🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Look--an Alien!]

More self serving dreck from the ragepig.

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"sayings things I didnt even believe"
"put a cap on things"
"move from defense to extreme offense"

Still no real apology. His mushbrain cant even keep track of his lies throughout the same tweet. This is the 750th time he's put a cap on his past, and the 10,000th time he's switched from DEFENSE to EXTREME OFFENSE. I doubt he realizes how stupid and predictable he sounds.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Are his tweets being ghost written by the North Korea department of propaganda?

 

[alan thicke]

Are his tweets being ghost written by the North Korea department of propaganda?

I think his primary collaborators right now are modelos, benzos, malnutrition, "bassed chatgpt" and the ghost of andrew tate.

 

[veritarded]

Now I'm picturing the ghost of Andrew Tate taking a dump in Smoke's litter box, while Ralph nods enthusiastically, jowls flapping, as he jots down all of his chief of staff's important career advice.

knowing gunt’s level of cleanliness and going off of the damages bill from his landlord from VA, if gunt even has a litter box is hasn’t been cleaned since meigh last lived with him

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Googled "Chief of Staff urban dictionary" and these definitions came up. Something you want to tell us Ralph? You seem to have a real fascination lately with buttsex bud.....

 

[SpergioLeonne]

More self serving dreck from the ragepig.

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Ralph’s terrible genes make me think of a rewrite of the Toxic Avenger where the dude fell in the chemical drum and it made him super humanly fat instead of buff.

He could be struggling to do a push-up instead of trying to tweet through a James-Frey-does-Oprah level of hideously fraudulent self hype.

Ralph, the only, and I mean ONLY thing interesting about you is how reliably you fuck up. You’re an NC-17 rated version of Elmer Fudd, a huffing and puffing cartoon character.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph, the only, and I mean ONLY thing interesting about you is how reliably you fuck up. You’re an NC-17 rated version of Elmer Fudd, a huffing and puffing cartoon character.

At least Elmer wegwetted killing the wabbit.

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

More self serving dreck from the ragepig.

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Did he just go from "May is a pedo who got fucked in the ass and stole my daughter" to "she is an amazing woman and mother" in a span of 24 hours? That's no longer BPD, that's legit bipolar.

 

[Dona Morte]

Look look I am not a complete pos.

 

[AltisticRight]

Fat.

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>I lost so much weight guys here's my current weight to the decimals of π
Ralphie2988

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Look look I am not a complete pos.

That dude has given Ralph hundreds, giving 20 back is pretty generous. Although it was probably pesos

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Look look I am not a complete pos.

Doesn't he owe north of $6k to the Vickers right now with court costs and late child support? lmao

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph doesn't just suddenly have an attack of conscience for no reason. I wonder what the Morris clan have threatened him with.

 

[Booby Jones]

Ralph doesn't just suddenly have an attack of conscience for no reason. I wonder what the Morris clan have threatened him with.

Maybe he's just seething all day ready to pounce, but when it's time for sleep, his empty bed makes him sad and run things back.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Googled "Chief of Staff urban dictionary" and these definitions came up. Something you want to tell us Ralph? You seem to have a real fascination lately with buttsex bud.....

It's probably perspicacity so you're not far off.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Ralph’s terrible genes make me think of a rewrite of the Toxic Avenger where the dude fell in the chemical drum and it made him super humanly fat instead of buff.

He could be struggling to do a push-up instead of trying to tweet through a James-Frey-does-Oprah level of hideously fraudulent self hype.

Ralph, the only, and I mean ONLY thing interesting about you is how reliably you fuck up. You’re an NC-17 rated version of Elmer Fudd, a huffing and puffing cartoon character.

The incredible melting gunt

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

A bright flashing hallmark of an indecisive loser is constantly loudly proclaiming "things are this way and they will always be this way". Ralph pulls shit like saying he's never going to contact someone, or hates them forever, or one of his kids can just reach out later, how he's never going to or always going to do something or other.

Then the next fucking day or week he totally reneges, and it's been like this for his entire life.

A redemption arc for him is making it past 38 to die of heart failure or whatever else xannyberries kill off at 38 and a half.

 

['Ole Dente]

In the words of another cow:

“You’re a piece of shit. You’re a piece of shit today, a piece of shit tomorrow, in ten thousand years from now archaeologists will find your remains and remark on how fucking shitty and low your bone structure is, for time immoral you will be on display in museums as the epitome of retardation and disappointment and when your soul finally greets the eventual heat death of the universe, God will come on down from high, grab you by the dick and throw you into the nearest black hole, as a token of his mercy that we should not have to endure your stink in our last moments. Fuck you, you are fat, and I gotta take a shit. Good day.”

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I thought Evan was so low-functioning he was basically completely incapable of doing anything and needed 24/7 care.

He raped Ralph so hard he gave himself an aneurysm which caused him to be retarded

 

[SargonF00t]

Where on this forum can I find a link to Ralph's 2nd recent reveal of the Memphis Micro?

I don't need the pic, just the link so that I can send it to someone on social media