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He's insufferable sober. I don't think we'd be able to tell the difference between drunk Pat and sober Pat, except that his
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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He actually thinks it’s somehow an own that he’s a pathetic broke beggar bum who has to be bailed out by his mother-in-law who despises him?
What a fat weak loser.
polyester
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How Pat and Niki got together
As the pests point out (archive), this Sunday was the anniversary of Pat and Niki's one-night-stand that led to them settling for each other.
He's overshared about it on social media in the past:
(Screenshots from the above-mentioned OnA thread.)
The real kicker though? This took place in Septempber 2011, right in the middle of Pat and Adrienne's messy divorce.
A funster put together a more complete timeline than the one I posted earlier in this thread:
It seems that Pat's narcissistic injury from being cucked by Adrienne (and ratted out by Rona over his death threat) was so severe, that he went out and fucked the first willing uggo low-self-esteem non-binary drunk chick he managed to pick up at some bar, to reestablish his sexual dominance.
And then he just stayed with her.
And married her 6 years later, in 2017.
The whole "tell me [...] there was nothing wrong with me" thing, though, also suggests that Niki may share more blame for Pat leaning into his bizarre personality disorders and becoming the lolcow he is, than generally assumed.
As the pests point out (archive), this Sunday was the anniversary of Pat and Niki's one-night-stand that led to them settling for each other.
He's overshared about it on social media in the past:
(Screenshots from the above-mentioned OnA thread.)
The real kicker though? This took place in Septempber 2011, right in the middle of Pat and Adrienne's messy divorce.
A funster put together a more complete timeline than the one I posted earlier in this thread:
It seems that Pat's narcissistic injury from being cucked by Adrienne (and ratted out by Rona over his death threat) was so severe, that he went out and fucked the first willing uggo low-self-esteem non-binary drunk chick he managed to pick up at some bar, to reestablish his sexual dominance.
And then he just stayed with her.
And married her 6 years later, in 2017.
The whole "tell me [...] there was nothing wrong with me" thing, though, also suggests that Niki may share more blame for Pat leaning into his bizarre personality disorders and becoming the lolcow he is, than generally assumed.
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Jackie is not some kind of "double-agent" she steers Patrick into the minefield because she is extremely similar to him, both are terrible parents, both have economic disasters they pretend don't exist, they both love to play "holier than thou, SJW" on twitter, they both are in denial about being fat fucks, they both can't take a fucking joke. The best similarity is they both lack awareness for their intelligence and limits to their influence on the world, it's one thing to think you are smarter than everyone else, it's a whole other thing to keep taking the L month after month and never learn from it.
Anyone else noticing Niki isn't around? She didn't show up for the august 8th hearing, she made fatty go to the "drink for free, maybe? bar" all by himself. She doesn't have a real job it's not like she has shit to do, IIRC fatty said they both were into football. Is this the beginning of the end of their marriage? Her mother and other relatives probably hate Patrick's guts for a half a dozen obvious reasons already. I feel bad for her, she's not mentally well, in an empathetic way, she seems like she has some kind of heavy emotional dependency on others, I guess we are all just scared of dying alone.
Anyone else noticing Niki isn't around? She didn't show up for the august 8th hearing, she made fatty go to the "drink for free, maybe? bar" all by himself. She doesn't have a real job it's not like she has shit to do, IIRC fatty said they both were into football. Is this the beginning of the end of their marriage? Her mother and other relatives probably hate Patrick's guts for a half a dozen obvious reasons already. I feel bad for her, she's not mentally well, in an empathetic way, she seems like she has some kind of heavy emotional dependency on others, I guess we are all just scared of dying alone.
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Yes, I think that's part of why Pat is being so unfiltered, he has no other human around to even think of dragging his attention offline.
I think she's at her mother's. I think she's been there for a while. And I think this might not be the start of a divorce saga, but it's definitely a sizeable bump in the road. If Pat's MIL was indeed the one to bail him out at the last minute, that's going to have taken a toll, like it would on even a normal marriage. I'm guessing Niki is having the hard word out on her about just how much Pat is dragging her down by a family that cares about her and despises him.
Nothing to pile insult onto injury for Pat's injured ego like his second, better wife potentially leaving him when he's just been forced to let the idiots win.
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I've worked in group homes helping with the retards and even they are less of a financial burden on their families than Patrick and could probably function better in public.
OtherLastTrainHome
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i was going to touch on this too.
how many times in his life has patrick gone to a bar to drink alone? absolutely miserable fucker.
Maricón de Mierda
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This is one of the most unromantic things I have ever heard.
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Is there a record of what Pat drinks when he’s at the bar? I’d bet it’s not something a man would drink like whiskey or bourbon. Probably cheap and nasty beer as that’s all he can afford.
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You mean to tell me Pat and Nikki first hooked up on World Suicide Awareness Day?
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he strikes me as someone who would get something like Leinenkugel and mistakenly pretend he's a sophisticated German beer drinker
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Miller Light, Bud Light if he’s virtue signaling. Natty Light at home.
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Bros, I am so fucking hype. What retarded move will Pat make that he thinks will result in Quasi losing everything?
Will he sue the son of the federal judge?
Will he give Jackie's brilliant dossier of Dick Gayporn to the cyber-police and the state-police?
Will he start a hashtag campaign for ISPs to drop O&A?
I legit don't know, his mind, such as it is, works in mysterious ways.
I can't wait for the next season of Fatandbald X to start.
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Smirnoff or Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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How do we think breakfast went that morning?
Pat: "How was last night?"
Nikki: "Eh, it was alright."
Patty: "Wrong as always, child. It was the best sex of your life. Enjoy
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Natty Light in the streets, fatty fight in the sheets.
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That sounds like some sick shit.
Anyone who thinks and, worse, actually NEEDS, someone to tell him there's "nothing wrong with him" has some SERIOUS shit wrong with him.
Nobody in the world has "nothing wrong with them."
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It makes me wonder who's lying here. Ricky's relationship with the truth is similar to his relationship with eating in moderation.
Could also be that Nikki, someone known for being as loose with the truth as she is with caring about her personal appearance, gassed him up to get in on the ground floor of a bespoke pepperoni empire.
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So, someone else paid it? ok.
Question now is will Pat report this to the IRS so he will pay income tax on this?
The ultimate kek would be if Quasi reports this as a tip to the IRS and then gets awarded of the 30% that they award for reports on tax evasion.
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I suspect Niki never said this and this is just Pat trying to rub it in everyone’s faces that while Adrienne may have just married Annabelle’s third, better father, he married someone who thinks he’s perfect and definitely won’t cuck him like Ade did! Pat doesn’t realize that no one envies him for marrying the first fat loser who’d go out with him. Niki was pushing 40, looks and dresses like a man and had just gotten dumped by her throuple partners. Pat was the only port available in her storm so Niki settled for him — and lived to regret it.