Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Maybe he doesn't even know about the degeneracy.

I just don't think he's the type to X someone out of his life over moral failings. He tries to be friends with anyone who will talk to him. He asked Fred Phox to his face if he thought there was any chance his homosexuality was some kind of passing phase, and then went on with their interview just as amicably as it started. He lived in freak-central for a big chunk of adult life and had to be friendly with people who didn't share any of his values at all, so Balldo-man turning out to be a perverted heretic just puts him on the level of everybody he had to break bread with when he was still working in LA 30 years ago.

 

[Preacher ✝]

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Repent and embrace Christ.

 

[newuser131]

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continue drinking. do not change.

rekieta is a lost cause. he can not be fixed. besides, his decent into a lolcow is more entertaining than he was prior to the coomer story arc. if anything, rekieta need to accelerate his behavior.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If I were Nick, I wouldn’t be able to read these relatively recent posts without wanting to kill myself.



Well, he done fucked THAT up. What will Nick’s next career move be?

 

[Maude Snew]

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You see in when Nick was a young lad his mother sat him down and told him don't let the idiots win.

She had invented the hashtag many years before its time and no matter where they moved they had a big sign on the fridge that read #DLTIW to remind them of that. And this is why Nick has to get in the last word and can't just stop showing his entire ass in public, metaphorically and literally.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

Has Nick published his boot camp video? Didn't he promise it last weekend or am I misremembering? I saw some people talking about it but since then - nothing. I believe that at this point it's safe to add that to the list of broken promises. BTW, does anyone have that list handy? I seem to have misplaced mine, so would anyone here be so kind as to share it again. It's nice to keep things up-to-date.

Edit (no double-posting): rekietasisters, what's going on?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has Nick published his boot camp video?

No. He’s on vacation again. I’m surprised anyone actually expected him to break precedent and deliver on his promise.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Did Drex ever take down Monty’s GFM or is he refusing to like a petulant child?

 

[Das Kätzchen]

Did Drex ever take down Monty’s GFM or is he refusing to like a petulant child?

Still up.

 

[Sock Cucker]

Five words or less :

Get a job, loser

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Did he talk about how he dodged paying child support for so many years that it got sent to collections? That’s public record, docs ITT.

This is the first I've heard of this. Do we have the docs here?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did Drex ever take down Monty’s GFM or is he refusing to like a petulant child?

It’s not petulance, it’s retardation.

This is the first I've heard of this. Do we have the docs here?

Read the post you quoted.

 

[You gain Brouzouf]

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Stop drinking, stop cooming, Sneed

 

[LiquidKid]

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Alcohol isn’t worth it

If I were Nick, I wouldn’t be able to read these relatively recent posts without wanting to kill myself.

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Well, he done fucked THAT up. What will Nick’s next career move be?

These are giving me flashbacks to when Ralph was pretending to be humble during the St. Jude’s livestream, but this is certainly s bigger fall. It’s amazing just how much Nick lost in a single year… even if that year was somewhat artificially inflated by two major landmark trials that captured the entire nation and he just happened to be lucky to be in the right place at the right time

 

[Tackleberry]

I hate to be **that guy**, but calling Drex a slur is just giving him fodder to cherry pick and tweet out... personally I'd avoid it but to each their own

I'm black, i can call him that.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick: Destroying his own relationships and online career for a pedo.
Vito (Chris): Outted as a probable woman beater and lolicon hentai enjoyer.
Drex: Revealed to be a tranny chaser and deadbeat dad.
Sally:
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LMAO

Hey at least she is playing to her strengths unlike these other knuckleheads who seem to think they are smart.

It’s one thing to be thirsty enough to go to this zone with at least one married man. It’s yet a fucking other thing to do it on public Twitter while face doxing.

These people aren’t just retarded and pathetic, they’re utterly shameless.

Not so much. Susanna (she has been doxxed) managed to snag a divorced man who is much older than herself and her overcoming her own trauma by various mystical and new age remedies. Nick's show has 'saved' her and her marriage, helping her open up and start destigmatising sex and relationships to push back against the res pull narrative against women.

Enough jokes, she is a leathery old BPD wine mom who posts pictures for simp attention from old men on the internet and hosts watch parties of films to fill the time while Nick slacks and LOCALS is dead.

It's astounding that both Doug and Vic are still hanging around him with no qualms and no callouts. I mean Vic I sort of understand, he's got some serious infidelity problems himself, but Doug is to my knowledge a pretty straight-laced guy. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to knock some sense into Nick.

He's probably in the same boat as them, these clowns grift harder than a Baptist tele-evangelist.

