Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Oh my.... Well, if his brain wasn't broken before, it certainly is now. I have seen thinking like this before and it was meth-psychosis. I knew a guy who also thought random people were after him, plotting to kill him and such, and it was because he had been doing meth for 2 weeks strait and cooked his brain. Does Nikki have a script for Adderal? Not even joking here, this kind of thinking can be the result of doing too much speed. It has already been said here, if he hears and Ice-cream truck, he just might start shooting.

12 months from now:

"Hey Patrick, remember the time you literally thought a federal judge and a mafia hit man were after you?"
"That never happened stalker, enjoy prison"
"But, you posted it here on twitter, 13 pages, here's the screenshot"

"No, stalker, that never happened or would happen"
Along with all the other ways it fries your brain, heavy alcohol consumption can (sort of ironically) make you more anxious and paranoid long-term. It's one of the reasons alcoholism is so insidious, you drink to get rid of anxieties and end up making them worse in the end. Some of Pat's behaviour is definitely unhinged enough to be him abusing uppers, but it could also easily be the booze plus his withered soul finally departing his body once he paid Quasi, leaving him a broken shell of a pig man.
 
I just realised something. If a comedian had a bit about a psycho named richard prongay, son of Mr Softee, the only way it woukd work qould be if said comic was a master of drily delivering sneaky jokes that managed to sneak up on you. Kinnison, Carlin, Chase, Martin, not one of the could pull it off. But y'know who could, who might be the only comic in history who could have?

Norm, fucking, Macdonald.


God is a farmer.
Norm was my favorite comedian tbh. His fucking roasts about OJ and Michael Jackson were peak comedy.
I remember went he went on the View or one of those shows with those shriveled SJW bitches, back before SJW's were a thing, this was back when Bush Jr was running for President, and he started talking about wanting to keep murderers out of the White House, and they walked right into it, "which murderers have been in the White House" and fucking Norm without skipping a beat goes "Clinton, he murdered somebody, a few people actually" and they fucking freaked :story: because it was live they couldn't do anything, they kept asking him to stop and Norm trolled the shit out of them, kept going on about it "I though it was common knowledge"
:story:
Dude was a savage.
Pat is a humorless retard if he thinks Norm fucking MacDonald wasn't funny.
 
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Along with all the other ways it fries your brain, heavy alcohol consumption can (sort of ironically) make you more anxious and paranoid long-term. It's one of the reasons alcoholism is so insidious, you drink to get rid of anxieties and end up making them worse in the end. Some of Pat's behaviour is definitely unhinged enough to be him abusing uppers, but it could also easily be the booze plus his withered soul finally departing his body once he paid Quasi, leaving him a broken shell of a pig man.
Oh I'm aware, it acts very similar to benxodizapines such as xanax, clonapin, ambien, when you stop drinking after having a heavy alcohol habit you have panic attacks, delrium tremors seizures. A person can die from alcohol withdrawal, especially someone addicted to alcohol.
 
Must suck for Niki, having your husband share his craziness more with a random woman
Nikki's previous relationship before she settled down with Pat was as the third wheel in some fag polycule so I guess she's used to it.
Nikki is the only one I feel a little sympathy for as I don't see any way she'd be in the mess they are both in if it wasn't for Fatricks tendency to run his mouth and complete inability to take an L.
That said she stays with him, so my sympathy is limited, it might not seem as easy for her, she's in her 40's with no kids and while not ugly, she's rather plain looking and obviously not too bright to stay with Fat after all the shit he's plated up for himself, she probably feels like Pat is the best option she's got.
Thats another reason I think the mother in law stepped in and paid in the end, Wisconsin law puts Nikki on the hook for Pats debt too, if he had been stubborn enough to enjoy prison rather than pay, Nikkis business would have been next in Quasi's lawyers sights.
I think she went to her mom for help with Pats latest insane court filing "look what he's doing, he's now naming Federal Judges, I just don't know what to do" and the mom finally decided enough is enough and just went behind Pats (substantially fat) back and arranged to pay it herself.
Fucking nobody likes this man. It is incredible. And he sees no problem with his behavior, even though complete strangers instantly start shitting on him.
He has the ego of a medium sized planet, which is still smaller than his obese gut.
Even randos with no previous interaction with Pat are only 3 or 4 messages at most away from becoming Patposters.
I've seen at least half a dozen people who stumbled across the insanity that is Pats Xitter and either asked harmless questions or offered well meaning advice, thus setting off Pats hair trigger passive aggression and promptly be childed and condescended by this veritable soy goblin, resulting in them becoming Patposters themselves.
He has an amazing ability to alienate and turn well meaning strangers from wanting to offer advice to absolutely hating the man, within the space of only a few interactions.
 
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Wrong again, stalker. Mr. Tomlinson has many friends who are either on the sexual offender registry for pedophilia or travel to Vietnam repeatedly for..... vacation.
He truly has a retarded moral compass.
Every Republican is an irredeemable monster for him, but he is a member of an organization that is infamous for how many pedos and sex perverts it has in it's ranks.
Truly special.
 
Bob Prongay Sr. apparently threatened/attempted to kill his wife and child.

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Now hear me out, is it possible that his son became a vigilante taking revenge on fat retards who do shit like that? What a twisted tale this is becoming.
Now the mafia is involved! Fatrick really has main character syndrome in his endless crusade to stop people from calling him fat on the Internet.
 
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What do you mean?
Is it just me, or do men look deranged when they take face pics without a shirt? More than a few cows have done it any they manage to look crazy every time. Also this is how a gay man poses for a selfie.
Just wait til Fat doxxes Amanda Hugandkiss. I can't wait til he gets ahold of Amanda Hugandkiss.
Here's hoping Pat never finds out my secret identity as Jack Sopholotts
So, wait, how are the pests feeding Jackie this information?
I like to imagine they've sent her literally nothing and she dives down these crazy rabbit holes of her own initiative, getting everything wrong along the way.
 
What are the chances our guy Porque Squealer has called Milwaukee Police to let them know he’s found his stalker and it’s Bob Porngay son of Mr Softee?
A better question is what are the chances Tubby Tomlinson has demanded the Milwaukee Police assign him a permenant security detail to protect him from Mafia Ice Cream Death Squads?
 
AND HES BACK WITH A NEW HOUR OF RAW HOG RAGE
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Seems he is, as predicted, doubling down on the robert prongay shit harder than he doubled down on the autistic manatee aesthetic
 
what the fuck is wrong with this wet brained pig? even chris chan hit a point where he was able to figure out there actually wasn't a super hot virgin who wanted to have sex with him behind the 13 year old boy voices. There is clearly some kind of op one of the rascals is running behind jackie or between jackie and patrick that is leading him to these absolutely retarded conclusions. But how the fuck has he not sniffed it out yet after the entire Josiah arc? It's fucking mindboggling.

What I'm trying to say is in addition to fat he's also dumber and also less educated than a clinical retard. But he's so narcissistic I guess he cannot learn from his mistakes because he can't believe he ever made them. No child, spending four hours on the phone with a troll revealing very inconvenient things about my life and finances was all part of a greater plan. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 
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