Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

Make sure to give the breasts enough space when they go into the oven or they might stick together as they rise.

Jesus christ. And the nip nops, that's not even chameleon or marty feldman eyes, they're like a fable about Orpheus(obiously on the left, that one is on a mission) and Eurydice having to crab walk back to back out of hades.
 
Mild example but Dane Cook looked like dough.
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He went from typical white guy to idk, half Asian? Them eyes though...
 
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Sophie Turner got BOGGED
Pure sin. She was perfectly fine before.

People rail on Emilia Clarke for looking "old" for having laugh lines and surviving a brain aneurysm but holy shit. Sophie is several years younger than her and she looks awful.

Cate Blanchett is in her fifties and looks better wtf
 
deliberately making yourself physically weak and dependent on others just so you look pretty has disturbing similarities to things like anorexia.
I think cosmetic surgery, transition, etc, by and large for women is a form of self-harm stemming from the same wellspring as anorexia, bulemia, orthorexia, etc. It's all just "I'm going to whittle away at my impure flesh until an arbitrary end date" then spoiler alert; the feelings don't go away even when the arbitrary end goal has been met, so they just whittle themselves into nothing. Surgical procedures are just unique in that they require an outside source, but with those medical ghouls who are willing to do whatever so long as you pay them haunting women's social media spaces, it's getting more common.

If cosmetic surgery wasn't based on making you pretty but making you comfortable/healthy (like removing big cysts and rhinophyma and fixing fucked up teeth, stuff like that,) I bet it'd have a more gender neutral slant. Maybe that's just the feminist conspiracy theory angle, but y'know. Stopped clocks and all.
 
by and large for women is a form of self-harm stemming from the same wellspring as anorexia, bulemia, orthorexia,
I think that's the case for some people. Self harm and body dysmorphia definitely exist (and let's not forget normal people who just get their nose de-witchified but otherwise leave it alone and nobody can tell they had surgery), but there's another interesting angle.
I forgot in which thread, but I read a post by someone who explained that really ugly and obvious plastic surgery serves as an in-group signifier among certain (wealthy) circles. So plastic surgery would not be done because it actually makes anyone look better, but because it is the "done thing" in whatever group these people move in.
For them it's their version of something like this:
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Having individualized plastic surgery that subtly enhances their features and is undetectable to anyone but experts would entirely defeat the point of getting it for those people.
 
I forgot in which thread, but I read a post by someone who explained that really ugly and obvious plastic surgery serves as an in-group signifier among certain (wealthy) circles. So plastic surgery would not be done because it actually makes anyone look better, but because it is the "done thing" in whatever group these people move in.
For them it's their version of something like this:
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Having individualized plastic surgery that subtly enhances their features and is undetectable to anyone but experts would entirely defeat the point of getting it for those people.
That’s a really interesting thought. Another point there is that one of the contributing factors to being ugly/obvious is having multiple surgeries done, and in those crowds, procedures go through trends. I’m sure more than one person at the moment is in the position where they’re getting their cheek fat removed not necessarily because they hate their cheek fat, but because getting it removed is the thing to have done right now.
 
It's a wealth signifier, it's showing that you can afford to pay someone to fuck your shit up, and you can afford to take time out of work and have people look after you until you recover. When (private) healthcare's expensive, it's a flex that you can get procedures you don't even need.
 
I just don't know... but it certainly belongs in this thread. Send your Islamic Content ratings to @Margo Martindale who I stole the picture from.
Fuck me I'm so tired of seeing Kardashianesque bodies and makeup and fashion and everything else attacched to that god forsaken family. Curse on their mother for selling her daughter's sextapes in exchange for fame and curse the whole world for giving them the attention they so crave.
 

Not technically surgery, nor necessarily shitty in terms of how the results look, but still pretty horrifying to me, as something of a muscle sperg. Like, maybe I can get that you don't like how your upper traps look, or maybe they even cause you neck pain, but getting rid of them weakens you on most pulling and carrying movements (before we even mention the fact that most women are dyels to start with, lol).
You know, i read about a lot of retarded things happening in the world on the daily but "blasting botox in your traps to make them smaller" is some real top-shelf, grade A retardation. Good Lord.
I just don't know... but it certainly belongs in this thread. Send your Islamic Content ratings to @Margo Martindale who I stole the picture from.
Saw this picture earlier, the bolt-ons are horrible but i think what they did to the middle section, around the stomach and all, is impressive from a craftmanship perspective. Money for nothing though, can't get healthy eating- and workout habits via surgery, i am really curious how long this'll hold up until it's back like the "Before" picture, sans tits.
 
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You know, i read about a lot of retarded things happening in the world on the daily but "blasting botox in your traps to make them smaller" is some real top-shelf, grade A retardation. Good Lord.
I lolled when reading about that in this thread then told a lady about that lunacy. She didn't know the procedure existed and now she wants it. wtf...
 
I lolled when reading about that in this thread then told a lady about that lunacy. She didn't know the procedure existed and now she wants it. wtf...
The whole commercial plastic surgery industry is just a racket to con insecure women into fixing perceived beauty flaws, supported by the entertainment industry, which always seems to propagate the most retarded new looks, see buccal fat removal or those baboon ass lip fillers. I am convinced it is mostly a con, also doctors who facilitate women becoming those bimbofication monstrosities should have their medical licenses revoked, they're clearly preying on the mentally unsound.
 
I lolled when reading about that in this thread then told a lady about that lunacy. She didn't know the procedure existed and now she wants it. wtf...
You’d be surprised how many women get botox, even ones you know. I’m still surprised whenever men say “she’s beautiful even without makeup” about women who are obviously wearing makeup. It’s just different worlds.
 
You’d be surprised how many women get botox, even ones you know. I’m still surprised whenever men say “she’s beautiful even without makeup” about women who are obviously wearing makeup. It’s just different worlds.
The amount of botox'd, lip-filler'd young women i see on the daily is insane, a lot of them so young i ask myself "whyever the fuck would you need botox?!".
The only person that I really noticed it on was a lady I know that went a bit overboard with it since she's running a botox/filler/whatever clinic.
kek, whatever happened to "Don't get high on your own supply"? :story:
 
You’d be surprised how many women get botox, even ones you know. I’m still surprised whenever men say “she’s beautiful even without makeup” about women who are obviously wearing makeup. It’s just different worlds.
This amuses me too. She’s so natural! And you can see she’s got a significant amount of makeup on. I wonder if the artificial look is so overboard now that seeing the sharpie eyebrows / orange tan/ ironed hair: duck pout is just what’s expected.
I don’t really have an issue with subtle stuff, a bit of Botox is fine. Never had any myself but I guess if you don’t immediately think ‘had work done’ then the work is well done
 
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