Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Smithfield Ham]

"YO PAT! Packers just won! Wanna head down to Hooly's and down a few brews to celebrate?"
"No, Stalker, I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about clearly states. Enjoy prison.
"WHAT? Patrick, I didn't --"

"OH! Sorry. Force of habit. Yes, I would like that."

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I feel I need to explain a guy who tweeted this:
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Has decided he's an expert on Russia/Ukraine/Musk
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Would losing the Black Sea fleet impact Russia's overall strategy and ability to hit Ukrainian targets? Sure. Would wiping it out a year ago have ended the war right then and there? Probably not.

Losing Moskva was a black eye for the Russians and a nice little propaganda triumph for the Ukrainians since it was the fleet flagship, but it wasn't exactly a crippling blow. Moskva was an older vessel (laid down 1976, commissioned 1982) that had no land-attack capability, only anti-air and anti-ship missiles, and they've got plenty of other options for both. Their newer Admiral Grigorovich-class frigates do have land-attack capability, but there are only three of them, and I will bet an entire case of Scotch that for every cruise missile that they've fired at land targets in the Ukraine, there have been a dozen or more launched from mobile artillery units and silos in the Crimea or from bases inside Russia and Belarus. In fact, the BSF itself maintains an extensive inventory of land-based missile artillery, so even if Ukraine had somehow managed to Pearl Harbor every ship and submarine in the fleet, the Russians would still have more than enough land and sea-attack capability in the region to keep making life miserable for Ukraine.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

"YO PAT! Packers just won! Wanna head down to Hooly's and down a few brews to celebrate?"
"No, Stalker, I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about clearly states. Enjoy prison.
"WHAT? Patrick, I didn't --"

"OH! Sorry. Force of habit. Yes, I would like that."

No stalker child, I don't have friends. And no I don't watch football. I prefer eating soy and tweeting instead. Enjoy prison

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If Quasi can not claim Fatrick's car through the debt, then the milwauke police need to make sure his retarded ass can't drive. He has lived downtown for 12 years and he still doesn't know how to go through 794. When people say there are idiots on the road, the mean Fatrick specifically

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I can't see Fat living past 2024.

He's either going to die from a massive heart attack or someone is going to kill him.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

not getting the jab is a cult

this is one of my favorite leftism-ism's of the current day. anti-vaxxers are a cult, but antifa is not an organization. suicidal, self-destructive mongs can't off themselves fast enough.

reminder that patrick is a true believer who declared his stance to his readers. of that small number, they all probably wanted an escape from cringe-world for a brief period of time and were probably aggravated to find the fat, sanctimonious author hectoring them about politics.

 

[Lord Xenu]

That's my favorite part of MATI, when Nulls cover oldschool retards like Pat

Same here. He's in top form when its a single lolcow stream. My favorite episode is Fedsmoker

 

[Divine right to rule]

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If Quasi can not claim Fatrick's car through the debt, then the milwauke police need to make sure his retarded ass can't drive. He has lived downtown for 12 years and he still doesn't know how to go through 794. When people say there are idiots on the road, the mean Fatrick specifically

...Do those Americans rhink there are no city-highways with retarded and confusing crossroads in Europe?

 

[AN/ALR56]

Same here. He's in top form when its a single lolcow stream. My favorite episode is Fedsmoker
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Fedsmoker was a treat, i'm legit sad he passed.

 

[Summer of George]

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If Quasi can not claim Fatrick's car through the debt, then the milwauke police need to make sure his retarded ass can't drive. He has lived downtown for 12 years and he still doesn't know how to go through 794. When people say there are idiots on the road, the mean Fatrick specifically

Lol, that intersection hasn't even existed for 12 years. Maybe 5? It was set up completely differently before that. Maybe Pat would know that if he lived downtown and not right across the river from Grandma Jigaboo. If he actually went someplace to work for a living besides a barstool or the fart couch.

Holy Shit Piss I cannot believe I've missed out on the entire Prongay saga - account the fact that I do indeed work for a living (see above). I guess Josh's belly laugh over "ice cream truck" almost makes up for it, though.

Please keep the circus train rollin', Blackie Jackie!

