Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

AMHOLIO said:
I think Kevin's consoooom is getting to me. I'm feeling a little sick, in addition to the sickness from the Zoomer posting. I might have turned into a plastic doll ("action figure") myself.

I was hoping the Zoomer joke was all trans people either end up fat, lazy, or disabled and everyone rode scooty puffs. If you're confused on Zoomer age cutoffs like I was, refer below. Note, gen alpha usually starts at 2010 at a "fully digital age", so subtract those. Still WAY too many childrens.
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Ye Gods, Kevin is the worst faggot I have seen. He's trying to be some kind of "girl" with horrifying attempts at ribald humor mixed with retail therapy. All he is instead is a balding man with no humor, no dick, and no idea of what to do with his wasted life. I can't wait for the troon suicide wave. They keep promising it's going to happen, yet nothing.
 
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Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Oh ffs. I don’t think many of us will be able to handle the influx of KevKev’s fake titty pics after his “top surgery” this fall. You just know he’s gonna be whipping them out all the time, onlookers be damned.
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I'm sure they'll resemble Ms Garrison's tits.
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stupid frog said:
Do you think Kevin has the same wallet he did as a dude too? I bet he has a Transformers velcro wallet.

@Godchu It's more the fact that a "real" "bimbo" "slut" wouldn't be caught dead with such a thing.
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I think a garish pink My Little Pony wallet.
Of course now, it is faded, dusty and frayed, with the Velcro worn and a few battered pride stickers.

Off topic, but who still carries a wallet?
I have a phone case wallet with two cards and my ID in it, so I don’t carry a “wallet” wallet.

Sweden is practically cashless, especially in the cities, and my Apple Watch does the blip thing, so I don’t even get my “wallet” out anymore.
 
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>400 hours in a Pokémon game

The worst part is that it's Legends: Arceus, the most stripped down and content-lite of all the recent Pokémon games. I had basically 100% completion on that game in a lot less than 400 hours, and there's no battle or trading network to extend replayability. I literally cannot imagine how he could possibly want to replay this game for 400 hours.
 
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Chuck McGill said:
>400 hours in a Pokémon game

The worst part is that it's Legends: Arceus, the most stripped down and content-lite of all the recent Pokémon games. I had basically 100% completion on that game in a lot less than 400 hours, and there's no battle or trading network to extend replayability. I literally cannot imagine how he could possibly want to replay this game for 400 hours.
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With something like Scarlet/Violet I could at least understand, since I personally racked up a lot of hours just letting the game idle while I collected eggs, but Legends: Arceus? What is he even doing in it? Shiny hunting?
 
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I lived in a shitty little rental for 10 years, sweating and saving for my first house, all I could afford was another shitty little places thats gonna take more blood, sweat, tears and cash over the next year to make it nice.

Kevin has sat on his ass tweeting for the last 7 years and gets a finished basement full of toys.

I'm going to legally change my middle name to MATI next week.
 
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James Howlett said:
I lived in a shitty little rental for 10 years, sweating and saving for my first house, all I could afford was another shitty little places thats gonna take more blood, sweat, tears and cash over the next year to make it nice.

Kevin has sat on his ass tweeting for the last 7 years and gets a finished basement full of toys.

I'm going to legally change my middle name to MATI next week.
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>You still have your cock (or were born a woman and have all those parts)
>You have a job and can provide for yourself
>You likely can drive or are in a situation where you can transport yourself
>You do not have 3-4 smelly eunuchs as girlfriends, nor do you live with 2 utterly paranoid people
>You're not trapped by your choices
>You likely look better than Kevin

It blows, but don't forget all you have to be thankful for.
 
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fishercat said:
With something like Scarlet/Violet I could at least understand, since I personally racked up a lot of hours just letting the game idle while I collected eggs, but Legends: Arceus? What is he even doing in it? Shiny hunting?
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He catches all the Pokemon, his Pokemon Bank has a living dex. I don't know if he does it for each game or what, since having the Pokemon Bank negates having to do a living dex every game?? I barely understand this crap to begin with.
 
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James Howlett said:
I lived in a shitty little rental for 10 years, sweating and saving for my first house, all I could afford was another shitty little places thats gonna take more blood, sweat, tears and cash over the next year to make it nice.

Kevin has sat on his ass tweeting for the last 7 years and gets a finished basement full of toys.

I'm going to legally change my middle name to MATI next week.
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Kevin is not a free person. He is enslaved by plastic dolls, the corpses of his childhood. On top of this, he is utterly dependent on others. If his eunuch boyfriends dump him, he could end up homeless. You may as well be jealous of federal prisoners for getting three hots and a cot.
 
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James Howlett said:
I lived in a shitty little rental for 10 years, sweating and saving for my first house, all I could afford was another shitty little places thats gonna take more blood, sweat, tears and cash over the next year to make it nice.

Kevin has sat on his ass tweeting for the last 7 years and gets a finished basement full of toys.

I'm going to legally change my middle name to MATI next week.
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AMHOLIO said:
>You still have your cock (or were born a woman and have all those parts)
>You have a job and can provide for yourself
>You likely can drive or are in a situation where you can transport yourself
>You do not have 3-4 smelly eunuchs as girlfriends, nor do you live with 2 utterly paranoid people
>You're not trapped by your choices
>You likely look better than Kevin

It blows, but don't forget all you have to be thankful for.
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GethPrime said:
Kevin is not a free person. He is enslaved by plastic dolls, the corpses of his childhood. On top of this, he is utterly dependent on others. If his eunuch boyfriends dump him, he could end up homeless. You may as well be jealous of federal prisoners for getting three hots and a cot.
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Don't forget, you (and federal prisoners) can have sex. Kevin does not. Ever. I don't know how it's possible but even if you stick a penis in Kevin's mouth similar to how homosexuals do no form of sex will happen. For everyone else, even corpses, this remains oral sex but not when Kevin does it. The laws of the universe have bent around Kevin (possibly to avoid his forehead) fundamentally changing localized reality. This isn't me just saying this, this is legit science using like quantum telescopes and shit. And if you disagree, you're a non-queer so shut up. You can't even understand queer science.
 
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