Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Pfft. This is just another line of bullshit. She got so much pushback for crying wolf with that "5 fungi's" idiocy that it's becoming clear even to her that particular line of victimhood is becoming old even to people who nominally support her. Trannys are the oppressed group de jour at the moment and are getting a lot of attention lately, so all of a sudden she starts posting pics of herself "presenting masc" and talking about her "body dysmorphia" that she never mentioned before. Plus, as a bonus, she gets to show off her (relatively) more attractive body since she dropped a whole other person's worth of weight and gain asspats from thirsty idiots.

She's just fishing around for the next victimhood express gravytrain to ride for a while.
 
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So admittedly I haven't been following this thread as closely as I should have, but what's this shit about a motorcycle helmet with a built-in rearview mirror?

Is that the new lolcow thing, lying about being a motorcyclist in addition to lying about being a gamedev?
 
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Cybermorph said:
So admittedly I haven't been following this thread as closely as I should have, but what's this shit about a motorcycle helmet with a built-in rearview mirror?

Is that the new lolcow thing, lying about being a motorcyclist in addition to lying about being a gamedev?
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Not really. Brianna Wu's been trying to convince people he's a badass biker despite only being photographed sitting on one.
 
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See I'm really behind, last I saw it was just posting pictures of someone's parked bike claiming it as its own.

Has Chelsea shown us her alleged bike yet?
 
Cybermorph said:
So admittedly I haven't been following this thread as closely as I should have, but what's this shit about a motorcycle helmet with a built-in rearview mirror?

Is that the new lolcow thing, lying about being a motorcyclist in addition to lying about being a gamedev?
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There was Skully, but it crashed and burned as the founders spent the cash on cars instead. Also, I'd say it's an image thing. I mean, not to toot my own horn, but I always imagined motorcyclists to be pretty badass. They want to appropriate that image. It's ironic, they want the liberated image of a motorcyclist, but still want oppression points.

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See I'm really behind, last I saw it was just posting pictures of someone's parked bike claiming it as its own.

Has Chelsea shown us her alleged bike yet?
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Oh man, I gotta see this.
 
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Cybermorph said:
See I'm really behind, last I saw it was just posting pictures of someone's parked bike claiming it as its own.

Has Chelsea shown us her alleged bike yet?
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Rou said:
There was Skully, but it crashed and burned as the founders spent the cash on cars instead. Also, I'd say it's an image thing. I mean, not to toot my own horn, but I always imagined motorcyclists to be pretty badass. They want to appropriate that image. It's ironic, they want the liberated image of a motorcyclist, but still want oppression points.


Oh man, I gotta see this.
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brianna wu / john walker flynt doesn't have a drivers license and poses with a bike he spent patreon funds with but can't ride it both due to stupidity and legality
 
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Chelsea looks to have chimped about the Gjoni interview on her private account.

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Patrick Buttman said:
This is new for Chelsea. She's not making a public spectacle on Twitter like I expected.

She's still chimping out, of course, but now she's keeping it to her private Twitter account (so far).
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I have a feeling a ton of her patreon betas are allowed access to her private account. So, instead of chimping out in public, thus giving ammo to people saying she's making a spectacle for more patreon bux, she instead chimps out to those already donating, in the hopes they donate more.

It doesn't change the fact that she's sperging to try and get more 'pay me to do jack shit moolah', but she gets to hide it from gobbertygoobs who would use it as ammo against her. Might be the smartest form of ebegging she's done since GG started.
 
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KrazyMage said:
I have a feeling a ton of her patreon betas are allowed access to her private account. So, instead of chimping out in public, thus giving ammo to people saying she's making a spectacle for more patreon bux, she instead chimps out to those already donating, in the hopes they donate more.

It doesn't change the fact that she's sperging to try and get more 'pay me to do jack shit moolah', but she gets to hide it from gobbertygoobs who would use it as ammo against her. Might be the smartest form of ebegging she's done sice GG started.
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Yeah, but it deprives her of the opportunity to play the victim and get more attention.

I guess you're right - Chelsea must have realized that her schtick was wearing thin when a lot of her previous stans were telling her to calm the fuck down during her freakout over the "5 Fungis/Shufflegate" joke in Paper Mario: Color Splash. So keeping it limited to her diehard thirsty boys lets her play the victim and keep the victimbux rolling in without making a huge scene to mock her for.
 
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Patrick Buttman said:
Yeah, but it deprives her of the opportunity to play the victim and get more attention.

I guess you're right - Chelsea must have realized that her schtick was wearing thin when a lot of her previous stans were telling her to calm the fuck down during her freakout over the "5 Fungis/Shufflegate" joke in Paper Mario: Color Splash. So keeping it limited to her diehard thirsty boys lets her play the victim and keep the victimbux rolling in without making a huge scene to mock her for.
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It lets her play victim to people who already believe she is a perpetual victim; without more rational minds (or people who already laugh at her, like us) from having ammo (or lolcow milk).

But, yeah, after the 5 Funguys thing, even people who were normally on her side for pretty much everything were coming out saying "Jesus, Chelsea totally born Zoe Tiberius Quinn, remember when you tweeted not everything is about you?" The fact that those who supported her delusions about Nintendo giving a flying fuck about her enough to make fun of her got made fun of at least as bad, if not worse than her probably got her some irate messages she's hoping to avoid this time.
 
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I kind of wish she were sperging about the Eron thing on public twitter. Not for the drama, but to break up the monotony of this week's daily episode of her waifu dress up thing. And what is Chelsea's obsession with "First". First time she gives out a public booty shot of her fat ass. First time with a crop top. First professional eyebrow plucking.

I've been waiting for first sincere regret for a while now.
 
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