Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Things Once Remembered]

Retard thinks a party balloon with paint will disable a t-90 main battle tank.
Like there's no fucking wipers on the optics, like a there's no spare ones in the back if they get shot at, like a fucking party balloon will not pop in the middle of a fucking warzone until it pops above a tank, exactly where the cameras are, lmao.

The best part is he thinks they are remotely comparable.

A Javelin has a range on paper of just under 3 miles, is essentially undetectable by the old commie tanks that the Russians are fielding, and strike the armor in one of the thinnest points, all but ensuring that the tank and it's crew are out of action.

His genius paint idea meanwhile relies on the crew just letting you walk right up to the tank in throwing range, resolutely not shooting at you with the coax or pintle mounted machine guns (I don't remember if later soviet tanks have a hull gun and can't be bothered to check). All of the tanks dismounted friends are also super cool with your totally cool paint baloon and definitely won't share any extra ammunition they have, muzzle first. All of this in service of what isn't even a mobility kill. You haven't forced the crew to bail, you haven't done anything bit annoy them.

The worst part is that his retard idea is grounded in reality. Yes, knocking out periscope is  part of a strategy to knock out tanks in a stand up fight, but it doesn't magically render the whole system inoperable.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I feel I need to explain a guy who tweeted this:
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Has decided he's an expert on Russia/Ukraine/Musk
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lol General Fatton makes an unhinged appearance. Say furthermore one more time, stupid.

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Don't tell political Fatrick that 49% of Wisconsin's votes and 80+% of the democrats votes come from Milwaukee and Madison. Having him draw a map of Wisconsin to try and include them in half of the seats in Wisconsin would look so ridiculous, it would get shot down by every legitimate court

”why are you so angry it’s unpleasant as a fan to witness”

“Welp. I’m actually a giant faggot. 1/“

 

[AnOminous]

The worst part is that his retard idea is grounded in reality. Yes, knocking out periscope is  part of a strategy to knock out tanks in a stand up fight, but it doesn't magically render the whole system inoperable.

Even if you did pull this superhuman feat off, wouldn't they just open up the hatch, shoot you, and wipe off the periscope? Or just Tianenmen you?

 

[internet friend]

Or just Tianenmen you?

I don't think the average tank has enough torque or weight to run over someone THAT fat.

 

[AGPinochet]

The best part is he thinks they are remotely comparable.

A Javelin has a range on paper of just under 3 miles, is essentially undetectable by the old commie tanks that the Russians are fielding, and strike the armor in one of the thinnest points, all but ensuring that the tank and it's crew are out of action.

His genius paint idea meanwhile relies on the crew just letting you walk right up to the tank in throwing range, resolutely not shooting at you with the coax or pintle mounted machine guns (I don't remember if later soviet tanks have a hull gun and can't be bothered to check). All of the tanks dismounted friends are also super cool with your totally cool paint baloon and definitely won't share any extra ammunition they have, muzzle first. All of this in service of what isn't even a mobility kill. You haven't forced the crew to bail, you haven't done anything bit annoy them.

The worst part is that his retard idea is grounded in reality. Yes, knocking out periscope is  part of a strategy to knock out tanks in a stand up fight, but it doesn't magically render the whole system inoperable.

Patrick's idea also relies on the assumption that the guy equipped with the water balloon isn't going to get turned into meat chunks by an FPV suicide drone, or artillery laser guided or conventional, or vaporized by a glide bomb or thermobaric rocket.

I don't have the footage saved but at the start of the SMO there were some guys who though they were going to do some ra-ra fight the power red dawn shit. Tried to ambush an armored column with Molotovs and small arms. A Russian walkthrough showed after result of this foolish effort and it was a bunch of dead people, their bodies unrecognizable as a result of heavy machine guns and autocannons

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Even if you did pull this superhuman feat off, wouldn't they just open up the hatch, shoot you, and wipe off the periscope? Or just Tianenmen you?

Exactly. At best the paint is a pain in the ass and takes a while and some acetone to get off.

People like pat forget that tanks do not operate alone. Tanks are supported by infantry, and mudfeet tend to be rather fond of the big metal boxes that make sniper nests and bunkers go away, and will be inclined to protect it.

