Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[UERISIMILITUDO]

This thread sucks. It grows way too quickly, and every time I checked the highlights, I found only another idiot from these websites posting some inane message, and so I stopped tracking it.

Anyway, I thought this was good enough to post here, even though it may be based on outdated information:

Jingle bells,
Sharty smells,
Kuz has HIV,
The Soyjaks squeal, brought to heel,
And they won't stop posting 'P.

The first two verses need work, but I couldn't find a way to involve gems or coal, and I'm not well-versed enough to know the more recent schizophrenic lingo.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

This thread sucks. It grows way too quickly, and every time I checked the highlights, I found only another idiot from these websites posting some inane message, and so I stopped tracking it.

Anyway, I thought this was good enough to post here, even though it may be based on outdated information:

Jingle bells,
Sharty smells,
Kuz has HIV,
The Soyjaks squeal, brought to heel,
And they won't stop posting 'P.

The first two verses need work, but I couldn't find a way to involve gems or coal, and I'm not well-versed enough to know the more recent schizophrenic lingo.

first two work well, when it hits "kuz has hiv" it loses harder than /lgbt/

 

[Tepoztecatl]

there is no evidence for his name being Nikola Uroš, don't know where he pulled that from. you ask for evidence to disprove that doxx but the doxx itself has no evidence. multiple Serbs have also said that Uroš is a Serbian first name. the only evidence of him living in Serbia is one picture with EU-looking bumper plates(blue section on the left) which could have been taken on vacation.
if you saw the doxx thread on /soy/(thread was deleted, only first half was archived for some reason?) they found his info on his blog's who.is as Isaac Kate from Hamburg, NY.

First of all, why would a American be muttposting. Secondly, why would someone with a British accent would be American? And third, which privacy obsessed schizo is retarded enough to put his real info in to their hosting service, something hosting services don't require you to do and don't check. As for his info, I got his face from a whistleblower from his server who he said posted a video of him smoking and a video of him in class and for his name its from his doxbin, which I do think is probably fake but these people all use their real faces but use fake names for some reason so the face is most likely him.

 

[XXLegionnaire]

First of all, why would a American be muttposting. Secondly, why would someone with a British accent would be American? And third, which privacy obsessed schizo is retarded enough to put his real info in to their hosting service, something hosting services don't require you to do and don't check. As for his info, I got his face from a whistleblower from his server who he said posted a video of him smoking and a video of him in class and for his name its from his doxbin, which I do think is probably fake but these people all use their real faces but use fake names for some reason so the face is most likely him.

If the theory that he is Serbian diaspora is right he could easily be an American muttposter, same way Turks are patriotic for Turkey from their flat in Berlin. Do you know the whistleblower who made the doxbin? It would be good to get in contact with them, I want to see what the captions were on the doxx photos. Also how did you get the Serbian address again?

 

[bojackruss]

this is probably bait but still gemmy

 

[Tepoztecatl]

If the theory that he is Serbian diaspora is right he could easily be an American muttposter, same way Turks are patriotic for Turkey from their flat in Berlin. Do you know the whistleblower who made the doxbin? It would be good to get in contact with them, I want to see what the captions were on the doxx photos. Also how did you get the Serbian address again?

It seems like you misunderstood me, the person who made the doxbin is not the same person who gave me his face. I only got his name from the doxbin, the rest from the whistleblower from the server who also supplied me with isaq's voice, which proves that he is british.

Also how did you get the Serbian address again?

I never said anything about the adresss in any of my posts, some 'teens claimed it was him and put it on the soyjak.wiki and as for how they got it, I don't know.

 

[Randy Facalding]

That faggot troongeleno appointed yet another admin-of-the-week ruletroon kike:

might genuinely have to move to the jarty after this holy niggerstone
(also look at how well their cuckflare "archive" site works geg, if janny wants to add the thread in when it works it's 4618323)

 

[XXLegionnaire]

It seems like you misunderstood me, the person who made the doxbin is not the same person who gave me his face. I only got his name from the doxbin, the rest from the whistleblower from the server who also supplied me with isaq's voice, which proves that he is british.

I never said anything about the adresss in any of my posts, some 'teens claimed it was him and put it on the soyjak.wiki and as for how they got it, I don't know.

I see, looks like we're both just collecting random stuff from anonymous 'eens. I will no longer consider your evidence suspect

That faggot troongeleno appointed yet another admin-of-the-week ruletroon kike:
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might genuinely have to move to the jarty after this holy niggerstone
(also look at how well their cuckflare "archive" site works geg, if janny wants to add the thread in when it works it's 4618323)
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how is cracking down on avatarfags and immigrants bad?

 

[Just don't like em.]

