Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[KrazyMage]

Wu is in a nice spot where he's got the size and strength of a man to benefit him in a fight against a woman and the tranny cred that lets him pretend to be a woman so that no man can touch him.

He's got the height, but even when he had a cock and balls he was scrawny as shit. How he's still mostly scrawny with a gut he tries to hide with his belt.

Be a man, John, and let that dad body be free (but we thank all that is holy in the universe that you can't ever have kids)!

 

[AnOminous]

Wu spends more time trying to convince people she's working than actually working.

If John had spent half the time he spent lying about working actually working, he probably would have learned enough to at least start doing the bullshit he claims to be.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

He actually was.

Those tiny, low-set ears have always made me wonder if Flynt/Wu suffers from some chromosomal abnormality. Some syndromes that include this symptom are also associated with impaired cognition, hostility and tantrums.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Thank you for your unsolicited opinions that totally aren't shilling at all, John!

 

[Hyperion]

Doesn't Soylent have Arsenic or Autism or something else bad in it?

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Doesn't Soylent have Arsenic or Autism or something else bad in it?

It was shown to have raised levels of Arsenic and lead (or was it mercury?) in it by version 1.3. Version 2.0 significantly reduced the amounts of those chemicals in the compound, but still had a near unhealthy level. Just enough to not harm you, but over indulging in the Soylent could cause poisoning.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

It was shown to have raised levels of Arsenic and lead (or was it mercury?) in it by version 1.3. Version 2.0 significantly reduced the amounts of those chemicals in the compound, but still had a near unhealthy level. Just enough to not harm you, but over indulging in the Soylent could cause poisoning.

After a childhood spent eating lead paint chips, Wu needs Soylent for that delicious lead taste that reminds him of the happier times.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

soylent helps wu with the crunch..

soylent coffee get the fuck out of here , skeletard...

 

[Kiras left nipple]

Those tiny, low-set ears have always made me wonder if Flynt/Wu suffers from some chromosomal abnormality. Some syndromes that include this symptom are also associated with impaired cognition, hostility and tantrums.

nah hes just a ratcunt..

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

soylent helps wu with the crunch..

soylent coffee get the fuck out of here , skeletard...

Says on their website the coffee's got algal in it. Is that the shit that turned the Brazilian Olympics pools into a bacteria frappe?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

It was shown to have raised levels of Arsenic and lead (or was it mercury?) in it by version 1.3. Version 2.0 significantly reduced the amounts of those chemicals in the compound, but still had a near unhealthy level. Just enough to not harm you, but over indulging in the Soylent could cause poisoning.

I still don't understand it's purpose. It just seems like a novelty food for geeks with extra income. Can you imagine explaining this kind of thing to people in third world countries? "Yes lil' Ndidi, we can afford meat and veggies imported from all around the world but some of us decided to slowly poison ourselves with bland chalky shit because someone told us it's more efficient. Anyway, sorry about your mom getting raped to death and your brother being kidnapped to be a soldier in a child army. shit is rough fam just be glad you're not a woman in tech."

 

[disco skunk]

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The funniest bit would be if the venture capital got raised, the damn thing got made as described and then Wu couldn't get onto it anyway, being neither a celebrity nor a journalist.

 

[AnOminous]

After a childhood spent eating lead paint chips, Wu needs Soylent for that delicious lead taste that reminds him of the happier times.

After looking at John and Frank, I have to conclude it apparently causes you to grow at least two feet and develop facial deformities, or causes neurological problems that twist your face into a paralyzed scream. Possibly it does worse things, too, like cause your penis to fall off and cause grandiose delusions that you have abilities you don't.

 

[captn_kettle]

Those tiny, low-set ears have always made me wonder if Flynt/Wu suffers from some chromosomal abnormality. Some syndromes that include this symptom are also associated with impaired cognition, hostility and tantrums.

Always thought Flynt looked like he has downs syndrome in his fat picture.

