Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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I'm not sure if he always said "Gosh!" as much as he currently does or if I am noticing it more, but it is very annoying.
It's been a recent development. Same with saying "Oh boy" which is reminiscent of the way Metokur (and by proxy Jimwalkers) would talk on air. It's been addressed in Cog's chat and in typical contrarian chav fashion, he said "Well, fuck you, I'm going to just keep saying it more, then!"
Hasan style reaction commentary - that is, very little regard for the content, he watches police videos and stuff about people trying to steal from convenience stores while muted and eating.
This has been the case for awhile but I think his arrogance and complacency now that he has a wife may have something to do with it. What I find amusing is that he typically watches American police videos and who wants running commentary on how American police operate none better than some poor goofy British man with no formal education.
He tried gaming but he seems unable to focus on a game
And those usually have less than 1/3rd of his audience in attendance (so ~30 or 40 people, maximum?) and it's about what you would expect. What was funny was he did the gaming stream during the pre-paid 12 hour livestream event he held recently, which, by the way, he got out of bed immediately for, turned on his camera, unwashed and looking unkempt, and just let most of the content play, then when the Ralph content was done he spent 3+ hours of that 12 hour stream just gaming. Good to know his paypigs are getting what they paid for. Caveat emptor, faggots.
His gimmick of the caravan that travels around I actually like but that's like 40 things that suck vs 1 that isn't entirely terrible.
Agreed, but how long will that last for? It's already becoming stale but he probably has it done to stroke his own ego instead of trying to make his audience laugh.
I really fucking hate that this sektur is so obsessed with calling everyone a pedophile. Like swatting, I consider it over the line. By all means, chase out real pedos but other than Flamenco, Zoom, and DJ Axle I can't think of anyone with actual credible allegations against them. The fact others don't see this behavior as over the line makes me reconsider even being in the audience for this shit.
Also agreed. Bring forward some new evidence or shut the fuck up because it's already been done to death.

To the point about Traniberries, isn't that just another PA sock? More faggotry, what else is new. The man is so full of himself, it's gross really.
 
Resident schizocow Elaine is currently screeching at Cog on stream.

She's adamant that she does not and never has, in fact, simped for Jersh.

She made a bunch of weird fantastical claims about having a laundry list of chronic conditions, receiving radiation treatment, being a millionaire, being attracted to Godwinson because he's a ket-huffing schizo and spending 17 hours in Photoshop to sever KF's Cloudflare protections but she is not affiliated with Keffals.
 
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guys what the heck is cogs problem?
id heard everyone complain about him how hes not funny and how he makes up for being unentertaining by moralfagging and stepping on everyones bits and bragging about being a truth teller even though thats basically just stating the obvious. but i didnt listen to them because fuck the trolls twu. and i started watching his show and i realized he really is the best in the sektur and it really was everyone else that had the problem not him.
but i made a single innocuous comment in his chat and he started absolutely seething over nothing.
im not going to give up on my new favorite content creator but maybe you guys can help me not offend him again. what are his likes and dislikes?
 
It was Cog's birthday on Sunday and nobody here gave him anything. For shame. I asked ChatGPT to write him a poem

In a caravan, Jobless Jonny stays,
Coffee and beer mark his empty days.
Yet his stomach rebels, a cruel jest,
Joy and discomfort in constant contest.

Work's specter haunts, a fearful game,
In idleness, he finds his name.
Online, he shouts with fervent ire,
At a stout man, his emotions dire.

Dan, his comrade, muscles strong,
Resolves with fists, an outcome wrong.
Violence begets pain anew,
A cycle of discord, never to subdue.

An Indian wife, his partner true,
Love's embrace holds a different view.
Within the caravan's embrace they dwell,
A mundane existence, a quiet spell.

Jonny, a tale of monotony spun,
In the caravan's tapestry, he's just one.
A soul in routine's ceaseless parade,
Within life's boundaries, his role is laid.
 
It was Cog's birthday on Sunday and nobody here gave him anything. For shame. I asked ChatGPT to write him a poem

In a caravan, Jobless Jonny stays,
Coffee and beer mark his empty days.
Yet his stomach rebels, a cruel jest,
Joy and discomfort in constant contest.

Work's specter haunts, a fearful game,
In idleness, he finds his name.
Online, he shouts with fervent ire,
At a stout man, his emotions dire.

Dan, his comrade, muscles strong,
Resolves with fists, an outcome wrong.
Violence begets pain anew,
A cycle of discord, never to subdue.

An Indian wife, his partner true,
Love's embrace holds a different view.
Within the caravan's embrace they dwell,
A mundane existence, a quiet spell.

Jonny, a tale of monotony spun,
In the caravan's tapestry, he's just one.
A soul in routine's ceaseless parade,
Within life's boundaries, his role is laid.
IDK why he thinks anyone should give a shit that he turned 35(?) of all things. Sounds pretty pathetic if you expect people to give you gifts at that age. He's not any better than the other late 30s year old man he ridicules for having a wrasslin' themed birthday party at the start of 2023.
 

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Clipped just yesterday.
Seems like encouraging SWAT calls would be frowned upon on most streaming platforms.

Hilarious to hear Cog say he’s putting an “open bounty” on all those fellow fags he named. Where is this dole scum getting money for bounties? Either way, saying you’ll pay people to SWAT your enemies seems a tad ill-advised.
 
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