First of all, why would a American be muttposting. Secondly, why would someone with a British accent would be American? And third, which privacy obsessed schizo is retarded enough to put his real info in to their hosting service, something hosting services don't require you to do and don't check. As for his info, I got his face from a whistleblower from his server who he said posted a video of him smoking and a video of him in class and for his name its from his doxbin, which I do think is probably fake but these people all use their real faces but use fake names for some reason so the face is most likely him.

>NOOOOO!!!!! YOU CANT JOKE ABOUT YOUR OWN COUNTY BECAUSE..... YOU JUST CANT OK!

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

>NOOOOO!!!!! YOU CANT JOKE ABOUT YOUR OWN COUNTY BECAUSE..... YOU JUST CANT OK!View attachment 5327248

I look like this and say this even tho I am not American and %100 BLACK or however the foreskin is stolen.

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

That faggot troongeleno appointed yet another admin-of-the-week ruletroon kike:
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might genuinely have to move to the jarty after this holy niggerstone
(also look at how well their cuckflare "archive" site works geg, if janny wants to add the thread in when it works it's 4618323)
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go to the jarty, we couldn't care less, how is cracking down on the avatar fag problem ruletrooning?

 

[im tired]

(also look at how well their cuckflare "archive" site works geg, if janny wants to add the thread in when it works it's 4618323)
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the log warehouse doesn't archive anymore, it hasn't for months. just use archive.ph or use archive.soyjak.in

https://archive.soyjak.in/soy/thread/4618323

the thread was also moved to /chive/

https://soyjaks.party/chive/thread/8631.html

i think that the soyjak.in guy is working with the sharty. his archive site was stickied for a few hours like 2-3 days ago

also goddamn why are you so fucking mad

 

[Colon capital V]

Froot, in a rare moment of savagery, is encouraging a fellow soyteen of eating a bullet (what the flip Frooty??)

https://archive.ph/FDQeU

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

Froot, in a rare moment of savagery, is encouraging a fellow soyteen of eating a bullet (what the flip Frooty??)

https://archive.ph/FDQeU

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this but unironically, fucking attention whore

 

[Coolio55]

What do you guys think about flartson?
I think it's fucking horrible and the spam doesn't help. There's something truly dead about it. No emotion whatsoever.
It's like if they made a 'jak out ot the elegy of emptiness statue from my heckin zeldarino slowburn spine tingling video series.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

What do you guys think about flartson?
I think it's fucking horrible and the spam doesn't help. There's something truly dead about it. No emotion whatsoever.
It's like if they made a 'jak out ot the elegy of emptiness statue from my heckin zeldarino slowburn spine tingling video series.

It’s because whoever made it had the mirror setting on on their drawing software and so it came out soulless

 

[Touch Of The ‘Tism]

What do you guys think about flartson?
I think it's fucking horrible and the spam doesn't help. There's something truly dead about it. No emotion whatsoever.
It's like if they made a 'jak out ot the elegy of emptiness statue from my heckin zeldarino slowburn spine tingling video series

imo i like it i have a boner for well drawn jaks

 

[Randy Facalding]

What do you guys think about flartson?

>
...andyjak? is that you?

 

[DagothUr]

flartson is a transoyjak. just looking at it you can tell its not quite right.
the lines weights are wrong, the details are wrong, the mouth and eyes are wrong. the facial hair is wrong. the glasses are wrong.
in other words: it is dark dusty NAS coal brimstone LARPing as a gem.
HWNBASJ. HWNBAG.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

What do you guys think about flartson?
I think it's fucking horrible and the spam doesn't help. There's something truly dead about it.

So the thread in which it originated had been a thread on /soy/, which I reported and was then moved to /r/. This sparked outrage, see pic. Then, the newly-appointed manager, Root, unlocked the original thread and deleted the moved thread on /r/ and said that something being in a more appropriate board isn't worth preventing a large number of users from interacting and making IAS OC. It's not like it's NAS or bait when he doesn't mind how much interaction it receives. Little did he know.

I dislike Flartson very much and especially the fact that it's being spammed. Novelty for the sake of novelty. It lacks purpose. Flartson isn't even mocking Flart for being a chinktok soyboy. Did this motherfucker make a deal with the devil in which he sold his soul in exchange for fame no matter what?

Constantly chasing novelty (inb4 "it's le sharty culture newfag") leads to a short-term focus, where immediate fads take precedence over the long-term. Furthermore, when novelty is pursued relentlessly, it leads to Oldtroon Cynicism, where 'teens become weary of constant change and are less receptive to genuinely innovative 'jaks, such as Darkiplier, which isn't receiving enough attention in my eyes.

I think it'll just become irrelevant anyway. We just need to wait. Anyone remember the Starfire spammer? Me neither (Unfortunately, though, it's in the Booru and will remain there.)