People with jacobsen syndrome have small, low-set ears, thin lips and are prone to chimpouts. If Wu did have a genetic abnormality (which it really looks like he does), my guess is that it would be a partial deletion on the q arm on a chromosome. Just enough to look retarded, but not enough to have some of the more major health issues that come with q-.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Those tiny, low-set ears have always made me wonder if Flynt/Wu suffers from some chromosomal abnormality. Some syndromes that include this symptom are also associated with impaired cognition, hostility and tantrums.

Wu has a chromosome abnormaltiy in so far that she has a Y chromosome.

 

[FatNero]

Wu has a chromosome abnormaltiy in so far that she has a Y chromosome.

Also lets not give Wu the chance to start screaming that she's on the spectrum, she'd love that. Get those oppression points, and ass pants. "I'm an autistic woman who runs her own game studio, gimme money!!!111!!!"

 

[Luminous Being]

After looking at John and Frank, I have to conclude it apparently causes you to grow at least two feet and develop facial deformities, or causes neurological problems that twist your face into a paralyzed scream. Possibly it does worse things, too, like cause your penis to fall off and cause grandiose delusions that you have abilities you don't.

I can't really see Frank eating/drinking any Soylent crap at all. He's educated enough to know what the stuff is.

Just taking a look at the ingredients in the "Soylent Bar":

Soy Protein Isolate, Corn Syrup, Oat Flour, Canola Oil, Clycerine, Whole Algae Floue, Isomaltulose, Isomaltooligosaccharide Fiber, Oatmeal, Creamer, Vitamin and Mineral Blend, Soy Lecithin, Water, Tapioca Starch, Flavrings, Salt, Sucralose, Mixed Tocopherol

Isomaltulose: Is just a sugar. Apparently it's a middle thing between Glucose and Fructose, which is nice, but it's still just a sugar.

Sucralose: A sugar. No dietary benefits. All it does is make things taste sweeter.

Clycerine: Just call it Glycerol! It's a sweetner in the food industry. It's also used to make, among others, suppositories, toothpaste, lubricants and soap. It has no dietary benefit other than to make things taste sweet.

Isomaltooligosaccharide: A starch. It's there to make digestion of your product harder because with all the sugars in it you'd probably just get the drizzling shits. It will also make you feel fuller I suppose.

Tocopherols: Antioxidant and small(?) vitamin E source.

Corn Syrup: Really? Ugh... 'merica.

Soy Protein Isolate: I'm pretty sure that gets used in weight gain powders.

Soy Lecithin: Soy oil I'm assuming. Meh.

The rest is pretty self explanitory.

What do you get for eating sugar with flavor, starch and oil?

~250kcal/1046kJ per 60g serving (1 bar). 12g protein, 10g fat and 30g carbo's. Amazing.

Moral of the story: If you want to eat something healthy on the go eat literally anything but don't preach about the amazing health benefits of fucking Soylent food, because at best it's mediocore and at worst it might have heavy metals in it.

And if there really are near toxic levels of arsenic in that stuff you NEED TO AVOID IT alltogether.

 

[Jake's Piercing]

I can't really see Frank eating/drinking any Soylent crap at all. He's educated enough to know what the stuff is.

Just taking a look at the ingredients in the "Soylent Bar".....

All I'm seeing is that there's more sugar in one soylent bar than there should be in your daily servings (EU standards, not jacked-up US standards)

 

[Buck Bumble]

Hearing that Soylent is healthy despite containing JUST enough arsenic to be safe is like hearing that the French used to feed their dogs small amounts of chocolate, so it's totally safe.

Anyone who says either is exceptional.

EDIT: Also the creator of Soylent is kinda nuts. The original drink was made to replace all solid food and his plan in making it was creating a drink that was basically made of every chemical you need to live (the stuff you eat on a daily basis), distilled into its base forms and then mixed into a slurry.

He wants to stop eating entirely and just drink Soylent for the rest of his life.

 

[Luminous Being]

The original drink was made to replace all solid food and his plan in making it was creating a drink that was basically made of every chemical you need to live (the stuff you eat on a daily basis), distilled into its base forms and then mixed into a slurry.

Which is why it tasted like undistilled garbage and they added all sorts of sugars and flavorings to make it taste like some nondescript something.

Apparently everyone that drinks Soylent adds some sort of their own flavoring to it. Yogurt, berries, cereal, coffee.