Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Well, you are what you eat.

So he probably didn't act like a nigger with a brake light out at a traffic stop until after he started grinding black children into pepperoni?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

So he probably didn't act like a nigger with a brake light out at a traffic stop until after he started grinding black children into pepperoni?

He does act remarkably like a perfect cross between a 75IQ nigger and a pompous midwit in equal but seamless proportions.

It's like a bad remake of that X-files episode "Our Town" except instead of prion disease it's nigger meat that causes the degeneration, and it's only Pat, not an entire town, being impacted.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He does act remarkably like a perfect cross between a 75IQ nigger and a pompous midwit in equal but seamless proportions.

It's like a bad remake of that X-files episode "Our Town" except instead of prion disease it's nigger meat that causes the degeneration, and it's only Pat, not an entire town, being impacted.

No child, Pat is not affected by a degenerative encephalopathy caused by grinding down the missing children of local Basketball Americans to make sausages. Those are your delusions, once again stalker.

Enjoy Prion.

 

[AGPinochet]

Many and more have discussed Fatrick's usage of black chidren to make Niggereroni but what has not been discussed is that he uses their bones to make flour, which is then turned into Niggatoni pasta.

 

[TurboNAS]

What baffles me is why after 43 times they haven't come up with a system where they just call first

Patrick loves to muddy the waters here. The police have been called to his address a bunch of times. They have shown up in force a few of those times. There’s many other instances where their police blotter documents them calling, leaving a card in Patrick’s mailbox, and otherwise not going in guns blazing. Patrick hates telling the truth on twitter so he calls every one of these encounters a SWATing.

He doesn’t even have a Technicality Tomlinson excuse here, he’s straight up lying about the police interactions for pity points on Xitter.

 

[AnOminous]

What baffles me is why after 43 times they haven't come up with a system where they just call first, it seems when Daddy Jim and Balldo Man and the like were getting SWATed they quickly came to an arrangement with the cops that they would just call first.

I don't know why they don't just come up with a policy where if some streamer gets SWATted, they can't just fucking click the url to their stream to see they aren't holding hostages and shooting people. Fucking retarded boomers.

 

[Something Awful]

If my wife went mental like Piggy is, I’d do those three things in that order. Also, isn’t her business “Posts By Ghost” based on improving the online look of a person or business?

I think it's some kind of SEO business, basically writing white noise articles that are absolutely worthless to humans but improve your Google rank. SEO people are the lowest-tier marketing scum, and that's saying something.

 

[AnOminous]

Did Fatrick ever get convicted for threatening to kill his first, smarter wife and their unborn child? If he did, then he is probably flagged as a domestic abuser so the police are unable to not respond.

Yes but his nolo plea was to disorderly conduct so it is technically not a DV conviction, which is why he is still allowed to own guns. That said I'm sure they know exactly what he did and have him flagged as the kind of piece of shit he is. His insane interactions with them have probably also not inclined them to have a special policy for him, because he is in fact exactly the kind of nut who might murder his wife some day.

Fucking lol there is no way I'm gonna believe an Irishman trying to sell me "Ocean Aged" Whiskey.
No offense to the Irish, half my family are from the Old Country but that's why I know a blag when I hear one.

If you wanted something "oceany" it would seem to make more sense to age it in barrels made from old ship hulls.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Pat no doubt sucked the oxygen out of every room even as a child (child). So Kyle probably benefited from loony Mama Raven focusing all her attention on Pat. I shudder to think what favors she had to give to keep Pat enrolled in school despite his inability to get anything higher than a D even in his remedial classes.

You think Pat answered his school bullies (there were obviously more than a few) like he does answer atalker's on Twitter nowadays? It's a shame that no old school aquaintances of his ever surfaced with some insider info.

Pat went to a bar last night with the specific plan to drink for free. The Jets lost so he had to pay his tab, it made multiple news stories:

https://twitter.com/ajbayatpour/status/1701452703224709173?s=46&t=MvDuTjoSEk2TS8Al3_7K7w

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He is all over the broadcasts. The funsters keep finding more.

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lel, look at his apprehensive stare in that last picture! He absolutely knows the pests would have a field day with this.

 

[AnOminous]

You think Pat answered his school bullies (there were obviously more than a few) like he does answer atalker's on Twitter nowadays?

