Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[Count groudon]

Oh my fucking god...

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Just...the amount of blaming ANYONE but yourself for your current situation, fucking hell.

You can't move on because you don't accept responsibility for your actions, you egotistical shit.

Anyone who uses lulz unironically should be castrated.

Jesus Christ if I didn't see the stupid rainbow ghostbusters logo, I would've thought this was a rant from Chris. Poor little babby, years of mild criticism and people opposing his zealous views have made it physically impossible to pick up a pencil and squiggle out pictures of lesbians and strawmen. It's a miracle the man can even post on Twitter so much after all he's been through.

 

[Mr Pizza]

He really looks a lot like Brian Posehn in that picture.

Check it out

"Hey Tom, look at this great Steven Universe show! There's lesbians!"

 

[Dilligaff]

Thanks for sharing that, I haven't laughed so hard in quite awhile. I marvel at Dob's stupidity thinking meds and therapy will magically cure him without him having to change anything.

Now that I think about it, do all cows have some kind of fucked up cycle? Connor, OPL and the Potato spring to mind.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

If you look back at his really old Sheezyart/DA posts this is basically how he's always been and it is just a bit sad (in a way) because when Dobson can be actually arsed, he *can* make good art. But it's a pretty rare thing, and if he does draw, it's to make shitty strawmen comics

Dobson, The problem always has been, and always will be, your attitude.

Spouts all about feminism, while ignoring that he basically rode the coattails of his college sweetheart in order to move out, and then made life difficult by forcing themselves out of a nice free flat, because he refused to do the complex maintenance job attached. Sat out of her family things because he's a sourpuss , and made her feel awful if she so much as commented on his work. Even though it sounds like in the relationship, she was usually the one making sure you both had a roof over your heads.

Not to mention the shallow, material attitude towards others. Only cares about people he deems cooler than himself for some reason, anyone lower than that isn't worth time or respect.

In a lot of ways, he's maybe his own troll. Even if he left the internet - he's still gotta deal with himself

 

[breadandcircuses]

Didn't he used to do the art for Brental Floss?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Didn't he used to do the art for Brental Floss?

For a while yes, I don't remember how long. I don't think it was ever stated why he left, but I imagine Dobson would be difficult to work with.
edit: Checking his DA it was from 2011 to 2013 http://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/32317977/Brentalfloss-Comics?offset=168

 

[butt in trouble]

Anyone know what triggered the latest meltdown?

Hey may have just now realized how dumb it was to actually believe he could make his entire living off drawing cutesy wootsy art.

 

[Mr Pizza]

Anyone know what triggered the latest meltdown?

I'm pretty darn sure Dobby knows he's getting free money for not drawing and this is how he explains this to his doners. Because he's a moron.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Get off the fucking cross, Dobbo.

Everything and anything is somehow the "reason" why you conveniently can't draw, even though that's what people on Patreon fucking pay you for, you lazy fat fuck.

Girlfriend shows an interest in your art? "I NEED TO STOP DRAWING AND MOPE FOR TWO HOURS!"

Someone who has experience in art giving you constructive criticism? "HOW DARE YOU HELP ME IMPROVE! SHUT UP YOU DUDEBRO!"

Movie about your favorite lesbian tanking at the box office? "MY LIFE IS OVER I WILL NEVER DRAW AGAIN IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT EVERYBODY!"

I've never said this to anyone before (especially since I attempted it myself several times when younger due to bipolar disorder and fucked up childhood), but I'll say it to you, Dobby:

GO KILL YOURSELF.

usually i would say "lol calm down"
but damn, i have to agree.
dobson is less lolcow now and more like
like uh
i dunno
but all he does is bitch and moan "poor little me! people mean to me"
he's a blubbering cunt

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Oh my fucking god...

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Just...the amount of blaming ANYONE but yourself for your current situation, fucking hell.

You can't move on because you don't accept responsibility for your actions, you egotistical shit.

This guy could teach Dobby a thing or two:

Why does he even care what people think if they're just trolls?

He's got his own website (Funded by his Patreon account) which he has complete control over, he could post comics there with no commenting allowed if he's so worried about what people think.

 

[Barley]

I marvel at Dob's stupidity thinking meds and therapy will magically cure him without him having to change anything.

