years, because she sees social media influencers and celebrities living this life of excess. she thinks she could have gotten that life if she didn't marry young. hence she wants a divorce or separation to "find herself". i know this is a gross simplification but, based on my observations, about why middle age couples' marriages fail in current year, when neither party had an affair or were abusive, is 95% initiated by the wife for "irreconcilable differences". and irreconcilable differences means what i hypothesized earlier.

what does this have to do with rekieta? he seemed normal a year ago, but the fell off a cliff and we are seeing nick's coomer arc. all of his worst tendencies are in full display. prior to falling off the cliff, we saw hints of this coomer mind but it was hidden in jokes and quips. we also saw a stream were he had the worst conversation of his life. it was after that moment when i notice nick's decline.

my speculation is kayla wanted a divorce for the reasons of the 20 yr itch hypothesis. nick got mad but did not want a divorce, so he let kayla do what ever she wanted. i base this on circumstantial evidence in the leaked txt exchange between nick/faran about kayla wanting to swing. this resulted in what we see today with nick. all of his worst tendencies are on display.

i think nick's current situation goes back to getting married young. it only works in a society where the culture, as a whole, that buys into the marring young. do we currently live in a society that believes in this, especially with the internet and social media?
 
...Wasn't D.I.C.K. also a slogan schtick of Cecils? Something about diversity inclusion compassion and kindness of some sort? lmao.
Yes. It was his channel name or persona or whatever in the beginning. I think you have all the words correct: D.I.C.K. in Comics.
 
It's kinda a moot point now though, because I'm pretty sure he's not interesting in lawyering anymore. He wants social media to be his full time gig. It's often been said Rekieta was better at social media than lawyering, but now he sucks at both
The problem with that is that he was never good at social media. He’s not a personality, he’s not an entertainer.
His only value was being a lawyer willing to say lowbrow right wing opinions and spout memes. Without the law license, he is nothing. That’s why he’ll never be able to get rid of the legal stuff from his content. He’s get zero views if he 100% did no legal stuff.
 
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The problem with that is that he was never good at social media. He’s not a personality, he’s not an entertainer.
His only value was being a lawyer willing to say lowbrow right wing opinions and spout memes. Without the law license, he is nothing. That’s why he’ll never be able to get rid of the legal stuff from his content. He’s get zero views if he 100% did no legal stuff.
Right wing? He's always been a lolbertarian. That was his appeal. Unless you consider being ostensibly religious a right wing exclusive.
 
I am immediately suspicious if any father that doesn’t make their children the most important aspect of their life. Even struggling dads at least have the good sense to pretend. Nick‘s kids are going to have thousands of hours of their dad setting the worst example possible.

It’s like the dark mirror universe version of The Last Lecture.
 
OTOH, I'm immediately suspicious of anyone who makes their online personality as 'being a dad' (in bio, ____ dad, dad anything, etc).

Usually insufferable people.
I'm suspicious of anyone who promotes an online personality in general.

I get what you mean though. Most dads I know tend to show the importance of their children rather than tell it. I'm not impressed with what Nick has shown, but to be fair we don't see anything. Still, I wouldn't say 1/4 of the things he does knowing that his recordings will be around forever.
 
@newuser131 showing the importance of slut shaming our wife to keep that shit in check. On this topic fuck both Bohbert and Greene no faulting their husbands while playing evangelical to the crowd.
 
Speaking of Nick's kids how old are they? i know at least one is driving age, we keep whining about the youngest but the oldest ones must be going through absolute hell with their parents mid-life crisis.
Five kids ranging in age from 5-15 but it seems like he's been saying that for over a year so the eldest may be driving age.

Retarded that his reward for actually marrying Kayla in keeping with Christian sexual ethics was section 8 housing since we can't have married people having sex at our campus!
Further, if they really did live in Section 8 housing, that is despicable. There are people who actually need subsidized housing to survive, and for a literal trust fund baby to take a spot is vile.
I don't see how he'd qualify with outright fraud. I believe there's also mixed-income housing where paid and subsidized housing people share a building, though.
highly doubt housing was that expensive where they were and they could have easily just gotten loans to pay for it. people forget how old nick is, a one bedroom easily would have been cheap back in the early 2000s.
On the Section 8 discussion:
I timestamped specifically what he said. It's less than a minute: https://rumble.com/v3csod8-punished...-british-man-discovers-fans-.html?start=14169

Benefits in 2023:
"The rent you will pay will be 30% to 40% of your household’s adjusted gross income. A Housing Authority will pay a portion of the rent directly to the property. If you move, the voucher moves with you. To qualify for a Section 8 voucher, you must fall within Minnesota’s income limits. "
Source

So, "the voucher moves with you" is interesting. If the moving benefit existed around 2003 when they married, they may have used it for some time after graduation. That is definitely a grift considering the extended family's resources, though perfectly legal. IIRC Nick's first job out of college was as a bank teller which is low pay. It could even explain why Kayla never got a job after graduating - to keep their income low enough to qualify for Section 8.
 
