David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[Fatniggo1488]

That's the thing, this man has a story, much of which we don't even know is true or not.
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The OP is honestly just the start. We do NOT know everything about the guy, because while his internet history is a open book, it's a fucking rats nest. We're gonna add some more shit we have, but don't let that stop you from digging. We just wanted more eyes on this to get some help, because it's a ass load

I think the army officer/intel agency thing is almost certainly false. A lot of things just don't add up for that to be true. He certainly wouldn't be allowed to become an officer if he had such an extensive mental health record, and the whole "I got randomly picked to be a glowie because I did something cool" is mostly just movie shit spawned from the rare instances where in the early days of the internet some hackers got contracted to work for the feds because all the feds were boomers who couldn't even turn on PCs at the time (a lot still are like this).

 

[Corn Flakes]

Forgot to mention: please get rid of those quadruple linebreaks between paragraphs in the OP. It makes things really hard to read, and it only gets worse with the images interspersed throughout. Two taps of the return key are good enough.

The stuff with The_Chieftain was pretty far into the drama cow direction since it wasn't really like The_Chieftain was picking a fight or anything. He'd just seen a lot of talk about the T-14 engine sperging that Lazer Nig had started and had to comment on it since he kept getting asked about it.

I consider that as part of the same overarching drama as RE and CoA. The_Chieftain was dragged in by his audience, but he also called LazerPig out by name. So it wasn't LP going out of his way to start shit, it was still him running around trying to run damage control over people calling out his ridiculous notions of being a "historian".

ETA: I only just noticed, Jesus Fucking Christ the jokes about British teeth really are true.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Forgot to mention: please get rid of those quadruple linebreaks between paragraphs in the OP. It makes things really hard to read, and it only gets worse with the images interspersed throughout. Two taps of the return key are good enough.


I consider that as part of the same overarching drama as RE and CoA. The_Chieftain was dragged in by his audience, but he also called LazerPig out by name. So it wasn't LP going out of his way to start shit, it was still him running around trying to run damage control over people calling out his ridiculous notions of being a "historian".

That's true.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think the army officer/intel agency thing is almost certainly false. A lot of things just don't add up for that to be true. He certainly wouldn't be allowed to become an officer if he had such an extensive mental health record, and the whole "I got randomly picked to be a glowie because I did something cool" is mostly just movie shit spawned from the rare instances where in the early days of the internet some hackers got contracted to work for the feds because all the feds were boomers who couldn't even turn on PCs at the time (a lot still are like this).

Yeah, about him being a former glowie... how the FUCK did he have a Russian Boyfriend, jump the border, throw grenades in the woods, and not get hauled off to a black site???

 

[josef]

Part of me is disappointed my bet regarding him having questionable contact with underage fans isn't proven yet, but other wise really good OP!

have you been to his discord? when they're not sperging out about milfag shit they're usually engaging in some of the most sexually deviant conversations i've seen on the app, in the general channels even, they don't even have the decency to keep that shit in nsfw or age restricted channels. it's only a matter of time before someone grooms someone on there, be it the pig himself or not

 

[WelperHelper99]

have you been to his discord? when they're not sperging out about milfag shit they're usually engaging in some of the most sexually deviant conversations i've seen on the app, in the general channels even, they don't even have the decency to keep that shit in nsfw or age restricted channels. it's only a matter of time before someone grooms someone on there, be it the pig himself or not

That's actually what we're lacking the most in, Discord screenshots. That is a complete black box to our group. I can only imagine how gay it is and how many of them wanna fuck a tank barrel

 

[DNNS-2]

have you been to his discord? when they're not sperging out about milfag shit they're usually engaging in some of the most sexually deviant conversations i've seen on the app, in the general channels even, they don't even have the decency to keep that shit in nsfw or age restricted channels. it's only a matter of time before someone grooms someone on there, be it the pig himself or not

Apparently, grooming was rife on his discord server in the porn channels. (No surprise.)

They had semi recently shut down the channels.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Yeah, about him being a former glowie... how the FUCK did he have a Russian Boyfriend, jump the border, throw grenades in the woods, and not get hauled off to a black site???

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This slob sure aint no honeypot....but perhaps he fell for a Russian one? Oh, whose the Russian agent now, Lazerpig?

Of course, does he specifically say its Russia this happened in? An anecdote like that could be any ex-Soviet state. Including Ukraine, whose levels of corruption traditionally outpace even Russias.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Apparently, grooming was rife on his discord server in the porn channels. (No surprise.)

They had semi recently shut down the channels.

I want receipts

This slob sure aint no honeypot....but perhaps he fell for a Russian one? Oh, whose the Russian agent now, Lazerpig?

Of course, does he specifically say its Russia this happened in? An anecdote like that could be any ex-Soviet state. Including Ukraine, whose levels of corruption traditionally outpace even Russias.