Patrick's idea also relies on the assumption that the guy equipped with the water balloon isn't going to get turned into meat chunks by an FPV suicide drone, or artillery laser guided or conventional, or vaporized by a glide bomb or thermobaric rocket.

I don't have the footage saved but at the start of the SMO there were some guys who though they were going to do some ra-ra fight the power red dawn shit. Tried to ambush an armored column with Molotovs and small arms. A Russian walkthrough showed after result of this foolish effort and it was a bunch of dead people, their bodies unrecognizable as a result of heavy machine guns and autocannons

This as well, even a force as hilariously incompetent as the Russians aren't driving around like it's world of tanks, totally without backup.

 

[TheGuntinator]

People like pat forget that tanks do not operate alone. Tanks are supported by infantry, and mudfeet tend to be rather fond of the big metal boxes that make sniper nests and bunkers go away, and will be inclined to protect it.

He thinks fighting a tank is a boss battle where he's not locked into the arena with them, they're locked into the arena with him. Presumably where goons with guns will engage in one-to-one hand-to-hand combat in between phases.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Good ol Technicality Tomlinson. It's a major bonus episode because he tweeted this 20 minutes later:

 

[Piggle Rick]

He’s gone completely mental at this point.
Is Jackie real or is it a SpaceEdge bit?
She surely can’t be this stupid. I’m thinking Jackie is designed to be an edging thing for Piggy.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

>Didn't "fall for" a thong, stalker



We just got a new "I don't fat"

Jesus Christ it's like Jack Torrance had a stroke.
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I would love if someone did a Fatrick edit of this.

I wonder if Pat will ever cheat on his wife with Jackie Singh. Seems like a weird thing going on there.

 

[AN/ALR56]

His genius paint idea meanwhile relies on the crew just letting you walk right up to the tank in throwing range, resolutely not shooting at you with the coax or pintle mounted machine guns (I don't remember if later soviet tanks have a hull gun and can't be bothered to check). All of the tanks dismounted friends are also super cool with your totally cool paint baloon and definitely won't share any extra ammunition they have, muzzle first. All of this in service of what isn't even a mobility kill. You haven't forced the crew to bail, you haven't done anything bit annoy them.

The worst part is that his retard idea is grounded in reality. Yes, knocking out periscope is  part of a strategy to knock out tanks in a stand up fight, but it doesn't magically render the whole system inoperable.

And his idea is useless, Ukies and Russians are disabling leopards and t-90s with 1000$ chinese civilian drones strapped with a 40$ grenade dropping near a open hatch, any more ghetto and you're doing finland style by shoving logs into tank wheels in the middle of a battle or the japanese who glued grenades to a wooden spear and sent people to die stabbing a tank with it.
Patrick is like goebbels in the bunker sending volksturmm to try and halt the soviets, sending old men and young boys with only RPGs thinking that if they are lucky/smart enough they could win by sheer will.

 

[Rent Tin]

I would love if someone did a Fatrick edit of this.

I wonder if Pat will ever cheat on his wife with Jackie Singh. Seems like a weird thing going on there.

No stalker wife, I am not being pegged by an obese Indian woman, these are your delusions again.
Cease contacting me right away or you will be jailed for felony pegging interruption.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

His genius paint idea meanwhile relies on the crew just letting you walk right up to the tank in throwing range, resolutely not shooting at you with the coax or pintle mounted machine guns (I don't remember if later soviet tanks have a hull gun and can't be bothered to check). All of the tanks dismounted friends are also super cool with your totally cool paint baloon and definitely won't share any extra ammunition they have, muzzle first. All of this in service of what isn't even a mobility kill. You haven't forced the crew to bail, you haven't done anything bit annoy them.

The worst part is that his retard idea is grounded in reality. Yes, knocking out periscope is  part of a strategy to knock out tanks in a stand up fight, but it doesn't magically render the whole system inoperable.

Wrong, atalker, each side has to take turns fairly. The Russians who Rick claims are doing mass genocide wantonly will not just blast down everything in sight if you take out their scopes. Russians definitely have never leveled entire buildings or city blocks to stop snipers and other guerilla warfare techniques. These are your delusions.

 

[Pedophobe]

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Good ol Technicality Tomlinson. It's a major bonus episode because he tweeted this 20 minutes later:
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Convicted for disorderly conduct in Columbia county, Wisconsin on 9/4/2011.

