Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[In the Sick of It]

She replied to his shitty quote Xeet talking shit about paying Elon $8 a month. Gamergate still lives rent free in his head. Unreal.
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Real-life tough guy blocks her husband but will follow her around to ask her why she LIED, just like he did to some other lady that disagreed with him. I don't remember who it was but he tweeted at her for days asking WHY SHE LIED.

I believe there's footage of Pat actually childing people in public, from when he was part of a group 'policing' outside a convention so no wrongthinkers were allowed. So, yes, he's exactly the guy who talks shit only when he feels safe.

So, I'd love to see him talk to someone like that IRL, then turn around and realise that the group that gives him that security has vanished. Pat has proven he has absolutely nothing to back up his words, and you'd better believe he'd be calling security and the cops should he ever have to put his money where his mouth is. Such a weak facsimile of the manhood he aspires to.

He was supposed to be escorting people to the convention or whatever it was, to keep them safe from the wrongthinkers. But he saw an opportunity to argue with a MAGA hat wearing streamer, so he hovered behind him talking shit instead of doing the job he was there to do. Everything that happens to Fat happens for a reason.

 

[keytar]

Five years ago today a certain fat retard tweeted this idiotic take:

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The absolute shitshow that followed is one of the most bizarre stories in the entire history of the internet. Tens of thousands of replies to the trolls, a dumb lawsuit, fake (and real) SWATTings, and a payment of $32,709.80 to a streetshitter forum owner.

Happy Norm/11 everyone.

Norm may be gone but he gave us years' worth of extra laughs thanks to Pat seething fatly about him on Twitter and attracting the Pests' attention. This tweet has the same air as those 'Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster' compilations.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It was 9/11 wasn't it.
This has to be one of the most historically significant dates of the calendar.
Thats just perfect.
The Charge of the Winged Hussars and Relief of the Siege of Vienna.
The World Trade Center, United 93 (Semper Fi to the guys that went down fighting) and Pentagon Attacks.
And The Fattening.
Truly a historical day.

Also the last stand of the Roman legions in the Teutoburg Forest before they got BTFO by the chad Arminius.

Pour one out for Legions XVII, XVIII, XIX, Norm MacDonald, and Pat Tomlinson's dignity and sanity.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Patrick Tomlinson paying Quasi reminds me of that tragedy. 9/11.

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Patrick Tomlinson pays Quasi

 

[AnOminous]

There's still Pay Quasi 2 - Ecliptic Porkaloo to come.

Don't forget Eclectic Google-loo too. He owes them a bunch of money as well. I believe $18K or so with interest.

 

[Meat Target]

Exhibit #92032

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"Interrupted" on Twitter? What, Fat's next insightful take couldn't wait 5 more minutes?

I hereby nominate Patrick Tomlinson for a Harlan Ellison Award. I made it up just now. Its categories are "Fattest Author", "Rudest Author", "Worst Author", "Most Litigious Author", and "Most Indebted Author".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have to admit, Pat has us bang to rights here. Unless YOU have fucked another human out of $54,000, stalker.

No?

Didn’t think so, child. Enjoy prison.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

The Charge of the Winged Hussars and Relief of the Siege of Vienna.

I hate to be that guy, but that's actually tomorrow. The 380th anniversary of that event, in fact.

You made me look it up because I was just listening to Winged Hussars by Sabaton, an absolute banger of a song.

Sorry for being off topic though. I imagine Patrick charging down a hill would sound much like all of those horses charging. Probably louder actually, on account of him being so fucking fat. He's very fat, if you didn't know.

 

[AN/ALR56]

"What Bin laden has done is potatoes compared to quasi"
-Alog Fatrick

 

[Migraine Box]

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I have to admit, Pat has us bang to rights here. Unless YOU have fucked another human out of $54,000, stalker.

No?

Didn’t think so, child. Enjoy prison.

Having niggers fart in your wife's vagina while your behemoth fat ass is curled up in the corner impotently tweeting schizo drivel doesn't sound particularly skillful or enthusiastic, but what would I know

 

[AnOminous]

I hereby nominate Patrick Tomlinson for a Harlan Ellison Award. I made it up just now. Its categories are "Fattest Author", "Rudest Author", "Worst Author", "Most Litigious Author", and "Most Indebted Author".

