Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[vertexwindi]

She has gigantic truckasaurus hands. Look at her photos and fucking try not to notice.

You could write a sitcom episode on how freakishly large they are.

 

[AnOminous]

Though honestly I will say it's actually hard to determine his height now since he's always either standing by himself or sitting/leaning down in most of the pictures he's in these days. He could've gotten slightly shorter.

I had seen that picture before, but just realized it was Janet Reno, who is over six feet tall herself (6'2" says Google).

 

[Jaimas]

A friend of mine who has met Wu at a con claims she's roughly 6' 4" in height.

 

[Count groudon]

I had seen that picture before, but just realized it was Janet Reno, who is over six feet tall herself (6'2" says Google).

It's been estimated by people that have been around her that she's around 6'4" or 6'5, and the weird black boots she wears add another few inches to her. With that height and her weird appearance she looks like some fucked up monster from a silent hill game.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Looking at the tweets in question, it's like rape is the only story device one can use to make bad shit happen. Even then, as much as I know jack about GOT, wouldn't there more to the show than just violence and sex? It is based on a book. Speaking of television, one has to wonder about this: if people were to ask about TV shows with female main characters, we've been having that shit for a long time. And if one has to say "name them", why bother? Not everyone watches TV shows outside of the ones that interest them.

You'd be right. For starters, just look at the name: Game of Thrones. That tells anyone who's looking at it that the show's probably about political maneuvering in a sort of medieval time (as thrones aren't exactly used much in modern day). Several promotional images involve the Iron Throne, a throne that seems to be made of swords. This is deliberate-marketing wants people to know that "hey, this show's a political drama set in a medieval fantasy era, and there's gonna be betrayals, alliances, death, maybe some sex, and witty barbs thrown back and forth".

But, just like every other pearl-clutcher since the beginning of fiction, Brianna Wu focuses on the idea that "this show has rape, therefore it is a bad show", while completely missing the context of it all. Johnny misses the point that the show expects its viewing audience to be mentally capable of handling some darker material-we run the whole gamut of sexual assault, even up to castration, a scene that Johnny probably got off on. And then of course all the death, but hey, who cares about that?

So basically, by railing against GOT, all Johnny really does is show off his lack of intellectual maturity. People who are mature enough to watch a show like Game of Thrones can also grasp the context of these darker scenes, but not Johnny.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

More "emasculated husband" humor.

 

[Jaimas]

More "emasculated husband" humor.

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And once again I'm reminded that her record online shows that she'd get BTFO by DarkSydePhil.

 

[Count groudon]

More "emasculated husband" humor.

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"Haha my husband spent years working to accomplish shit while I played vidya. Haha I'm so much better than him."

Honestly with how she played in that sfv video I'd say old Frank is the only person John can beat.

 

[Coldgrip]

"Haha my husband spent years working to accomplish shit while I played vidya. Haha I'm so much better than him."

Honestly with how she played in that sfv video I'd say old Frank is the only person John can beat.

Money is on him throwing the matches to make John feel like a winner.

 

[360NoTrope]

Does John have any traditionally feminine interests or hobbies or is it all just video games, star trek, and anime dolls?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

traditionally feminine

fucking triggered m8, gender is a social construct

 

[Jaden Smith]

Does John have any traditionally feminine interests or hobbies or is it all just video games, star trek, and anime dolls?

She pretends her @blueapron farts are actually queefs.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Does John have any traditionally feminine interests or hobbies or is it all just video games, star trek, and anime dolls?

whining

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'd say this sums up Wu pretty damn well.

 

[Rou]

I'd say this sums up Wu pretty damn well.

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Oh oh, she's getting pissy. That deadline must be making her nervous.

 

[NQ 952]

I've spent the last 20 minutes taking a dump and I've been more productive than Wu had this entire week.

 

[facepalm]

I'd say this sums up Wu pretty damn well.

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Literally not allowed to speak to Brianna unless parrotting her views. That's how you change the world, tell everyone different to fuck off.

 

[soliloquyR]

Her ego is on full display today.

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Exactly, John Walker Flynt! So, shut the fuck up and stop yammering about Xena! Especially since Xena was on when you identified as male!

I'm wondering what Wu's weight loss method was. Drug habit? Eating disorder? Both?

We all know he isn't smart or disciplined enough to adopt and follow a healthy eating plan, and is just now learning to cook for himself approaching middle age.

He currently appears epitome of unhealthiness, with his lanky saggy lack of muscle definition and skinny-fat gut protruding out. Just looking at him one would assume he subsists off getting most of his nutritional value from junk food and cigarettes.

He was addicted to Ambien during this period, so maybe.

More "emasculated husband" humor.

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I bet you sure are glad you aren't financially dependent on Frank or anything! I also bet you're glad that you work harder than him for your definitely well-deserved lazy, splendorous life by tweeting your days away and pissing away Frank's money!

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

I think he actually did take up compulsive long-distance running like he claims. If you look at that pre-transition picture of him with Frank, he had well-defined legs.

Drug habit, without question. We've already seen hints towards this with Wu making tweets celebrating "accidentally" taking too much medication and getting loopy.

Or how she was gloating when she was prescribed codeine back when she paid to be in Not-WWDC Fest.

I'm pretty sure he has mentioned ADHD, if not Adderall specifically, at some point.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Especially since Xena was on back when you were a man!

"Were" a man

Oh, my sweet summer child...