 

[Pork Packer]

His genius paint idea meanwhile relies on the crew just letting you walk right up to the tank in throwing range, resolutely not shooting at you with the coax or pintle mounted machine guns (I don't remember if later soviet tanks have a hull gun and can't be bothered to check). All of the tanks dismounted friends are also super cool with your totally cool paint baloon and definitely won't share any extra ammunition they have, muzzle first. All of this in service of what isn't even a mobility kill. You haven't forced the crew to bail, you haven't done anything bit annoy them.

The worst part is that his retard idea is grounded in reality. Yes, knocking out periscope is  part of a strategy to knock out tanks in a stand up fight, but it doesn't magically render the whole system inoperable.

So uh....given how much of a developmentally retarded autist he is I unironically think I have figured out the source of this particular delusion of his

Also I'm calling it right now that his General Fatton/Hammibal/Genghis-Khan't-stop-eating schtick persona along with his musk seething are his way of trying to farm enough updoots to soothe his obese ego from the latest round of proverbial pegging he received from the internet scallywags

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Don't tell political Fatrick that 49% of Wisconsin's votes and 80+% of the democrats votes come from Milwaukee and Madison. Having him draw a map of Wisconsin to try and include them in half of the seats in Wisconsin would look so ridiculous, it would get shot down by every legitimate court

Its the same problem most "Blue" states have, look at any by county voting map, its islands of Blue in a sea of Red, the vast number of Democrat voters are concentrated in a few huge cities that fuck up the state for everyone else that lives there. Olympia and Seattle have Washington locked to failed Democrat policies when the rest of the state is sane.
Same with California, if the San Andreas dumped New Gommorah LA into the Pacific, and San Diego and San Francisco New Sodom followed California wouldn't be the shithole it is.
Without huge cities crammed with Democrats election maps would look like the '84 Election Mondale lost.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The best part is he thinks they are remotely comparable.

A Javelin has a range on paper of just under 3 miles, is essentially undetectable by the old commie tanks that the Russians are fielding, and strike the armor in one of the thinnest points, all but ensuring that the tank and it's crew are out of action.

His genius paint idea meanwhile relies on the crew just letting you walk right up to the tank in throwing range, resolutely not shooting at you with the coax or pintle mounted machine guns (I don't remember if later soviet tanks have a hull gun and can't be bothered to check). All of the tanks dismounted friends are also super cool with your totally cool paint baloon and definitely won't share any extra ammunition they have, muzzle first. All of this in service of what isn't even a mobility kill. You haven't forced the crew to bail, you haven't done anything bit annoy them.

The worst part is that his retard idea is grounded in reality. Yes, knocking out periscope is  part of a strategy to knock out tanks in a stand up fight, but it doesn't magically render the whole system inoperable.

That isn't even the worst part, he wants civilians to use his genius tactic. Thankfully nobody in Ukraine would ever read this fuckwits Twitter, but if he was more popular he might have gotten some naive Ukie killed.

The smug superiority-complex over both Ukrainians and Russians is also disgusting.
He probably thinks that the Russian hordes of evil would just stand around like in Marvel Movies, waiting to get hit, or shoot but miss like Stormtroopers. Ukrainians meanwhile are so stupid and incompetent that military advice from a fat civilian with no military background whatsoever will turn things around for them.

Really, that one short xeet shows so much of Pat's nasty, egomaniacal personality and his apocalyptic stupidity.
It is his personal "am hole" xeet. It says everything about him ina nutshell.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It's like World of Tanks/warships in spaaaace!

 

[AN/ALR56]

I've been reading the thread since page 1, now on page 185, it's amazing, I love it, I understand now how it's going to be soon 3+ k pages.
What makes me both feel sad and flabbergasted is when he posts pics of his wedding, trips, car drives, the innocuous shit that makes him look like a liberal boomer, and I gotta say, that shit isn't so bad, he would have a pretty average good life if he wasn't so much of a complete trainwreck who answers every single post on Twitter.

I guess that's why lolcows are so entertaining to me, seeing how their narcissism is the main cause of their own suffering and exposure.

 

[Broadside]

I feel I need to explain a guy who tweeted this:
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Wait, Elon Musk did a thing and Pat has a retarded opinion about it followed by a series of stupid tweets nobody asked for? Must be a day ending in Y.