I thought Doug was sincere becuase of his hot takes that seem to prevent him growing a very large audience, but I also thought Nick had some moral backbone.

The above explanations could be true, but I hold out a small hope... I liked his comics.

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Find Jesus; love your family.

Has Nick published his boot camp video? Didn't he promise it last weekend or am I misremembering? I saw some people talking about it but since then - nothing. I believe that at this point it's safe to add that to the list of broken promises.

No. Yes. Yes.

BTW, does anyone have that list handy? I seem to have misplaced mine, so would anyone here be so kind as to share it again. It's nice to keep things up-to-date.

We have has several attempts to construct one. I will try to compile one and save it in a .txt. Here is a start:

Spoiler: Broken promises

24 hour stream for 100k subscribers - never mentioned

Auction of WW custom knives - mentioned early Sep/ late July he might just give them to Vic

Rittenhouse superchats - never mentioned

Media channel and nerd content - abandoned after YT ban fuckery

Clip channel - what does Ryan thr Editor even do?

Legal education/term series - never mentioned again

Possible collaboration with Branca's legal courses - never mentioned

Twitch watch parties - abandoned

Twitch gaming streams - abandoned

Business deal in Seattle - never heard any response from those involved

Independant webhosting with Beard and investors - abandoned and never heard anything from those involved

'Producing so much content you cannot watch it all' - LMAO!

Hiring paralegals to find interesting cases ans do show research - never started, as far as I can tell

His DISCORD and all the 'I want to be there more' - abandoned

His LOCALS - abandoned

The 5k g(r)ift - abandoned because he is suddenly poor or something

His professional interview series - abandoned after 2 episodes

Big Brain panels - abandoned

Chad Dad panels - abandoned

Sex and Relationship content - (thankfully) abandoned

Adhering to his Rumble contract - probably I'm jeopardy, at least, to not meet the requirements

Plans to collaborate/interview with 'X' person - abandoned unless they are Dick, Vito, or Coomalot

'I'll go on anyone's shoe as long as I have the time. Size of the channel doesn't matter' - LMAO

'I an the same guy on screen as you see in real life. I don't lie' - LOL

Degeneracy Fridays - abandoned

Reaction Wednesdays - abandoned

Balldo review - too afraid to release

Channel merch - abandoned

'Colour of Law' colouring book - abandoned

LawTube Calendar - abandoned

'The Art of the Grift' SM how-to guide book - he has it all written in his head and just has to sit down and write it. His process is different than most people. He sorts it out in his head, then just writes. (Yes, he said this)

His shroom inspired comic - abandoned

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The spook is spooked: Not content to go scorched earth on his own Discord and set traps for traitors, Drexel got his slampig baby mama to delete her Instagram account late yesterday. The account, @vintageauntie, was connected to her “full-time” secondhand clothing sales operation.

Luckily I’d grabbed a local archive of her photos beforehand, since I had a feeling skeered Drexel would beg her to go DFE after he did. I’ll try to save all the best gems for when someone writes the OP for Drexel’s own thread.

In the meantime, this is the woman Drexel saw and thought, “Sheeeeit! That bitch be a 10 out of…however fractions work.” Follow Drexel’s guidance and you too might get to fall in love with and impregnate a beaut like this:



I guess I’d go my own way too if this was the set of holes I’d ended up with. Drexel kept her hidden for a few years, so he likely thought nobody would find out this was his one that got away and mother of his daughter. I’d imagine it feels bad, man.

I sure hope none of Drexel’s NGTOW followers were dumb enough to paypig him for advice on how to slam “high-quality box” (or on proper OPSEC).

 

[oh no its pipkun]

You can pay 4-500 dollars for high class trim, wtf is that goblin lookin ass worth? i couldn't brag about that to my boys holyshit

 

[Das Kätzchen]

Here is a start

Thank you, much appreciated.

That's... Wow. Where to begin...
I understand making plans and failing, that's not unheard of, but this list is only going to grow. Didn't expect the boot camp videos to ever materialize, was correct. I guess Nick took his spiel about "you just show up and money comes out, easiest job on the planet!" a bit too literally - and he fumbled even that. If there's one thing Nick's consistent in it's failing.

His vacations remind me of Ralph's trip to Vegas and other cities to gamble. Crazy levels of alcohol consumption to boot, degeneracy both sexual and overall, getting MatI and beefing with Josh, bragging about his perceived successes... I'm not a fan of remakes usually but this storyline could develop in a different and interesting direction.

 

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You can pay 4-500 dollars for high class trim, wtf is that goblin lookin ass worth? i couldn't brag about that to my boys holyshit

Someone needs to let the incels know about these 4 dollar prosties.

But for real, that woman has the face of a bullfrog.