-yay. Yet
another video of the idiot twins paying to see abused wild animals in captivity.
-SUPER extra-low-BMI voiceover.
-So, Tiger Park in Pattaya Thailand is an attraction that allows its paying guests to purchase the opportunity to pet tigers of all sizes.
-When you enter, you need to purchase the ticket that you want.
-There’s also a souvenir shop where you can purchase little tigers, stuffies, you can purchase keychains, all tiger-themed of course.
-I’m just getting out my vlogging mic, these Boya microphones are amazing for the price tag. I’m gonna go a video on them later.
-Cafeteria area where you can purchase food and beverages.
-FUPA ON THE COUNTER! FUPA ON THE COUNTER!

-At least she used soap this time.
-LEZZ GO SEE DA TIGARS!
-Hoi goize! I’m so excited to pet the tigers!
-HULLO GOIZE! WE ARRE ERE AT DA PATTAYA TIGAR PARK! AND WE ARRE ABOUT TO GIT IN NOW!
-We’re about to go in and see some small tigers.
-You can choose between big, medium or small and we’re seeing the smaller ones (“or so we thought lol”) there was less of a wait… and, the smaller ones are so cute as well so we’re gonna go see them and give them some attention.
-I CANNT WAIT TO SEE CUTE SMALL TIGARS!
-Me neither.
-LEZZ go!
-“our turn!”
-Aww heh heh heh.
-Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I thought we were petting the baby ones!
-What a gorgeous animal!

-She’s going in to take a bite! SAVE THE TIGER!
-Fuck off uterus-boy.
-Tarzan didn’t have ovaries and boobs.
-ACTUALLEEE TOO MINNY PEPULL BE SCARE ABOUT DIS BUT DOON WORRY BECUZZ ERE DEY TRAIN DEM AND TAKE CARE OFF DEM TO BE CAREFUL WITT DA PEOPLE!
-Yeah. So tell that to
Roy Horn. Oh wait. You can’t. Because his well-trained, abused “
pet” tiger took a bite out of his fucking neck.
-What do they eat?
-Chicken.
-CHICKEN!? ME TOO!
-It’s official. I hate Uterus-boy more than Chantal. He’s a despicable creature and I hope that tiger (who has her ears back when he’s touching her) turns around and takes his fucking head off in one bite. Not really, of course. Because trust me there are guns at the ready in that place. If an animal misbehaves toward a human, they’re getting a bullet between the eyes.
-I hate today.
-I’m betting that this animal abuse sanctuary requires the guests to stand as far away from the tigers’ heads as possible, and to give no eye contact
(hello Cesar Milan) yet this moron grabs the tiger’s tail and stares her right in the eyes. If the tigers were more awake (
less drugged?), man-tits could’ve been lunch. This is unbelievable. He is
SUCH a douchebag.

-If only their heads were in that mouth.
-This is too much, between the heartbreaking subject matter and the constant forced laughter I can’t go further.
-FUCK THESE TWATS.
-Bye.
ETA:
Oh boy, not our furrbaby loving cat-mom going to famously cruel tiger park for attention from the controversy she absolutely knew this is going to cause.
I can already hear her reaction to the people who are calling her out:
“PLEEEEEEEASE. Get a loife.”