Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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His weekly bonus isn't working
Maybe the North Koreans stole it?

 

[Troonos]

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Kim Jung Un allegedly stole the juice.

Based. Hopefully he puts the West out of its misery soon.

 

[Stan]

CashApp

All the beggars and thieves I know have CashApp. Something about it feels very sus to me.

 

[Lyster]

I legit had a dream involving Austin, about him losing a lot of money gambling in a dark souls themed slot machine. Even in my dreams he just cannot win

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Bossman isn't the only gambler in need

WHOOOO, he's on a win streak. Up to 380 bucks holy shit! Sick dance moves

 

[Midnight Cooking]

This is the kind of person Dong Gone wants to see in the mirror. Even with her strong jawline, she is more of a woman than Elliot. Because she is a woman, and not a eunuch.

 

[Blackstar]

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This is the kind of person Dong Gone wants to see in the mirror. Even with her strong jawline, she is more of a woman than Elliot. Because she is a woman, and not a eunuch.

 

[Lainey09]

If anyone ever asked me what “It’s begun, it’s over” means I would point them to this guy. I’m sad I didn’t get to watch the kino meltdowns live but grateful we have the clips.

 

[Yamamura]

Watching one of his recent streams and I noticed he clicked a button called "Live stats" which brought this up.

Pretty kino graph. How do you see this and decide to keep playing?

I'm surprised a casino would even let customers see that information. Usually they want to keep them in the dark as much as possible. They do simple things like not having a clock so you lose track of time (tip: wear a watch if you go to a casino irl).

But I'm guessing Austin would see that graph and think he's due for a win soon after losing so much.

Austin got greedy and gambled a feature. You won't believe what happens next!
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In a shocking turn of events, he hates his life and he can't do this much longer.

So far we've watched Austin get BTFOed by cats, mice, the Chinese and now ayy lmaos

 

[Kees H]

This was hilarious during stream. Bossman loses the money he had in his wallet, so he wants to withdraw it from his vault, and doesn't understand that he first needs to take it out of the vault and needs chat to help him:

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Insane session. From 24 to 400 bucks on BJ. Ended predictably

Insane 10 minutes

 

[Yamamura]

"WHERE ARE ALL MY SUBS AT!" (WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!)

How does this music always line up so perfect? We didn't trust in his self righteous suicide, he tried to warn us bro.

Weirdly a lot of the 2000s music he listens to contain lyrics that have a striking relation to his current situation.

And we are the ones that want to choose
Always want to play but you never want to lose
Aerials in the sky
When you lose small mind, you free your life

 

[Collections Agent]

Weirdly a lot of the 2000s music he listens to contain lyrics that have a striking relation to his current situation.

The fact that he has Breaking the Habit as one of his songs he plays semi-frequently always makes me laugh

 

[Yamamura]

The fact that he has Breaking the Habit as one of his songs he plays semi-frequently always makes me laugh

This is something that legitimately makes me wonder. I'm actually curious what Austin interprets the meaning of that song as. I've always thought in his drug addled mind that he interprets "breaking the habit" as breaking his losing streak, but I could be wrong. It's weird because sometimes there are moments that make it appear as if he's showing some level of self awareness, but then the next thing he says removes all doubt.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

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Kim Jung Un allegedly stole the juice.

Eh, its probably bullshit. I'd bet this was a tax dodging effort and that this is just the incredibly dumb cover story

 

[Born To Shill]

If anyone ever asked me what “It’s begun, it’s over” means I would point them to this guy. I’m sad I didn’t get to watch the kino meltdowns live but grateful we have the clips.

I love how off on his streams are. There's an extra level of comedy in the fact he's lost everything, gets off, gets a win, gets on, loses everything, gets off, gets a win, streams again over and over. Truly the gamblers spirit.

EDIT: He just did it right after I typed this.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Bonus screenshot, BossmanJacks dumb ass doesn't know where Atlantic City is, thinks it's in Maryland:

He is not a driver at night I guess

 

[Drama Fan]

So far we've watched Austin get BTFOed by cats, mice, the Chinese and now ayy lmaos

Don't forget the dogs

 

[Born To Shill]

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Don't forget the dogs

Never forget the dogs.

 

[arc minsk]

Bossman isn't the only gambler in need
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yeah. you gotta keep an eye on his chat. all of his subs and OG chat people are sick gamblers too. they have their own war stories and it's a whole other lore rabbithole. some of them have kick accounts where they play slots too.