Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mourning_Cloak]

It's astounding. With Pat's writing, I don't get any sense of character depth or voice. With this, I can hear distinct voices in my head. Hell, Pelax sounds almost like the angel from Good Omens, it's the last line that does it. Even a quick and dirty rewrite gets this better than Pat does.

I haven't read or seen Good Omens but I do know that "angel from Good Omens" doesn't narrow it down. Do you mean the white Michael Sheen angel? I need to know what voice yo go back and read Patrick's writing with, for science.

I'm really far behind on my Pat lore. Why do they call her "Mama Raven"? What do we know about Pat's early life?

I'm pretty sure her name is Raven for real, but I think the Mama part is just a meme for no reason. Raven worked at Patrick's school as like a counselor or a school nurse or something. This has lead people to believe she was a helicopter mom who constantly gunt guarded her behaviorally retarded ODD child. The Torque Wheeler account claimed she worked with car upholstery; if that's true at all then I guess she's good with fabric and sewing. She worked so at least she's not a bum or dependapotamus.

 

[Broadside]

All I know or remember about him is this:

• He's also divorced (it was his then-wife who heard Patrick make the threat towards Adrienne and unborn Annabelle)
• He had an active high school career
• Per Patrick, he's had some issues with depression (take with grain of salt)
• Patrick has used him for social media points when possible, but also likes to act condescending towards him (calling him "little" all the time)
• Patrick seems especially threatened by comments referring to Kyle (his name) as "varsity star Kyle"

I wonder if Kyle has any kids. Part of me thinks he doesn't because Pat would have referenced them or used them for social media points in the way he's used Nikki, Kyle, and Annabelle. But then again, if Kyle has little to no contact with Pat and hasn't in a while, he may not have seen his neice/newphew(s) since they were very little. He wouldn't be "up to date" with them, likely wouldn't know about any mental health issues they have. I don't think we have a solid idea of his current relationship with Mama Raven and the rodeo clown either.

Something tells me there's a reason not a single photo of Pat and Kyle exists out there.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Spoiler: Bar sperging

BBC was a douchey sports bar whose target market was college students/frat boys.

Spoiler: Bar sperging

Which is part of the reason the place was called BBC. The City didn't like the name the same way they didn't like The Casablanca calling itself SOB in a past life.
Odds are he did go in there at some point because who didn't if they were local to Murry Hill/Riverside Park/Northpoint/Lower East Side and wanted a drink before Hooligans opened?

 

[AN/ALR56]

Oh how I wish Patrick had been on that flight during 9/11... Not because I want him to die, but because his massive girth would have prevented the plane from taking off, thus saving hundreds of lives.

If he was on united 93, the crew and Passengers would had used his thick skull to crack open the cockpit door and save the plane.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Something tells me there's a reason not a single photo of Pat and Kyle exists out there.

I’ve seen a couple of photos of them together. In them Kyle is wearing a flat cap and looking like he’d rather be anywhere than with his fat brother. The photos have been posted many times.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Lolcow's siblings tend to be far better than themselves.

• Cole is a mediocre film critic with a home and a wife, has friends, never raped his mom and left her abusive home by himself, he is far better than CWC other than internet infamy.
• Chantal's sister is a weightlifter and is far healthier, thinner and happier than her older sister
• Bossmanjack's younger brother is a successful guy with friends, a wife, no prison record, don't threaten his parents or gamble their money and break their chairs, he's a pretty good singer too.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Lolcow's siblings tend to be far better than themselves.

On the other hand, Moviebob's brother was discovered to be almost as retarded as Moviebob himself. It's sometimes best not to look too deep into these things.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat no doubt sucked the oxygen out of every room even as a child (child). So Kyle probably benefited from loony Mama Raven focusing all her attention on Pat. I shudder to think what favors she had to give to keep Pat enrolled in school despite his inability to get anything higher than a D even in his remedial classes.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Lolcow's siblings tend to be far better than themselves.

• Cole is a mediocre film critic with a home and a wife, has friends, never raped his mom and left her abusive home by himself, he is far better than CWC other than internet infamy.
• Chantal's sister is a weightlifter and is far healthier, thinner and happier than her older sister
• Bossmanjack's younger brother is a successful guy with friends, a wife, no prison record, don't threaten his parents or gamble their money and break their chairs, he's a pretty good singer too.

Cole is similar to Patrick in that he's a pseudointellectual, hinks he's far smarter than he actually is, and is an asshole.

 

[Broadside]

I’ve seen a couple of photos of them together. In them Kyle is wearing a flat cap and looking like he’d rather be anywhere than with his fat brother. The photos have been posted many times.

Really? Anyone got that?

 

[RollerGator]

• Patrick seems especially threatened by comments referring to Kyle (his name) as "varsity star Kyle"

Well, Fat never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Per Patrick, he's had some issues with depression (take with grain of salt)

To be fair, I would also be depressed if I knew my brother was Pat.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh how I wish Patrick had been on that flight during 9/11... Not because I want him to die, but because his massive girth would have prevented the plane from taking off, thus saving hundreds of lives.

Or he could even have been a hero, had he managed to get to the baggage section and broke out his pepperoni grinder.

The terrorists may not have been children or actual urban youth, but he could have started a line of halal salami.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat went to a bar last night with the specific plan to drink for free. The Jets lost so he had to pay his tab, it made multiple news stories:

https://twitter.com/ajbayatpour/status/1701452703224709173?s=46&t=MvDuTjoSEk2TS8Al3_7K7w



He is all over the broadcasts. The funsters keep finding more.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Well, Fat never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Thirteen hours in MS Paint.



Who’s the broad at the bar with Pat?

 

[Kane lives in death]

Lmao even though he appears multiple times in that video he never actually talks to anyone, hes that loner at the bar.
Sad Pat, very sad.
All the other people looks like they are having fun so good for them

EDIT: at 1:57 when he looks down, is he looking at his drink or is he live childing at people with his phone? i cant see with the garbage quality, but in other parts of the video you can see he has the phone at the table.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It started here, I think Lori was commenting on Rick paying Quasi, Rick was dragged into it by fat retard Jackie Singh who seems to have promptly fucked off and left Rick to create new Patposters at warp speed.

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I've noticed she does this and it's another thing that makes me think she's a troll on a deep cover Op to ruin his life.
She seems to have a way of funneling people towards interacting with him, knowing Pats charisma will inevitably create new Patposters out of them if they are forced to interact with him more than a couple times.
It's a cunning strategy, and it's always normies that have no idea who he is, but quickly learn to their amusement and horror, and they inevitably speak about he Pigmonster they found in the bowels of Xitter, bring even more potential Patposters into his orbit as people have to see for themselves as just describing Pat to someone isn't enough, he doesn't sound like a real person.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's a cunning strategy

I think she’s just that low IQ.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lolcow's siblings tend to be far better than themselves.

• Cole is a mediocre film critic with a home and a wife, has friends, never raped his mom and left her abusive home by himself, he is far better than CWC other than internet infamy.
• Chantal's sister is a weightlifter and is far healthier, thinner and happier than her older sister
• Bossmanjack's younger brother is a successful guy with friends, a wife, no prison record, don't threaten his parents or gamble their money and break their chairs, he's a pretty good singer too.

Art Bulla is a Preacher who is the head of his own wacky church, but at least doesn't obsess over women in magazines and live off of a diet of microwaved chicken and potatoes (sexually).

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Look at those chins. He has a full-on neck gunt now.