🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

That's it, he's leaving the sektur. On his way to become a respected author, sports commentator and sharing intelligent and insightful thoughts on politics. It was nice shitposting with you Ladies and Guntlemen. Close the thread.

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we always knew Ralph had the work ethic and skill set to do bigger and better things.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

That's it, he's leaving the sektur. On his way to become a respected author, sports commentator and sharing intelligent and insightful thoughts on politics. It was nice shitposting with you Ladies and Guntlemen. Close the thread.

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I thought Ralph was taking a paid vacation to pwn the sektur?

Did that already fall through?

 

[Feaser]

According to this tweet and the replies Ralph is working with Zoom to go at Warski

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That's it, he's leaving the sektur. On his way to become a respected author, sports commentator and sharing intelligent and insightful thoughts on politics. It was nice shitposting with you Ladies and Guntlemen. Close the thread.

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God that loose skin coming off him is awful. He’s starting to resemble a human testicle.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I thought Ralph was taking a paid vacation to pwn the sektur?

I'm pretty sure the caveat was using the vacation to sober up and get his shit in order not just go on a paid two week bender with hookers and pills.

 

[Fornicario]

It seems Ralph's "crusades" only last two to four weeks at a time.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

According to this tweet and the replies Ralph is working with Zoom to go at Warski
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Lol you can hear the SEETHE in his breathing

I HERD
*huffpuff*
YOU KNOW WHAT I HERD
*wheeze*

 

[Fornicario]

According to this tweet and the replies Ralph is working with Zoom to go at Warski
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More like Ralph is working Zoom for blackmail material.

 

[Beavis]

It seems Ralph's "crusades" only last two to four weeks at a time.

Ralph was gonna kill AF, but then he got high.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph was gonna kill AF, but then he stayed high.

Ftfy

 

[Um...]

Streamed for 8.5 hours tonight, peak viewers 600, barely managed to eke out $350 ($357 to be exact) of his $500 goal. It’s amusing to watch as he continues to fail.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Streamed for 8.5 hours tonight, peak viewers 600, barely managed to eke out $350 ($357 to be exact) of his $500 goal. It’s amusing to watch as he continues to fail.

Yeeeeikes. And that’s gross, not net — correct? And it doesn’t account for self-donos (or did those stop when Meigh bailed and he lost access to her bank account and credit?).

I cracked up when Ralph said “I can talk about anything” and that the trajectory of his career is up to him. How about you flex that supposed control of yours to start hitting your low-ball donation goals, Ralph?

He can talk all he wants, but dirty tampon breath doesn’t pay the bills. Literally what is this nigger going to do now?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

According to this tweet and the replies Ralph is working with Zoom to go at Warski
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Of all the things he does that annoy me the most is when he does this faggy coy act. “I heard a certain someone…” “now that’s not me saying this but one COULD say” “you know, people are out there saying” like faggot just say what you’re gonna say stop pussymouthing around it.

Of all the things that please me the most is when he does a happy T-Rex before getting fed ice cream and when he takes Xanax and lolls his head back and forth with glee.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Sorry, gunty. You don't choose the sektur, the sektur chooses you.

 

[Telemeter]

Sorry, gunty. You don't choose the sektur, the sektur chooses you.

Ralph did choose the sektur, though, explicitly, from the top on down.

 

[Scout Trooper]

According to this tweet and the replies Ralph is working with Zoom to go at Warski
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Who is the autistic homosexual voice he's talking to?

 

[Feaser]

Who is the autistic homosexual voice he's talking to?

Perspicacity

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph was gonna kill AF, but then he got high.

Ralph was gonna choke his wife before she left, but then he got hiiiigh
He's stuck like a pig in a swamp, and we know why
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got hiiiiiigh

Ralph was gonna write a book, then he got high
He was gonna show that he's never shook, but then he got high
He showed another memphis micro pic, and we know why
because Ralph got high. Because Ralph gets high...because he gets high

 

[Elmo]

Of all the things he does that annoy me the most is when he does this faggy coy act. “I heard a certain someone…” “now that’s not me saying this but one COULD say” “you know, people are out there saying” like faggot just say what you’re gonna say stop pussymouthing around it.

Yeah, man, remember when he heard that Null's own website was calling him a chomo?

"I assure you, I am very un-molested."

 

[Scout Trooper]

Yeah, man, remember when he heard that Null's own website was calling him a chomo?

"I assure you, I am very un-molested."

It's extremely womanly behavior.

I guess we're supposed to believe that Ralph has a little network of informants or some shit and they're feeding him so much tantalizing information that he just doesn't have time to verify it or do any follow up [smash cut to Ralph sitting there half asleep watching random YouTube videos].

What a great journalist, just forwards on random accusations fed to him by literal retards. Top notch investigative work there, Ralph (who, let's be honest, is too incompetent and irrelevant to ever move beyond "the sector").