Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Counterfeit Obol]

"No little baby infant childe I am not planning swallowing that utterly divine smelling loaf of shit. That would be you"

Skibidi Tomlinson

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I wonder what the upper limits are on just how long Pat is willing to keep "no childing" people is. If you trained an AI on Pat's tweets and the two accounts interacted, how long would the "I need to get the last word in" feedback loop carry on for until Pat either gives up or realises he's not arguing with a human?

I also wonder, if an unaware observer were to see the giant argument, based on the text alone, would they be able to discern real Rick from Robo-Rick?

Oh dear lord one of yall who has actual technical skills needs to do this. Record all the data then turn it over to a psychiatrist to wrote a paper on. I know damn well theres enough lunacy there to get an official disorder name after Fatrick.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat has admitted that he's trying to sound like Douglas Adams, but Pat's problem (well, let's face it, one of Pat's many, many problems) is that the story he's trying to tell is too serious for the kind of Pythonesque/Terry Gilliam tone that a joke like that needs to sit in.

Unless you mean his original Python work, Terry Gilliam's work is pretty seriously dark while also being funny, e.g. Brazil.

It takes talent to combine darkness and humor in the same work. Fatty can't do it. He's too fat. Plus he's stupid.

thanks to Prison Enjoyer for sharing some of the best patrickisms from behind bars.

probably the most interesting one here is where he says his brother will be there for the stalker child's trial and sentencing. is that the first time he's acknowledged he has a brother?



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"You are not me"
"You are not my little brother"
"You are not a toilet"

How does this retard actually exist in reality?

I wonder what the upper limits are on just how long Pat is willing to keep "no childing" people is. If you trained an AI on Pat's tweets and the two accounts interacted, how long would the "I need to get the last word in" feedback loop carry on for until Pat either gives up or realises he's not arguing with a human?

You could literally call it @stealthyGPT and this retard would keep responding to it endlessly. He might even die of starvation and lack of alcohol from being incapable of not responding, like those experimental rats that endlessly pushed a button for more cocaine.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

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"Name?" asked Pelax. Her shoulders slumped with the weight of bureaucratic inevitability.
"Firstname Lastname" she mumbled, staring at the floor.
The creature raised three of its eyebrows.
"Firstname," it sighed, "Lastname?"
"Data entry error," she quietly informed the linoleum. She had been assured back on Porklinson Station that it would be corrected in due course. That really was a long time ago, though. And the way that assurance had been delivered between peals of laughter wasn't even all that encouraging at the time.
The creature paused, then passed her documents into the authenticator.
"I see. Well you're the only human here so nobody is likely to get confused." Pelax peered over his office balcony at the milling throng below. "No more confused than normal, at any rate."

It's astounding. With Pat's writing, I don't get any sense of character depth or voice. With this, I can hear distinct voices in my head. Hell, Pelax sounds almost like the angel from Good Omens, it's the last line that does it. Even a quick and dirty rewrite gets this better than Pat does.

 

[FinnSven]

how did he even get into this weird feud with that janeski woman? is she the one who he called stalker child for correcting him on something he said about the screenwriters guild strike a while ago?

Who knows at this point?

It seems that anyone who replies to any of his tweets is a “stalker child”.

Any previously normal person with a loving spouse would have been on the receiving end of an intervention by now.
Not just the lawyer and court intervention which led to the Quasi payment, there would be actual attempts at getting him to talk to a psychiatrist.

I actually wonder what Niki is up to at this moment.

She clearly was supporting him a few weeks ago, going along with all of these interviews and podcasts.

Does she normally just leave him to his endless tweetings?
Does she think this is part of his alleged writing process?

 

[Broadside]

One of the brothermen has documented all of Pat's tweets chronologically about his Tiny Tim novel. Low energy Pat needs to learn anyone can think of an idea and say they're gonna do something. Actually doing it, and doing it well, is what pays off and gets you admiration.

