Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Count groudon]

So now she was fat.

Actually yeah John Flynt did go through a fat phase once. He actually looked way more feminine when he was fat than now when he's scrawny.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is foodie autistic, but why the hell is that naan brown? He baked it?

Maybe he actually put it in the toaster like an Eggo waffle

 

[soliloquyR]

So now she was fat.

He actually was.

 

[Luigi]

It's hard to believe Flynt/Wu actually didn't lie about something he claimed to be in the past.

 

[facepalm]

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What the fuck. Season 4 of TNG has a number of classics. The wounded, minds eye, drumhead, first contact, and the episode where data gets a girlfriend.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

JFC, John - if you're going to troll, at least put down better bait than that. This would have gotten some bites if he said Season 1 of TNG and Season 4 of Enterprise.

Lol, wow. That really is shitty as hell bait. I felt sorry for the first two seasons of Enterprise as it had such a solid cast and half decent directors.

But hey, at least we know Bri's dumb as hell "Newer = better" bias continues to run endlessly.

As a rule of thumb, every episode that centres around Robert Picardo is awesome and every Episode centred around Neelix is cringey.

I actually do like Voyager in the "guilty pleasure" kind of way, but it's pretty obvious how much they dropped the ball on that show.

Picardo's arc was genuinely great.

Voyager always has a soft spot for me as it was the first Star Trek show I watched all the way through as it aired on TV as opposed to watching re-runs.

Thing is, going back and rewatching it now (All on Netflix, my spare time has been doomed.) You realize how much of a monster Janeway actually is as a Starfleet Captain.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It's hard to believe Flynt/Wu actually didn't lie about something he claimed to be in the past.

Well, he claimed to have been a fat girl, so there.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Well, he claimed to have been a fat girl, so there.

And suddenly, all is right in the universe. Grass grows, birds fly, and brother, John Flynt lies.

 

[Anyone]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brianna_Wu

It is quite incomprehensible that Wu's wikipedia pages (English & Dutch) both describe the blatant lie of her adoption.

EDIT: "Brianna Wu was raised in Mississippi by adoptive parents"

 

[Francis York Morgan]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brianna_Wu

It is quite incomprehensible that Wu's wikipedia pages (English & Dutch) both describe the blatant lie of her adoption.

EDIT: "Brianna Wu was raised in Mississippi by adoptive parents"

It's quite incomprehensible that Brianna has a Wikipedia page at all.

 

[Jaimas]

It's quite incomprehensible that Brianna has a Wikipedia page at all.

You can thank a friend of hers for that, as well as preventing its deletion. Geth wrote an article for it.

 

[tepid]

He actually was.

Somewhere in an alternate timeline John never lost the weight, was too fat for a sex change, still had his balls so more of his hair falls out, he grows a patchy neckbeard to hide his lack of chin and spends his days on Twitter as one of the Dobson/MovieBob fat beardy goon SJW allies, probably with a Space Channel 5 avatar with a gay flag imposed over it.

 

[Fully Interlocking Pieces]

It's quite incomprehensible that Brianna has a Wikipedia page at all.

According to the Talk page, fellow lolcow Mark Bernstein has a personal hand in keeping it up.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Somewhere in an alternate timeline John never lost the weight, was too fat for a sex change, still had his balls so more of his hair falls out, he grows a patchy neckbeard to hide his lack of chin and spends his days on Kiwi Farms.

FTFY

 

[Accel_Rider]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brianna_Wu

It is quite incomprehensible that Wu's wikipedia pages (English & Dutch) both describe the blatant lie of her adoption.

EDIT: "Brianna Wu was raised in Mississippi by adoptive parents"

Dutch?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Because there's never any women on TV these days...

 

[facepalm]

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Because there's never any women on TV these days...

How many shows don't have women?

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

He actually was.

I'm wondering what Wu's weight loss method was. Drug habit? Eating disorder? Both?

We all know he isn't smart or disciplined enough to adopt and follow a healthy eating plan, and is just now learning to cook for himself approaching middle age.

He currently appears epitome of unhealthiness, with his lanky saggy lack of muscle definition and skinny-fat gut protruding out. Just looking at him one would assume he subsists off getting most of his nutritional value from junk food and cigarettes.

 

[Florence]

I'm wondering what Wu's weight loss method was. Drug habit? Eating disorder? Both?

We all know he isn't smart or disciplined enough to adopt and follow a healthy eating plan, and is just now learning to cook for himself approaching middle age.

He currently appears epitome of unhealthiness, with his lanky saggy lack of muscle definition and skinny-fat gut protruding out. Just looking at him one would assume he subsists off getting most of his nutritional value from junk food and cigarettes.

Ambien.

 

[Ana Phylaxis]

C is by far the worst choice for her. If Wu refunds the money it will open the floodgates for more refunds and will acknowledge that the game wont be finished.

In that scenario, how would Wu scrape together money for multiple refunds? Liquify her assets?

How much cash could be generated from a digital Steam library, half of a Blue Apron subscription, and a pantry full of Soylent?