Exactly. Maybe therapy could help him feel better about himself and his art but nothing is going to cure the fact that he is an asshole or all the big mistakes from his past.
In any case, therapy is exactly what he doesn't need, the guy already loves himself WAY too much as it is, making his ego even bigger will make him more smug than ever, getting even worse reactions from people.

Tons of people tried to help him before and what did that change? Nothing, because he doesn't want to change, he doesn't want to be helped but he still wants people's sympathy which is why he likes to fish for attention.

 

[Taily Puff]

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He acts like someone beat the shit out of his wrists and hands with a claw hammer.

If you can't draw anything at all because you're too terrified of what the rest of the world will think about your work, you are not an artist and never really were. What you are is a pussy that's so massive it threatens the fabric of spacetime, threatening to collapse into a pussy singularity at any given moment.

I seriously don't understand how Dobson gets up and goes through his day and doesn't just kill himself. I mean I'm not saying I want him to, I just don't understand how you can be that miserable, that much of a piece of shit, that overwhelmed by and terrified of every tiny little aspect of life, and not just stick your head in the oven.

 

[Bassomatic]

He acts like someone beat the shit out of his wrists and hands with a claw hammer.

If you can't draw anything at all because you're too terrified of what the rest of the world will think about your work, you are not an artist and never really were. What you are is a pussy that's so massive it threatens the fabric of spacetime, threatening to collapse into a pussy singularity at any given moment.

I seriously don't understand how Dobson gets up and goes through his day and doesn't just kill himself. I mean I'm not saying I want him to, I just don't understand how you can be that miserable, that much of a piece of shit, that overwhelmed by and terrified of every tiny little aspect of life, and not just stick your head in the oven.

Honestly, it's because he's used to it and doesn't know other wise. It's really depressing to say, he doesn't know his life is as bad it is because he doesn't have the concept it could be better.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think like some other lolcows like Phil, Dobbo ultimately has a problem with anyone or anything that's not exactly like himself.

He hates that he was expected to celebrate Hanukkah not because it's Jewish, but because it's not what he wanted to celebrate. Similarly he hates Christianity because he doesn't want to practice it himself. He thinks everyone should celebrate winter holidays exactly as he feels they should be celebrated... with cartoon specials and the carols he likes and absolutely devoid of any actual meaning other than presents and food.

Or in Dobson's case, alone in mommy's basement writing pointless twitter rants and blocking everyone as their "present".

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I'm pretty darn sure Dobby knows he's getting free money for not drawing and this is how he explains this to his doners. Because he's a moron.

Simple: Patreon is going down.
Each time his patreon goes down around 80$ he will start whine more effectively on twitter. At least until it goes up a bit again.
This is Dobson's equivalent to begging you for change

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Dobson is one of the most self-destructive people I've ever seen. He continuously fucks himself over through poor work ethic, a shitty attitude, and horrible interpersonal skills. Seriously, it's like he's actively trying to mess things up. I guess asspats from strangers online are better than a real sense of accomplishment on his part.

... I have the strangest urge to watch Fight Club.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Oh my fucking god...

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Just...the amount of blaming ANYONE but yourself for your current situation, fucking hell.

You can't move on because you don't accept responsibility for your actions, you egotistical shit.

Yknow what I can get not feeling confident in your work, but you know what most people do when they're feeling down? Talk to their family or friends! Wait a sec... The only family Dobbo has that doesn't hate him is mommy... And he's so repulsive that he has no real friends... Geez... I guess screaming into the Twitter abyss will have to do!

Didn't he used to do the art for Brental Floss?

Yea he used to do the brentalfloss comic years ago, and he was so shit at his job Brent even wrote a comic about the perpetual lateness of the comics on Dobbo's end IIRC.

 

[Spellskite]

Anyone know what triggered the latest meltdown?

I'm assuming his parents asked him to take out the garbage, because lord knows Dobson has zero responsibilities and concerns in life.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Yea he used to do the brentalfloss comic years ago, and he was so shit at his job Brent even wrote a comic about the perpetual lateness of the comics ok Dobbo's end IIRC.

Link?

 

[Kabobs]

Poor blue manbaby, he needs a sad tune on the world's smallest violin.