Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I don’t know about you guys but if I had the choice between drinking bud light at a bar all alone or spending quality time with my wife at home, I would choose my wife any day of the week. I adore my wife and enjoy spending time with her, especially when we’ve both been at work all day. If I feel like a drink I’ll just pour myself a whiskey and make my wife a gin and bam, quality time as a couple.
 
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Homofascism said:
I don’t know about you guys but if I had the choice between drinking bud light at a bar all alone or spending quality time with my wife at home, I would choose my wife any day of the week. I adore my wife and enjoy spending time with her, especially when we’ve both been at work all day. If I feel like a drink I’ll just pour myself a whiskey and make my wife a gin and bam, quality time as a couple.
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Pat's wife is the type of woman who (presumably) willingly marries someone like Pat. It's no wonder Pat wants to stay away from her.
 
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Eternal Gopnik said:
Pat's wife is the type of woman who (presumably) willingly marries someone like Pat. It's no wonder Pat wants to stay away from her.
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I think this is the root cause of a lot of bad relationships. On some deep level even someone as delusional as Pat understands what a useless pig he is, so he can't possibly respect someone who would choose to live with him.
 
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lindsayfan said:
pat... pat... who's that parked outside your half-hovel ??
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too slow, faggot! BLAM
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I could totally see Fat walking around in his Captain America shirt, stopping and looking at people at shouting "CHILD!" while hurling silver dinosaur toys at them. A really fat version of this guy.

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AN/ALR56 said:
A bar romp turned into a desperate marriage was exactly how Barb and Bob conceived Chris and then married afterwards.
Imagine a offspring of Patrick and Nikki?
I fucking hope First name Last name Tomlinson is never brought into existence.
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I could see them being one of those couples who decide not to have children because of "overpopulation" and "the environment" whne in reality they are too selfish to do anything but buy lego and get drunk all day.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Fucking lol there is no way I'm gonna believe an Irishman trying to sell me "Ocean Aged" Whiskey. :story:
No offense to the Irish, half my family are from the Old Country but that's why I know a blag when I hear one.
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AutoClownMaker said:
Yes the barrel is sealed but that doesn't mean air does not enter. Go look up Angel's share. And as the barrel doesn't implode over the loss of ethanol air does enter.

The oceanside status will effect the changes in temperature and those are gonna be different than more inland.
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The "Ocean Aging" is a bit of a gimmick, but there is some science and logic behind it besides sounding cool for marketing.

Part of whiskey's maturation process is it permeating in and out of the charred oak of the barrel, exchanging flavonoid and aromatic compounds, sugars from the wood etc. There are multiple mechanics of this, dissolving the wood that its in contact with on the surface is the most obvious. Whiskey is clear/white when its first made. The longer its in the wood the more of these compounds it picks up, and prolonged aging increases the character.

But there is a bit more to the surface contact and that is the extent the whiskey is absorbed into the wood itself, and squeezed out. This is impacted by the atmospheric conditions the barrel itself is in. In the summer in Kentucky its humid, and hot during the day, and cools down at night. Then for prolonged periods in the winter its cold and dry. These changes push the whiskey in and out through the wood of the barrel. These storage houses are not generally airconditioned.

When the barrel is shoved into a container and put aboard a container ship it goes through these atmospheric changes numerous times as the vessel goes from tropical to mild climates etc. This ages the whiskey more rapidly than sitting in a warehouse in Kentucky. Also there is likely physical agitation as the ship sloshes the barrels constantly.

Does this moron know any of this? No. "The air is different" and he pays the premium price not knowing wtf he's buying or talking about.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Slander and calumny. Patrick was a real life tough guy even back then. When the kindergarten girls called him a fatty poop head, he only cried for three hours!
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Pat was a child cage fighter who put other fourth graders in the hospital. He says it so it must be true!

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Related: Pat hacked Ritalin to level up his elementary school backward black diamond skiing performance. He says it so it must be true!

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Ok so in roughly twenty minutes, fat shat out the following mass childing

Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison Enjoy prison, stalker. No, stalker. I didn't, and never was. Enjoy prison. $0, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. I have no criminal history, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. We didn't. And no, stalker. I never did. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I wasn't, and didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. We lost $0. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't, and wasn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't, and wasn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. Lost $0, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't, and wasn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. Lost $0, stalker. Enjoy prison. The Russian MOD has already confirmed the attack and the loss, child. Hush now. Neither are true, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't, and wasn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. I have no crimes against anyone, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. Paid him $0, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. We paid him nothing. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. No, stalker. I didn't. Enjoy prison. Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. Enjoy prison. My count is much higher than that, stalker. Yours never will be. It's why you're so angry and frustrated. It's what's causing you to act out this way, and why you're headed for prison. Enjoy. She's not going to stay with you when you go to prison, stalker. You are not my little brother, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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AnOminous said:
Unfortunately it doesn't even exist any more. If it did, though, drinking it would be gayer than drinking semen.
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Excuse YOU. Pat has a lot of friends who drink eat cum, he’ll have you know.

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Pat sees nothing wrong with posting gratuitously about cum on social media.

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TL;DR Pat is a faggot.
 
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AnOminous said:
I don't know why they don't just come up with a policy where if some streamer gets SWATted, they can't just fucking click the url to their stream to see they aren't holding hostages and shooting people. Fucking retarded boomers.
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That's exactly what I was thinking. It would take someone all of 30 seconds to check they're live and not have waste resources on a call. If they're not live, phone them. Then if there's no answer maybe send someone or people out.
Seems pretty simple.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
That's exactly what I was thinking. It would take someone all of 30 seconds to check they're live and not have waste resources on a call. If they're not live, phone them. Then if there's no answer maybe send someone or people out.
Seems pretty simple.
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Simple is never easy when you’re dealing with a bureaucracy.

Personally I think it’s only right that cops attend the hovel after every call and confirm Niki’s safe before leaving. Pat has a conviction for threatening to murder his previous wife and their unborn baby. He hasn’t earned the benefit of the doubt.
 
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
I could see them being one of those couples who decide not to have children because of "overpopulation" and "the environment" whne in reality they are too selfish to do anything but buy lego and get drunk all day.
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It's sort of the opposite of Idiocracy in that utterly unfit parents choose not to reproduce.
 
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