This actual trad dad lawyer makes a compelling case that it's a core issue: https://twitter.com/JReubenCIark/status/1482095322759249920
And it was more a comment on the college and not Nick being an average 2023 Catholic.
I tend to see his argument as a more general 'relaxation of social mores' and most people run to sexual profligacy (the subject of some of the harshest taboos in Western society) when social restraint is relaxed.

I personally think that the consequences of the abuse of sexual norms is one of the most damaging things to both the individual and society beucase of the dire consequences. It is something deep in our programming that should not be messed with.
He had a writing (creative writing, iirc) degree [from a marginal school], not an English degree.

General comment: idr what college he ended up going to, but no Christian school is going to be against married people living together.

Further, if they really did live in Section 8 housing, that is despicable. There are people who actually need subsidized housing to survive, and for a literal trust fund baby to take a spot is vile.

I suspect fabrication, and if not, then Nick is a multi-decade lazy grifter and no one should have been so stupid as to think well of him. If anyone was, I hope they've learned a lesson. Nick's general background was and is readily available; it didn't take KF to reveal it. I personally don't have more than a year's familiarity with the man, but my instincts and assessments of him from day 1 of my awareness have all borne out. And I'm one of the least cynical people ever. He was, is, and likely will always be a lawyer in name only, a grifter, and an all-around shallow, callow person. There is nothing there to admire or appreciate. At all.
I am fairly certain that he went to a state school, but I would have to dig back through the thread.

Also, I am not sure what difference there is between an English and Creative Writing degree. Maybe the former reads most literature?

About the housing situation, I would not be surprised if there is some fabrication. How many times has he said 'I bought me house' when recently he revealed that he knew his schooling and housing would eventually be paid for becuase of his family? @Geared Chris gave a timestamp for it, and he comes off to me as as if playing down his own safety net that most of his audience could never imagine having. The context was a comparison to Trump, and of course he looks like a small fry next to that kind of money.
Nick has been tweeting, so I'm wondering what excuse if any he will make on Locals.

Maybe he's recording his Locals YouTube Boot Camp?


Wondering if this meeting had anything to do with the lawsuit.
Possibly. .. I would think that any kind of local council would not be out in the sticks with Nick (given his money he is spending on Randazza) and he would at least get a a reasonable one from the Cities. He goes there often enough.

I am still waiting to mock his YT grift lessons as well. It was supposed to be recorded last weekend. He even mentioned taking recording equipment with him to do it.
I don't see how he'd qualify with outright fraud. I believe there's also mixed-income housing where paid and subsidized housing people share a building, though.
His parents, perhaps, wanting to teach him responsibility? I know moneyed people who have half a clue how destructive it can be wanting their children to learn fiscal responsibility. I am not sure how I feel about these wealthy people using public welfare as a schoolmarm for their bratty children, but I admire the sentiment of not wanting them to be total arses.

I am leaning toward the side of thinking they failed raising them, and this tactic is draconian last measure.
The latter. Nick doesn't blatantly lie on specifics like that. He knows someone here might drill down into it.
Correct. He just obscures. You cannot take everything he says at face value.
i think nick's current situation goes back to getting married young. it only works in a society where the culture, as a whole, that buys into the marring young. do we currently live in a society that believes in this, especially with the internet and social media?
It is definitely a cultural shift and fracturing of shared ideals at play. Monoculture has its benefits, and I believe that we have seen multiculturalism fail many times over becuase it allows people to puck amd choose a weird mishmash of rules they want to follow.

I believe Nick has done this: he picks and chooses the aspects of his faith and culture he likes (e.g. he likes the songs at his church, but not the message; he likes conservative policies, but not the 'prude' ones; etc...) At first it might seem thoughtful, buy in the end it is revealed that people released from social restraint will lizard brain into sex, drugs, and pleasure and recreate the famous rat paradise experiment spontaneously.
 
Nick's discord, home of Nick's strongest nose guards.

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I see some people talking about how he's never taken a case to trial, but I distinctly remember him complaining about how he lost a trial for some woman who the judge sentenced her to the maximum after preaching from her soapbox (and getting facts about the woman wrong) a few years ago.

I can understand making up victories but I don't really see anyone making up a humiliating defeat where his client was given a decade in prison.
 
I am leaning toward the side of thinking they failed raising them, and this tactic is draconian last measure.
I'm thinking that he was raised 'poor' to teach him to be modest but his parents failed to conceal that they are rich so he grew up sorta resenting them.

I didn't realize that place was alive still. I thought he killed it back in December.
He killed it but mentioned bringing it back at new years and then promised he will do LWC again, and the proceeded to break that promise from what I can tell.

I see some people talking about how he's never taken a case to trial, but I distinctly remember him complaining about how he lost a trial for some woman who the judge sentenced her to the maximum after preaching from her soapbox (and getting facts about the woman wrong) a few years ago.
From what I remember, he made this woman plead guilty from the get go too. What he was trying to do was to try and get her a lightened sentence but the judge didn't buy since the crime was fraud and she hired a non public defender (Nick). Nick then passive-aggressively retorted back at the judge at the lift that he was pro bono. The judge now presides over his lawsuit with Monty.
 
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