No. Because he still has teeth. I bet he shut his whore mouth.

 

[FinnSven]

If you wanted something "oceany" it would seem to make more sense to age it in barrels made from old ship hulls.

Probably would be too salty, and that would ruin it. Salty whiskey sounds bad.

 

[Meat Target]

Salty whiskey sounds bad.

I mean, that's basically what tequila is. Pat should just drink that, since he desperately wishes he wasn't a boring white guy.

 

[The Feline Solution]

That sounds like some sick shit.

Anyone who thinks and, worse, actually NEEDS, someone to tell him there's "nothing wrong with him" has some SERIOUS shit wrong with him.

Nobody in the world has "nothing wrong with them."

It sounds like something outta some shitty rom-com chick flick and also like something the male lead would say to the female protagonist. Patty telling on himself again.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

How Pat and Niki got together

As the pests point out (archive), this Sunday was the anniversary of Pat and Niki's one-night-stand that led to them settling for each other.

He's overshared about it on social media in the past:

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(Screenshots from the above-mentioned OnA thread.)

The real kicker though? This took place in Septempber 2011, right in the middle of Pat and Adrienne's messy divorce.
A funster put together a more complete timeline than the one I posted earlier in this thread:

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It seems that Pat's narcissistic injury from being cucked by Adrienne (and ratted out by Rona over his death threat) was so severe, that he went out and fucked the first willing uggo low-self-esteem non-binary drunk chick he managed to pick up at some bar, to reestablish his sexual dominance.

And then he just stayed with her.
And married her 6 years later, in 2017.

The whole "tell me [...] there was nothing wrong with me" thing, though, also suggests that Niki may share more blame for Pat leaning into his bizarre personality disorders and becoming the lolcow he is, than generally assumed.

>unironic mistakes into miracles

You gotta be kidding me.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Two walking chemical cocktails commingling
what can possibly go wrong?

 

[AnOminous]

Probably would be too salty, and that would ruin it. Salty whiskey sounds bad.

I'm not sure. It might have a similar impact as peat in scotch. Someone should try it and see.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Wood is vapour permeable… but yeah, it’s totally a gimmick.

https://vinepair.com/articles/ocean-aged-whiskey/

I think the gimmick is more about the temperature and humidity change but people like brewzle don't recommend the whiskey

 

[AN/ALR56]

How Pat and Niki got together

As the pests point out (archive), this Sunday was the anniversary of Pat and Niki's one-night-stand that led to them settling for each other.

He's overshared about it on social media in the past:

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(Screenshots from the above-mentioned OnA thread.)

The real kicker though? This took place in Septempber 2011, right in the middle of Pat and Adrienne's messy divorce.
A funster put together a more complete timeline than the one I posted earlier in this thread:

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It seems that Pat's narcissistic injury from being cucked by Adrienne (and ratted out by Rona over his death threat) was so severe, that he went out and fucked the first willing uggo low-self-esteem non-binary drunk chick he managed to pick up at some bar, to reestablish his sexual dominance.

And then he just stayed with her.
And married her 6 years later, in 2017.

The whole "tell me [...] there was nothing wrong with me" thing, though, also suggests that Niki may share more blame for Pat leaning into his bizarre personality disorders and becoming the lolcow he is, than generally assumed.

A bar romp turned into a desperate marriage was exactly how Barb and Bob conceived Chris and then married afterwards.
Imagine a offspring of Patrick and Nikki?
I fucking hope First name Last name Tomlinson is never brought into existence.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You think Pat answered his school bullies (there were obviously more than a few) like he does answer atalker's on Twitter nowadays?

Pat barely attended school often enough to graduate. He missed five weeks of school annually during both his and sophomore years (23.5 days freshman year, 24 days sophomore year). I don’t recall the next two years but he didn’t turn over a new leaf. Pat was hiding at home from all the boys and girls he was terrified of.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

...it's in a fucking sealed barrel. The fuck does the air outside the barrel have to do with anything?

Yes the barrel is sealed but that doesn't mean air does not enter. Go look up Angel's share. And as the barrel doesn't implode over the loss of ethanol air does enter.

The oceanside status will effect the changes in temperature and those are gonna be different than more inland.