Don't even dare compare Harlan Ellison to this talentless piece of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lori Janeski’s book is only $2.99 and has been getting near universal five-star reviews since it came out. I’m not even a sci-fi fan but $2.99 is an easy investment in Pat S. Thomas* fury.

https://www.amazon.com/Phoenix-Carter-Files-Book-1-ebook/dp/B0BN9WFSN9

*The S stands for Seething, of course.

 

[RussianParasite]

This tweet has the same air as those 'Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster' compilations.

This photo was taken seconds before Norm’s comedy plane struck Fat Tower #2, resulting in the loss of at least one Pig’s life (and that of his wife). The aftermath would also result in the deaths of hundreds if not thousands of African American children. A cell of Stalker Child terrorists that claimed responsibility was initially pushed off of Reddit into more underground websites, but progress since then has only led Pat into a quagmire, money pit of a conflict.

 

[AN/ALR56]

You guys remember which mati that null played the tapes?

 

[Meat Target]

I imagine Patrick charging down a hill would sound much like all of those horses charging. Probably louder actually, on account of him being so fucking fat. He's very fat, if you didn't know.

He'd trip, roll down the hill, and crash into the Ottoman's ranks, sending them flying like bowling pins.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I listened to the Josiah meltdown tape today and it occurred to me that the way he speaks to Josiah when he snaps is absolutely how he argues with his wife, and he uses the same method on Twitter. He just makes statements of “fact” over and over, talking at people and not to them, explaining to them the reality they’re supposed to acknowledge because he said so. Hearing the tape reminded me of that blog post he wrote where he said that Adrienne told him she was never attracted to him and honestly I can believe it lol. Can you imagine trying to argue with this faggot correcTing the recorD with his effeminate little voice while he tells you for the tenth time in five minutes that those are the delusions you hold, child? And still be expected to pretend he’s a man after all that?

And of course this faggot follows a woman around Twitter to harass with his histrionics because he’s too chicken shit to confront her husband. Her tweets really got under his skin, he’ll be following her around on Twitter for months asking why she LIED.

 

[keytar]

apology for poor english

when were you when norm/11 happens?

i was in hoolies drinking alone when quasi ring

'pat is fat'

'no child'

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

I like that subforum too, but I still haven't figured out the Wyzz lore. Any idea?

Wyzz mysteriously appeared on da forums a couple of years ago, i think he came over from ED. We all assumed he was some 12yo kid because of his naive and whimsical nature, he often tried branching da forums out via making Patwikis etc that no one asked for and they would never bear any fruit. His fruitless endeavors along with his child like nature warmed our little hearts.

Then some other dude from ED came over who knew Wyzz from back there and informed us he was in his 20's or something and leaked a dick pic that Wyzz had sent. The hitjob on Wyzz although amusing ultimately failed and he's still there with his own subforum (retard prison).. it's said that on nights when the moon is bright, you might just so happen to get a ribs or reply from Wyzz himself.












Oh.. yeah, there was also accusations from the ED guy that Wyzz was living in some assisted living facility and tried getting nudes from underage boys or something too. But that is neither here nor there.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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Wyzz mysteriously appeared on da forums a couple of years ago, i think he came over from ED. We all assumed he was some 12yo kid because of his naive and whimsical nature, he often tried branching da forums out via making Patwikis etc that no one asked for and they would never bear any fruit. His fruitless endeavors along with his child like nature warmed our little hearts.

Then some other dude from ED came over who knew Wyzz from back there and informed us he was in his 20's or something and leaked a dick pic that Wyzz had sent. The hitjob on Wyzz although amusing ultimately failed and he's still there with his own subforum (retard prison).. it's said that on nights when the moon is bright, you might just so happen to get a ribs or reply from Wyzz himself.












Oh.. yeah, there was also accusations from the ED guy that Wyzz was living in some assisted living facility and tried getting nudes from underage boys or something too. But that is neither here nor there.

Thanks. He's not ConvictWyzz or SmallWyzz is he?

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

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Thanks. He's not ConvictWyzz or SmallWyzz is he?

I think he's Convict Wyzz. I haven't really followed the Wyzz situation the past coupla months, i usually hang out in LitCrit or Off Topic.