More post-jail sightings megathread

[SiggyB]

A ween spotted Chris today.

Spoiler: Photos

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Spoiler: Discord Logs

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>Without Weening
>Screeches at Chris from across a parking lot

Alright, since we're getting an influx of new idiots from a generation clearly not taught manners let me give you guys an analogy. You kids like analogies, right?

If you somehow find yourself in the vicinity of Chris then, congratulations, you're not dealing with Chris. You now find yourself in the presence of an eight-hundred pound gorilla. What happens if you go up to a gorilla and introduce yourself? It rips your arms off. What happens if you throw something at the gorilla? It rips your arms off. If you screech at it from across the parking lot? It rips your arms off. To keep it brief if you're going to do anything involving Chris ask yourself this: "If Chris was a monstrous gorilla would this interaction end with me getting my arms ripped off?". Stay out of sight, use your camera, and record. Don't chase him down, don't stalk him, don't disturb whatever he's doing.

The funniest Chris moments are when he's acting like an idiot of his own accord. Don't be an idiot and try to instigate something just because the average zoomer mindset can't comprehend moments of inactivity lasting more than five seconds. Sit down, shut up, and film. And if you can't do that then do us all a favor and stay away from Chris.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Spoiler: Discord Logs

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Jfc let's try not to turn Chris into Diana Spencer, shall we?

 

[TV's Adam West]

I hope barb has dementia so she gets to re experience the rape every night now that Chris is home.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I have to say I am curious as to exactly who Coin-chan is in relation to Chris. I suppose the most logical explanation is some sort of official minder but who in gods name in any court/social system would appoint a younger female to watch a physically-male rapist?

She's young and resilient enough to keep Chris at bay and unlike Chris if she's carrying pepper spray she'll be more than justified in using it if the big ape gets grabby,speaking of which.

You now find yourself in the presence of an eight-hundred pound gorilla.

Except this gorillas 800 lbs are all flab and fat.



This girl may be at the very least mature enough to be some kind of live in assistant who works for gateway assigned to keep Chris off the internet until he's no longer their problem. It actually makes sense it'd be a female assigned to Chris as almost the entire social worker system consists of women. Indeed a good chunk of the mental health care field is run by women.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Shit, we need you in the Magi-Chan thread.

link plox?

 

[demicolon]

You'll cowards don't even fuck your mother.

Oh @A Grey Cat you disagree? Does that mean you do fuck her?

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

I really wish people would just ignore Chris at this point, it stopped being funny years ago. Plus, whenever people starting following Chris again he usually does some horrifically fucked up and I shudder to think how he could possibly sink lower.

 

[King Bradley]

I can see the LGBTQ community accepting him back with enough time.

Of course, they will accept him. He's a winner in their eyes. He got away with his crime and all the troons wish they could do what Chris did without repercussions.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

link plox?

Gotchu, fam.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

You know, even after all this time, I feel no pity for Barb. This is the future she chose by enabling her schizoid son's behavior and not nipping it in the bud early on. While yes, the internet has a hand in Chris becoming what he is, the majority of it comes from Barb and Robertchu not taking his dumb ass off the internet or doing more to monitor him when they could hear his autistic ass screaming in his bedroom. Call it edgy if you like, but Barb is really not a sympathetic figure

 

[demicolon]

If Chris doesn't deserve being fucked with by the likes of Idea Guys and Princess Toadstool despite being an entitled retard, then Barb doesn't deserve being raped by her own son despite being arguably the worst mom ever, either.

 

[Marvin]

The Snyder thing was laid at Barb's feet (though it burned all of the money they got from Bob's death)

They both ended up pleading guilty in the end.

They both got charged because they were both driving at some point. I forget who was driving first, but one of them him first, and then they swapped places and hit him again.

Barb's ego wouldn't permit her to take the plea bargain offered at first, and then she blew all their money and ended up taking it anyway.

Later with the pepper spray thing (I think? Someone can correct me), when it was just his ass on the line, Barb didn't go into debt to get him a lawyer. He took a public defender.

Believe it or not, I can see the LGBTQ community accepting him back with enough time. Why? Simple, that community is already known to have degenerates among its piers and Im very sure that there might be incest rights representation demands among them so might as well accept Chris back. They will say that he has "paid his debts with society", as if they give a shit about the law.

Hell if he's denying the banging ever happened to start with, I bet they'll just outright pull the "never convicted" argument.

>Seen with a young blond girl that's possibly a child

Who let Chris outside to kidnap some girl and call her Crystal while he butt fucks her in front of Barb?

You got it wrong. It is actually Crystal. He banged Barb, she birthed Crystal, and she grew up and went through a time warp and came back as a teenager now.

 

['Ole Dente]

I really wish people would just ignore Chris at this point, it stopped being funny years ago.

We all wish for that on some level, but these fucking zoomers will never, ever let him have a single waking moment alone. It will never happen again, they will follow him around and try to make him do disgusting shit until he dies or they make him kill himself.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

We all wish for that on some level, but these fucking zoomers will never, ever let him have a single waking moment alone. It will never happen again, they will follow him around and try to make him do disgusting shit until he dies or they make him kill himself.

Yep, and as we see with other cows now, these zoomers are relentless in getting any attention and online asspats. The obvious wise decision for Chris is to keep laying low online because he'll eternally get fucked with. He also should not appear the way he does in public, but that's obviously a lost cause.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Yep, and as we see with other cows now, these zoomers are relentless in getting any attention and online asspats. The obvious wise decision for Chris is to keep laying low online because he'll eternally get fucked with. He also should not appear the way he does in public, but that's obviously a lost cause.

While I would like to believe prison helped Chris wake the fuck up, everything we've seen of him since being release had indicated that, no, he hasn't learned a fucking thing and will keep on the way he has been these last, what, 20 years?

 

[Monolith]

To keep it brief if you're going to do anything involving Chris ask yourself this: "If Chris was a monstrous gorilla would this interaction end with me getting my arms ripped off?

Got it, see Chris, give him a banana.

 

[Marvin]

Got it, see Chris, give him a banana.

Nah, give him a pickle.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Before the Rapenning I would've agreed with the anti-ween 'leave him alone' sentiment but now not so much. You can't be mad that 'Chris got away with it' and then attempt to ruin the life of any goofball who wants to fuck with him now. That's his comeuppance that the justice system won't serve.

 

[Marvin]

Before the Rapenning I would've agreed with the anti-ween 'leave him alone' sentiment but now not so much. You can't be mad that 'Chris got away with it' and then attempt to ruin the life of any goofball who wants to fuck with him now. That's his comeuppance that the justice system won't serve.

I mean, any cringy tard is someone to laugh at. It's not supposed to be a moral punishment for anything. Bad people do exist in the world and they deserve some sort of correction, morally. But that's not the purpose of this site.

That's why the pedo or zoophile threads are tricky to reign in. The point of the site is comedy, not righteousness.

Now if some dogfucker also gets their shit wrecked by the cops, that's cool too. But that's ancillary to what we do here.

 

[Bearmumrik]

You know, even after all this time, I feel no pity for Barb. This is the future she chose by enabling her schizoid son's behavior and not nipping it in the bud early on. While yes, the internet has a hand in Chris becoming what he is, the majority of it comes from Barb and Robertchu not taking his dumb ass off the internet or doing more to monitor him when they could hear his autistic ass screaming in his bedroom. Call it edgy if you like, but Barb is really not a sympathetic figure

Not just that, she also groomed Chris and tried to use him as a replacement for Bob. Disgusting.