Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Rou]

Ah Junko. A good red flag for a crazy, or an idiot. Or both.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Seeing the Wu is far more traumatic than seeing an overly familiar dude in an airport.

And cattle class, John? What a fucking pleb.

 

[OldDayz]

Wait, where is John flying to? Doesn't he have a game to release at the same time on Steam and the Apple App Store?

 

[Karellen]

I think that's the name of a Final Fantasy character. I'm not 100% certain because I've never played the games, but a Google search came up with that.

It's the main(ish) villain from FFVIII, one of the games that John gets a ghost boner over.

 

[Luminous Being]

I think that's the name of a Final Fantasy character. I'm not 100% certain because I've never played the games, but a Google search came up with that.

Of course! The FF8 big bad. Because FF8.

 

[Norvic]

Wait, where is John flying to? Doesn't he have a game to release at the same time on Steam and the Apple App Store?

Going to worldcon with Frank. She's not doing anything self-aggrandising there. so she doesn't need to constantly advertise the fact.

 

[A Random]

Of course! The FF8 big bad. Because FF8.

Not even, just some host body that is the villain for about half the game.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

weird twitter mocking john flynt
https://tweetsave.com/lowenaffchen/status/765644353545072640

 

[AnOminous]

It's not in your face, he's a few feet away behind a laptop screen. If it's that much of a problem and you're too scared to tell him to stop because you don't have the balls (quite literally) to stand by your convictions, get up and move. Don't lay the blame for your laziness and procrastination on some guy who's probably just trying to be comfortable because he's been waiting for his delayed flight for ages.

John is literally just angry that he SAW a man.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Rev60 delayed because manspreading. Special shoutouts to Singal!

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What the fuck is John refactoring, I thought the game was done. You don't refactor something that is done. Furthermore, John doesn't refactor anything since he knows nothing about code.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/wu_own_twitter_with_blackjack_and_hookers-png.124812/

Leave it to Wu to not lift a finger until someone else ponies up the big bucks for him.

All the way back when John first came to attention over his Gamergate memes, he was asked to do an interview (I think it was David Pakman?). Wu, of course, only agreed to do it if he could do a crowdfund to pay for a first class flight, a stay at an expensive hotel, and a fancy dinner.

What a fucking greedy whore.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

I just realized that the name on the laptop screen is Edea. Did Wu even take that picture?

I think there are Revolution Shitty screenshots on that screen.... and a picture of Alf....? Well ok, my desktop also accumulates all sort of shit too.

 

[Richard Stabone]

A dev console? That's so cool!

Someone please tell me that double tapping with 4 fingers is the default dev colsole thing in whatever iOS development software Wu is using and all that's needed is to flick a radio button in a menu. 'Cause "quitallactive" sure sounds like a stock command.

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4 finger tap is just how you pull up console commands in Unreal.

Also I'm like 99% sure that this functionality is removed when in the shipping build configuration. So customers wouldn't be able to access it anyway.

 

[Ineedahero]

Well, I had to do a lot of crunch to pull it off, but I finally reached the end of the Wu saga! Am I using the word crunch correctly? It's sort of like crunch time except instead of working to the detriment of your health and social life you just spent all your time browsing the internet, right?

Also to all you haters claiming Brianna could never be a good parent, prepare to eat humble pie! (please excuse my terrible image editing skills, image editing on a phone is a nightmare.)

 

[Beholder]

4 finger tap is just how you pull up console commands in Unreal.

Also I'm like 99% sure that this functionality is removed when in the shipping build configuration. So customers wouldn't be able to access it anyway.

Hah. You think that Brianna knows the difference between a debug build and a shipped build.

Have an optimistic rating, you wonderful person.

 

[Eli Whitney]

It looks like we will probably hit 1000 pages by the 18th.

 

[Luminous Being]

Leave it to Wu to not lift a finger until someone else ponies up the big bucks for him.

All the way back when John first came to attention over his Gamergate memes, he was asked to do an interview (I think it was David Pakman?). Wu, of course, only agreed to do it if he could do a crowdfund to pay for a first class flight, a stay at an expensive hotel, and a fancy dinner.

What a fucking greedy whore.

Wasn't the Pakman interview just Wu, a dirty webcam, unkempt hair and sitting in front of that wall with the weird stain on it?

Edit: Yes it was.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Totally almost done, for realzies.

 

[Luminous Being]

What the fuck is John refactoring, I thought the game was done. You don't refactor something that is done. Furthermore, John doesn't refactor anything since he knows nothing about code.

SHUT UP YOU MANSPLAINING MANSPLAINER!

 

[OldDayz]

SHUT UP YOU MANSPLAINING MANSPLAINER!

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Uhhhhh.... not sure that's going to help much, John. Your game is a stuttering piece of shit.