FWIW, Stephen King has published 4 novels, 3 short stories and a screenplay since Pat came up with his Tiny Tim idea.

Spoiler: Tiny Tim Xeets 2021-2023

What a fucking loser- "my agent is intrigued". Nigga you first started kicking the idea around 3 years ago. Either he's lying or his "agent" is humouring him.

Pat really is the embodiment of the lazy low-achiever who thinks he deserves recognition because he sits on his ass and thinks of stuff. He's a creative.

Also here's a sample of what he has written for his Tiny Tim story, and it reads exactly how a low IQ rube who's entire knowledge of the UK comes from tour guides targeted at said rubes (also Pat doesn't know how to screen print so he takes a photo of his screen like a boomer. 142 IQ folks!:

 

[grey area]

I've never seen an excerpt of his writing from that Tiny Tim bullshit, but lmao that is fucked. What a drooling retard.

 

[Broadside]

I've never seen an excerpt of his writing for that Tiny Tim bullshit, but lmao that is fucked. What a drooling retard.

Patrick clearly got all his ideas on how to write Victorian British from playing Fable on his Xbox.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Now that I'm finally caught up I'm going to weigh in (though I won't be breaking scales like Pat).

He's been blackout drunk every day between 8/24 and now. He can't accept that he had to actually Pay Quasi so he's coping the only way hr knows how. And every time he hears that little Twitter X whistle, he reaponds automatically. Before his conscious brain has even begun to register whats happening, another stalker has been chilled.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Oh dear lord one of yall who has actual technical skills needs to do this. Record all the data then turn it over to a psychiatrist to wrote a paper on. I know damn well theres enough lunacy there to get an official disorder name after Fatrick.

"You are not me"
"You are not my little brother"
"You are not a toilet"

How does this retard actually exist in reality?

Has anyone else here worked in behavioral health? I had only a brief stint but I saw some shit there. I'm talking one patient had just been released from prison after he shot his wife to death. He was schizophrenic and legit thought she was a demon. Another one tried to jump his car over a moving train because he saw it on a TV show. Then there's the more run of the mill type stuff like people swallowing hundreds of pills then getting sent to the ER (actually rather common occurrence), folks having psychotic breaks and ending up naked in some business, BPD people just being fucking awful and getting dropped off at an ER because nobody knows what else to do with them, new moms with post-partum depression so bad they nearly kill themselves and their newborns, etc.

I worked with 3 different psychiatrists that could take in all types of patients like above with no problems. Sweet people who have invested significant effort in wanting to help others. I bet even they would blurt out, "What a fat faggot!" if they read a small portion of the compiled list of Piggy's antics.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I wonder what the upper limits are on just how long Pat is willing to keep "no childing" people is. If you trained an AI on Pat's tweets and the two accounts interacted, how long would the "I need to get the last word in" feedback loop carry on for until Pat either gives up or realises he's not arguing with a human?

I also wonder, if an unaware observer were to see the giant argument, based on the text alone, would they be able to discern real Rick from Robo-Rick?

Rick actually has a self defense mechanism if you call him a child or post receipts he very quickly blocks you, its very fat and porcine of him but there you go.

 

[ZipDisk]

how did he even get into this weird feud with that janeski woman?

woman

You answer your own question. Women are not allowed to talk back to Pat. Women are not allowed to be more successful than Pat.

Pat has once again been bodied by a party other than the Stalker Children.

That fucking Pajeet Jackie drew the fat jaundiced eye onto Janeski. Lori Janeski made a very simple, very clear Xeet.
"If he had been inclined to learn his lesson, he would have done so long before now."

That should be the dust jacket quote for his tiny tim book.

 

[Associate Rick]

how did he even get into this weird feud with that janeski woman? is she the one who he called stalker child for correcting him on something he said about the screenwriters guild strike a while ago?

It started here, I think Lori was commenting on Rick paying Quasi, Rick was dragged into it by fat retard Jackie Singh who seems to have promptly fucked off and left Rick to create new Patposters at warp speed.