He specifically says Russia. Somehow, he got into Russia without getting the KGB to notice "hey, that's a British Intel officer, snag him". Even if he had left by then, he's still valuable. This is the thing you will encounter with David, because of his clear mental issues and delusions, it's hard to tell if he's actually telling the truth. AND WEVE NEVER HEARD HIS BOYFRIEND SPEAK. He could be alone for all we know.

 

[josef]

That's actually what we're lacking the most in, Discord screenshots. That is a complete black box to our group. I can only imagine how gay it is and how many of them wanna fuck a tank barrel

last i was there they were not talking about tank barrels, but which warhammer aliens were the most 'fuckable'. didnt think to take screenshots at the time though.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Might as well add a little bit of content to the thread since I don't think it's going to stay in PG very long:

Looks like people are pinging LazerPig on any new "revelations" about the T-14's engine. (Archive. Annoyingly, only the first tweet.)

It's actually a pretty informative thread, but I don't think it says anything that vindicates LP's spergout.

how many of them wanna fuck a tank barrel

Sausage in a hallway, anyone?

This slob sure aint no honeypot....but perhaps he fell for a Russian one? Oh, whose the Russian agent now, Lazerpig?

Of course, does he specifically say its Russia this happened in? An anecdote like that could be any ex-Soviet state. Including Ukraine, whose levels of corruption traditionally outpace even Russias.

He specifically mentions the Russian Army, yes.

AND WEVE NEVER HEARD HIS BOYFRIEND SPEAK. He could be alone for all we know.

He is. That was his ex-boyfriend he was talking about.

 

[WelperHelper99]

last i was there they were not talking about tank barrels, but which warhammer aliens were the most 'fuckable'. didnt think to take screenshots at the time though.

Is the discord still up? Wouldn't mind a snapshot of the madness.

 

[Polentic]

Dox needs to be formatted like this :

 

[Derped223]

Lazer pig finally got a thread? Lmao figured it was coming after the T-14 debacle.

Only video I've watched of his is the one about the Reformers and that's about it.

 

[Givi]

Great OP, and there aren't many retards more deserving of a thread. I already knew he was an idiot who pretended to know a lot more about military strategy, tactics and equipment than he actually knew, but I had no idea he was also the typical perpetually online weirdo.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

The pedantic antics... the know-it-all attitude... being really fat and disgusting to the sight... Deformed and rotten teeth... Tough guy image but in reality he's a pussy who gets easily startled.

OH MY GOD, THE VIRUS IS SPREADING.

Spoiler: The fatty virus is spreading, he can't keep getting away with thiiiis!

 

[Seafarer]

This slob sure aint no honeypot....but perhaps he fell for a Russian one? Oh, whose the Russian agent now, Lazerpig?

Of course, does he specifically say its Russia this happened in? An anecdote like that could be any ex-Soviet state. Including Ukraine, whose levels of corruption traditionally outpace even Russias.

That makes me think…

Schizo theory time: LazerPig is a Russian disinfo agent made to undermine the Ukrainian war effort. He helps make the NAFA cringelords the face of online Ukraine supporters, and spreads BS lies about Russian technology (T-14 using a comically outdated engine system) that are easily debunked, making Ukraine supporters seem like gullible sheep.

Hell, the dude’s online persona is a pig in military gear, how on the nose can you get?

 

[Jewthulhu]

Apparently, grooming was rife on his discord server in the porn channels. (No surprise.)

>youtuber discord has a porn channel
Why do they always do this?

That makes me think…

Schizo theory time: LazerPig is a Russian disinfo agent made to undermine the Ukrainian war effort. He helps make the NAFA cringelords the face of online Ukraine supporters, and spreads BS lies about Russian technology (T-14 using a comically outdated engine system) that are easily debunked, making Ukraine supporters seem like gullible sheep.

Hell, the dude’s online persona is a pig in military gear, how on the nose can you get?

That'd be funny as fuck but I couldn't see ANY agency recruiting him, even the Russians.

 

[Corn Flakes]

That makes me think…

Schizo theory time: LazerPig is a Russian disinfo agent made to undermine the Ukrainian war effort. He helps make the NAFA cringelords the face of online Ukraine supporters, and spreads BS lies about Russian technology (T-14 using a comically outdated engine system) that are easily debunked, making Ukraine supporters seem like gullible sheep.

Hell, the dude’s online persona is a pig in military gear, how on the nose can you get?

Occam's Razor, my friend. Both fellas and vatniks are perfectly able to make fools out of themselves by confirmation bias-ing the shit out of factual information. With both Gonzo and LazerPig in the field, the FSB doesn't need to lift a finger. Idiots like these two do everything themselves just for clout and clout alone.

 

[cybertoaster]

Shame, some of his earlier videos were funny, turns out he's just a discount euro version of that retard adam conover that much like him shits the bed the moment anyone calls him out on his BS.

Also how the hell you look like this at 34?

Alcoholism? I know a few alkies and they don't look this bad, this guy must been drinking brake fluid...