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I forgot that shit happened on fucking 9/11 of all dates, God truly is a kiwifarmer Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I forgot that shit happened on fucking 9/11 of all dates, God truly is a kiwifarmer 
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Oh, the irony.
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This is giving me a weird kind of nostalgia (I'm sure the Germans have a word for it) and reminding me of those old point & click games that used digitized sprites of real people like Darkseed II and Harvester.
And just like Mike Dawson and Steve (who always was a kidder) Pat is also a socially awkward loser who constantly stumbles into disastrous outcomes.
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This reminds me of that tragedy.
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It was 9/11 wasn't it.
This has to be one of the most historically significant dates of the calendar.
Thats just perfect.
The Charge of the Winged Hussars and Relief of the Siege of Vienna.
The World Trade Center, United 93 (Semper Fi to the guys that went down fighting) and Pentagon Attacks.
And The Fattening.
Truly a historical day.
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I've seen it a million times, but every single time he finishes with "Enjoy prison." it never fails to get a smirk or snort laugh out of me. Oh Pat, never change (unlikely anyway).
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I've done some calculations and if industry Patposting continues at present rates, by January of next year, Samuel Delany himself will fart in Nikki's vagina.
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When I first started following this thread, I was enjoying myself so much, that I had a thought. Patrick is a great cow, it is too bad that I am surely getting in on the downswing. There is simply no way this high quality milk can continue forever. Patrick will learn his lesson or fade into obscurity soon.
A few days later, the Big Dick Andrew court case dropped. I had similar thoughts another 2 or 3 times, thinking that he would go dark with the SWATtings and the rumored FBI investigation into a certain Milwaukee based artisan pepperoni brand.
Dick Gayporn has made me realize I never should have doubted him. I know now, Patrick will continue to be the saddest, fattest man forever. He will never stop childing, he will never learn. He is the best, thank you Pat.
A few days later, the Big Dick Andrew court case dropped. I had similar thoughts another 2 or 3 times, thinking that he would go dark with the SWATtings and the rumored FBI investigation into a certain Milwaukee based artisan pepperoni brand.
Dick Gayporn has made me realize I never should have doubted him. I know now, Patrick will continue to be the saddest, fattest man forever. He will never stop childing, he will never learn. He is the best, thank you Pat.
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No brakes on this train, Child.I too, once doubted Fats staying power, but since then my ribs have been damaged, many thousands of times, by his amazingly consistent ability to alienate, disgust, and irritate people who interact with him, his inability to not only somehow punch himself in his own balls when "correcting the record" but to repeatedly, inevitably, make things much, much worse for himself everytime he opens his mouth or jabs his trotters at his screen.
Pat is a gift given to us by the Troll Gods, he can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with, and he will not stop, not ever, until our ribs are dead.
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Patrick Tomlinson paying Quasi reminds me of that tragedy. 9/11.
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Ah jeez it reminds me of that national tragedy.
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Happy Norm/11 everyone! Coincidentally I'm supposed to meet up with some friends later. Perhaps I'll get an extra drink to mark the occasion.
Truly a most important seminal event in lolcow history. Peace be upon Norm, and Pringles Can John.
Truly a most important seminal event in lolcow history. Peace be upon Norm, and Pringles Can John.
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These Norm McDonald jokes are just tasteless. Don't you know Fat Rick had to walk through blood and bone just to serve Quasi his lolsuit papers?
Turns out he was in Northern Canada.
Turns out he was in Northern Canada.
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No, Stalker, I didn't.
As the report you continue to obsessively lie about clearly states. Enjoy prison.
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I like that subforum too, but I still haven't figured out the Wyzz lore. Any idea?
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He will be in a permanent narc rage about that injury forever, no matter how much booze he downs. Instead of being an innocent victim persecuted by heinous criminals, he is what he is, a vexatious litigant who got his pee-pee smacked and had to pay his victim.
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Pat's sanity has completely snapped. He's gone. He no longer lives in the same universe as the rest of us. He lives in a dimension where he is never wrong, where he is the victim of a giant international conspiracy headed by Big Dick Gayporn and Cucklinski, where everything he says is correct because he says it is, where he is God and can manifest reality through tweets. On that last point, I think he actually has passed into genuine, medical grandiose delusions where he is important and powerful enough that what he says is real because he said it. That's how he can just deny things even when presented with incontrovertible evidence of their veracity. He's not analysing reality, he is creating it. A balloon full of paint can disable a tank not because he has performed any kind of analysis or research, but as a direct consequence of him saying so. He said that book cover was plagiarised, therefore it was, end of discussion.
I think the repeated and relentless narcissistic injury he has suffered ever since the Lappening created an increasing dissonance between his narcissistic self-image and the evidence he saw with his own eyes. The only way to survive that with his ego intact was denial (and drinking), even in the face of all reality, as well as a paranoid conspiracy mindset whereby the only thing holding his brilliance back is a gigantic international conspiracy rather than his own fat failures and stupidity. I think Paying Quasi, and the way his idiotic little manifesto was tossed in the bin by real, rational adults, finally severed that connection. That was a blow he could no longer take. Reality hit his self-image so hard he decided to leave it. His repetitive Enjoy Prison tweets are like a mantra, a manifestation of magical thinking, whereby each affirmation pushes the universe to conform to the way he commands it to be. Fat Jackie affirming all his delusions has helped no end in achieving this, and now I think he is in a genuine, alcohol-induced, psychotic state (delusions of grandeur are common in substance abusers).
Where to go from here? Well the forces prying his reality and our reality apart aren't going anywhere. He's still a malignant narcissist, and he's gaining more and more attention from more and more people. There's still Pay Quasi 2 - Ecliptic Porkaloo to come. He's either going to violently snap, maybe attack a random stranger who he thinks is Boomia or Quasi, or he's going to do a Jake Alley, drive everyone in his life away from him and just spout out paragraph after paragraph of paranoid nonsense into the void until his liver gives out.
I think the repeated and relentless narcissistic injury he has suffered ever since the Lappening created an increasing dissonance between his narcissistic self-image and the evidence he saw with his own eyes. The only way to survive that with his ego intact was denial (and drinking), even in the face of all reality, as well as a paranoid conspiracy mindset whereby the only thing holding his brilliance back is a gigantic international conspiracy rather than his own fat failures and stupidity. I think Paying Quasi, and the way his idiotic little manifesto was tossed in the bin by real, rational adults, finally severed that connection. That was a blow he could no longer take. Reality hit his self-image so hard he decided to leave it. His repetitive Enjoy Prison tweets are like a mantra, a manifestation of magical thinking, whereby each affirmation pushes the universe to conform to the way he commands it to be. Fat Jackie affirming all his delusions has helped no end in achieving this, and now I think he is in a genuine, alcohol-induced, psychotic state (delusions of grandeur are common in substance abusers).
Where to go from here? Well the forces prying his reality and our reality apart aren't going anywhere. He's still a malignant narcissist, and he's gaining more and more attention from more and more people. There's still Pay Quasi 2 - Ecliptic Porkaloo to come. He's either going to violently snap, maybe attack a random stranger who he thinks is Boomia or Quasi, or he's going to do a Jake Alley, drive everyone in his life away from him and just spout out paragraph after paragraph of paranoid nonsense into the void until his liver gives out.
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He doesn't suffer nay consequences though. He can say what he likes about anybody and he's not going to get any pushback because of the tried and true 'stalker child' rebuttal. He doesn't even have to admit he paid Schrodinger's Quasi.
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Obesa bin Fatty launched his cowardly sneak attack on humanity on this day five years ago.
Nevar 4get.
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