 

[Spunt]

Unless you mean his original Python work, Terry Gilliam's work is pretty seriously dark while also being funny, e.g. Brazil.

It takes talent to combine darkness and humor in the same work. Fatty can't do it. He's too fat. Plus he's stupid.

Yeah, it's an absurdist joke that could work in a light-hearted satire of bureaucracy in a Douglas Adams kind of way, or a very dark satire of bureaucracy like Brazil or V for Vendetta. But Pat's book is neither, it's trying to be a heist story first and foremost, so jokes like that just break the suspension of disbelief. A universe where people are competent enough to pull off bank heists, and banks are competent enough to defend their wealth well enough that a clever heist is necessary to steal from them, has no place for the level of incompetence required to have someone get formally renamed to "Firstname Lastname" because of a bureaucratic screw-up.

It's astounding. With Pat's writing, I don't get any sense of character depth or voice. With this, I can hear distinct voices in my head. Hell, Pelax sounds almost like the angel from Good Omens, it's the last line that does it. Even a quick and dirty rewrite gets this better than Pat does.

I just kinda mentally replaced Pelax with Slartibartfast, but Aziraphale works too.

Also, turns out Brave's spellcheck recognises the word "Slartibartfast". Based.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Has anyone else here worked in behavioral health?

i haven't, but i am familiar with an expert on the matter, especially in narcissistic personality disorder. if you need some background noise, then this old fart, Professor Sam Vaknin, has a lot to say about the brain, about human behavior, about the state of current day relationships and, aside from all that, much more to pontificate on when it comes to social media and the deleterious effect it has on the human psyche.

he himself is diagnosed with NPD, because he was completely fucked up by his parents. his IQ was measured very high so they forced him to attend college at 9-years old, and it almost killed him. he had to dissect cadavers in pathology before he was a teenager. having listened to him for many hours i'm of the opinion that he is a genius, and much more eloquent than Jordan Peterson, whom he sometimes shits on with all seriousness and no snark.

be forewarned that Sam uploads constantly and it's all stream-of-consciousness. he does not edit or curate, only talk about what comes to mind based on the video title. it may feel like he rambles, but you can pick out things here and there. also be especially forewarned that, depending on the subject you look up, he can sound like a massive fucking doomer, the king of the blackpill dispensers.

i recommend watching this video (in the background) to get a feel for Sam himself, and it covers social media, one of his favorite subjects.

and here's a much shorter video on narcissists - in the lens of relationships. he has much longer videos on the topic.

 

[Dean Pentel]

It started here, I think Lori was commenting on Rick paying Quasi, Rick was dragged into it by fat retard Jackie Singh who seems to have promptly fucked off and left Rick to create new Patposters at warp speed.

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Sometimes I'll get caught laughing at this shit at work and someone asks me what's so funny. Even with the gallows humor at work I want to be careful what I do or say, so I can't reveal some of things I giggle at on this website.

Showing coworkers how quickly Patrick can turn someone against him, especially when they engaged with him in a good nature, is a thing I've learned is okay to do at work. I don't think I've created any new Patposters, but everyone is astonished at what a fucking cocksucker he is to regular people who mean him no harm. And to a person they've all wondered why he's so sure people are going to prison for calling him names on the Internet.

i haven't, but i am familiar with an expert on the matter, especially in narcissistic personality disorder. if you need some background noise, then this old fart, Professor Sam Vaknin, has a lot to say about the brain, about human behavior, about the state of current day relationships and, aside from all that, much more to pontificate on when it comes to social media and the deleterious effect it has on the human psyche.

he himself is diagnosed with NPD, because he was completely fucked up by his parents. his IQ was measured very high so they forced him to attend college at 9-years old, and it almost killed him. he had to dissect cadavers in pathology before he was a teenager. having listened to him for many hours i'm of the opinion that he is a genius, and much more eloquent than Jordan Peterson, whom he sometimes shits on with all seriousness and no snark.

be forewarned that Sam uploads constantly and it's all stream-of-consciousness. he does not edit or curate, only talk about what comes to mind based on the video title. it may feel like he rambles, but you can pick out things here and there. also be especially forewarned that, depending on the subject you look up, he can sound like a massive fucking doomer, the king of the blackpill dispensers.

i recommend watching this video (in the background) to get a feel for Sam himself, and it covers social media, one of his favorite subjects.

and here's a much shorter video on narcissists - in the lens of relationships. he has much longer videos on the topic.