 

[AN/ALR56]

Pat trying to go viral by having the most leftie milquetoast take ever.
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Musk is removing Starlink from Ukraine cause:

1. They're using civilian internet sattelites as a form of military communication, that's a violation of tons of crap, including DoD rules and ITAR itself, go try and use a encrypted radio link for a drone or a radio see if the FCC or the ATF doesn't bust your ass over it
2. Russia would have legal claims to shoot down or as they are doing it, jam satelites like starlink access to all of eastern europe over it
3. China could fuck Tesla up over this if Starlink starts getting used by Taiwan or some shit.
4. Musk could go to mars and never come back and he'd still have more of a presence on his family than a dude who signed over his daughter to his former friend who cucked him out.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Man, so glad I started following Pat recently, Chris Chan got boring, so very very boring, especially the last couple of years. Insane narcissistic bullshit seems to spew from Pat once every 12 hours, he's like the "old faithful", of lolcows. One day he's an expert on guns, the next day he is the authority on Russian artillery, he refuses to acknowledge anything in reality that would suggest him to be the fat useless unemployed idiot he is. He seems to think that people on Twitter are incredibly stupid, simply not capable of googling his name or finding this thread or watching Dan's podcast or reading about all his legal woes. Nobody ever told him Propaganda only works if you can successfully hide the truth, his truth is all over the internet as the scumbag lolcow he is.

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick thinks Firstname Lastname is his best character. Is there anything more to her than the side-splittingly hilarious name? Some great insights of Fat into the mind of a teenage girl?

 

[Procrastinhater]

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If Quasi can not claim Fatrick's car through the debt, then the milwauke police need to make sure his retarded ass can't drive. He has lived downtown for 12 years and he still doesn't know how to go through 794. When people say there are idiots on the road, the mean Fatrick specifically

What's not to comprehend?
I admit the Europeans had a good idea with their "roundabouts" as it keeps traffic flowing, but this is just a junction, like tens of thousands all over the country.
Ok more complicated at first sight than most, but not as bad as some.
Driving in LA is fucking hell. So is New York, way worse than this.

 

[insight clothes]

Fatrick never changes. Remember he thought first name last name was the height of wit

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I can't see Fat living past 2024.

He's either going to die from a massive heart attack or someone is going to kill him.

No, stalker. It is you who will not live past 2024. I will live forever, sweet suckling baby infant child. Wait for the knock. Your life is already over, stalker.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Man, so glad I started following Pat recently, Chris Chan got boring, so very very boring, especially the last couple of years. Insane narcissistic bullshit seems to spew from Pat once every 12 hours, he's like the "old faithful", of lolcows. One day he's an expert on guns, the next day he is the authority on Russian artillery, he refuses to acknowledge anything in reality that would suggest him to be the fat useless unemployed idiot he is. He seems to think that people on Twitter are incredibly stupid, simply not capable of googling his name or finding this thread or watching Dan's podcast or reading about all his legal woes. Nobody ever told him Propaganda only works if you can successfully hide the truth, his truth is all over the internet as the scumbag lolcow he is.

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Same here, I'd suggest listening to the leaked tapes and the courtroom videos on apostle gate.net, they're fucking hilarious.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Same here, I'd suggest listening to the leaked tapes and the courtroom videos on apostle gate.net, they're fucking hilarious.

What got me to garner interest in Fatrick was an episode of MATI where Null played the infamous Josiah tapes. Long story short I believe what happened were some pests were pretending to be journos and Fatrick eventually found out and had the most effeminate gay rage hog meltdown at them. When I heard him childing the rascals and heard him admit he was with friends or something while having his meltdown I KNEW he was a cow I'd enjoy.

My only critique is the same as my praise. Unlike other cows where you have to wait a while for entertainment, Fatrick supplies a lot, in fact maybe too much. It's easy for me to get behind on this thread if I take a break or get too pre occupied for like a month or two.

 

[East_Clintwood]

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If Quasi can not claim Fatrick's car through the debt, then the milwauke police need to make sure his retarded ass can't drive. He has lived downtown for 12 years and he still doesn't know how to go through 794. When people say there are idiots on the road, the mean Fatrick specifically

>The European mind cannot comprehend this
>Meanwhile the European Mind:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just noticed the thread subtitle has been changed to "paid Quasi."

Unfortunately for Quasi, Pat has only paid him a fraction of what he owes. Pat hasn’t earned such positive PR.

Ribs. Top kek. Kino. All that good stuff.

Gay.