Appreciate the intro. I'll check him out. Sometimes people like him help me find answers I'm looking for in an unexpected way.

 

[Sebastian Bacchanalia]

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I have to admit, Pat has us bang to rights here. Unless YOU have fucked another human out of $54,000, stalker.

No?

Didn’t think so, child. Enjoy prison.

"My partner of ten years and wife of almost five years have sex."

As a professional author, Pat would never shit out an incoherent sentence.

No, he clearly meant to say what he said: His wife has been having sex with his partner of five years.

Only one question remains, what race is the partner? I think we all know.

Pat saved one of his niggers from the pepperoni mines, made this nigger his partner, who now fucks his wife.

 

[Broadside]

Has anyone else here worked in behavioral health? I had only a brief stint but I saw some shit there. I'm talking one patient had just been released from prison after he shot his wife to death. He was schizophrenic and legit thought she was a demon. Another one tried to jump his car over a moving train because he saw it on a TV show. Then there's the more run of the mill type stuff like people swallowing hundreds of pills then getting sent to the ER (actually rather common occurrence), folks having psychotic breaks and ending up naked in some business, BPD people just being fucking awful and getting dropped off at an ER because nobody knows what else to do with them, new moms with post-partum depression so bad they nearly kill themselves and their newborns, etc.

I worked with 3 different psychiatrists that could take in all types of patients like above with no problems. Sweet people who have invested significant effort in wanting to help others. I bet even they would blurt out, "What a fat faggot!" if they read a small portion of the compiled list of Piggy's antics.

Spoiler: PL- I've seen some shit

May or may not have done a brief stint as a nurse, and one thing I noticed was that crazy people are just brains stuck on a loop. Every single one of them is like Pat, stuck performing the same nonsense ritual over and over, getting worse until they have a meltdown then return back to baseline (or what passes for them).

Pat is a good example, his Enjoy prison, stalker/The police are already hunting you nonsense has become a totemic delusion to keep him from facing reality. Because his reality is what a narcissist's worst nightmare would look like if realised in the real world- publicly humiliated to a scale that even famous people dunk on you, total loss of control of the narrative, constant narc injuries and your enemies outwitting and getting one up on you, your image forever tarnished as a fool and a loser.
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't had a heart attack yet. Bets, anyone?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I'd love to hear from Patrick's brother. Is he also crazy? Or is he super quiet because he's sane and realizes Patrick's crusade is ridiculous?

All I know or remember about him is this:

• He's also divorced (it was his then-wife who heard Patrick make the threat towards Adrienne and unborn Annabelle)
• He had an active high school career
• Per Patrick, he's had some issues with depression (take with grain of salt)
• Patrick has used him for social media points when possible, but also likes to act condescending towards him (calling him "little" all the time)
• Patrick seems especially threatened by comments referring to Kyle (his name) as "varsity star Kyle"

I wonder if Kyle has any kids. Part of me thinks he doesn't because Pat would have referenced them or used them for social media points in the way he's used Nikki, Kyle, and Annabelle. But then again, if Kyle has little to no contact with Pat and hasn't in a while, he may not have seen his neice/newphew(s) since they were very little. He wouldn't be "up to date" with them, likely wouldn't know about any mental health issues they have. I don't think we have a solid idea of his current relationship with Mama Raven and the rodeo clown either.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I'm really far behind on my Pat lore. Why do they call her "Mama Raven"? What do we know about Pat's early life?