Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Not caught up to the thread yet, I'm listening to Nick's show from last night and while there a few things I wanna laugh about there is one in particular I just heard. He compared himself to Jesus saying, "I actually hang out with the broken people of society, like Jesus" right after ranting about the Christian conservative right. Lol

Also he drank like half a bottle of whiskey last night or something close to it, and even slurred out "I haven't been drinking this much lately but it's for you guys"

 

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This nigger is unraveling holy shit, I have a feeling this event is going to be quite the spectacle. No wife or lame ass kids there to hold you back, GO HARD NICK.

 

[not william stenchever]

Yeah, but I don't think Drinker actually needs FNT, does he? The dude has a pretty successful channel on his own. He could tell Nerdrotic to go fuck himself, and I don't think he could do a goddamn thing about it. I would think Nerdodic's blacklist thing only works on smaller creators.

Almost two gold play buttons:

I will often watch Drinker's videos as he puts them out but I've never watched one of his livestreams. I imagine a large portion of his audience is like that.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Kevin Brennan and his crowd mercilessly clown her for this

who's Kevin's crowd? boomers who can't fill even a quarter of the room?

TBF, Mayr has a show with pornstars on Cumia's network, a podcast, the Simpcast Sunday show and a presumably successful road comic circuit.

Kevin Brennan was hanging around Cumia's set for 100$ pity bucks until he chimped out a year ago.

Chrissie accused Pat Dixon (Ethan Ralph associate) of rape about a decade ago and straight up destroyed him in the NYC comedy community.

Mayr was also running some sort of leftist comedy night on Long Island until she became excommunicated from her own crowd around the time of COVID and meeting Cumia.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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This reminds me of Hasselhoffs burger video. We are rapidly approaching rock bottom for Nick in terms of his functioning as an adult.

https://youtu.be/pqPoREAM9ZM?si=_6pbuk2gtT_nioYs

 

[SpergioLeonne]

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He looks like John Macafee-lite. Too bad he doesn’t have the balls to marry a hooker and move to Belize to swim in a pool full of cocaine

 

[Not Even Twice]

I will often watch Drinker's videos as he puts them out but I've never watched one of his livestreams. I imagine a large portion of his audience is like that.

I watched his interviews with celebs of varying degrees, the Russel Crowe one was rather vanilla (not sure what I expected there), but I enjoyed the streams with the director of The Descent and Dog Soldiers and that lady who played a small part in Event Horizon.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Is he going to release a gross sex tape and get his ass kicked in Portugal now too?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Just when I think I couldn't be more embarassed and sad for his children he goes and does this.

 

[JamusActimus]

Nick is awakening his sharingan and using kamui on the camera

 

[Mister Dongs]

TenNapel and Camelot both separately posted a photo with Rekieta on the same day yesterday.

Check Rekieta's Twitter timeline.

If Cecil is with Camelot, he's made it to wherever Rekieta and TenNapel are.

Weird, and I haven't seen any mention from Dick or Vito about the Nashville Balldo Bash on their timelines
Maybe I had it backwards and it's Vito and Dick that didn't go to save Rackets' skin.

 

[Potatoherder]

It's kind of sad that he clearly hates his audience and wants to stop but knows he can't. Maybe mommy and daddy have made it clear he won't get a bail out this time.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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Fun fact: He is wearing the Balldo in the hot tub

 

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Is he going to release a gross sex tape and get his ass kicked in Portugal now too?

He's joked many times about starting an OnlyFans, if he continues on his current trajectory, I can see it happening.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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This is not going to exactly ameliorate those concerns about Parkinson’s or some other neurological diagnosis.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

With the amount of money that he earned you'd assume he would at least do coke and put on a good show, but no, instead you get a dopey alcoholic cruising from one infected hot tub to the next. He does have an obligation to put on a decent show for the the retards giving him money. Even when doing a dumb online show your aim should be towards being as productive as possible.
I hope he put money on the side for his kids already, because it's only downhill now.
He really looks like a man who needs a purpose in life, his marriage is cucked, his show on a downward trajectory and his friends are not either fucking his wife or equally degenerate.
Now would be the time to either fix things or for him to become acquainted with true misery.
He can cope however he wants but the decline between 2021-22 is obvious and sad.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He compared himself to Jesus saying, "I actually hang out with the broken people of society, like Jesus" right after ranting about the Christian conservative right. Lol

I was excited to mock his heresy religious streams, but now I worry it might just be drivel nor worthy of a retort. I do not feel obligated to respond to the homeless man shouting about the flat Earth because he has a takeout box stuck to his show, and no one takes himself seriously.

As much as Nick said he wanted to help Ralph (and more recently and faectitiously get Null a woman) it seems that Nick is taking the exact same turn down as Ralph. Ralph eventually got to a point where I could jot laugh at him anymore, and Nick is moving in that direction right quick.

 

[Harm]

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Damn. Watching this, I go back and forth between pity and contempt. Seeing any man in this state is upsetting, especially one with several young children. All the same, he did it to himself. Beyond pathetic and insanely selfish to put the kids through a future of a debilitated elderly drunkard for a father.

He compared himself to Jesus

Yep, called it a day or two ago. The egotistical psycho sees himself as a modern day Jesus figure.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

If Rackets were to go to AA and attempt to stop this bender, do you think he could redeem himself? Or is he too far gone ala Ralph?

 

[Geared Chris]

Stream Highlights Sept. 13: New Mexico Governor Gets Blocked on Guns, Jack Smith Takes an L on Trump, Florida Questions New Jab Rumble here. *​

Grade C+ Uncomfortable by his own admission due to location (AirB&B in Nashville) & streaming via laptop. Several tech glitches. Seemed sober to start, then went to Dickle Tennesee Reserve ($250/bottle) - drank 2/3 of bottle in 3 hours. Prepared with topics that were largely lame - 'gov't sucks' refrain. Balding alert:


"I wanna say 'faggot' from minute one" - Nick Rekieta
"The political opponent to the regime in power should actually be effectively above the law. They should be able to rape a burglar." - Nick Rekieta re Trump [said unironically]
"I'm the least racist person I know." - Nick Rekieta [again, unironically]

Nashville
- Kayla and Nick drove there on Monday. AirB&B is near the Interstate, hot tub on the roof
- Tues: Went to Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper show with Coomalot, Doug TenNaple + "personal friends"
- Thurs [today]: "May" fit in a quick stream before dinner
- Friday: Plans to host a daydrink brunch with fans, there will be no show
- Sat/Nashville show: Drex, Masterson, Kurt, and Branca WILL be on stage, Cecil will NOT be on stage but will be in the audience, Doug TenNaple may be in the audience, still attempting to figure out how to livestream it [It's obvious Cecil is refusing to be on stage due to the Masterson/July issues]
- Likely won't stream Monday because they'll be driving home and in a hotel

Contract
- Up for renewal in Jan.
- Plans to renegotiate to go to Rumble exclusively because he hates the YT-to-Rumble switch and the soft stories he has to start with on YT
- Current contract requires him to do at least 1 hour on YT
- Will be fine giving up the YT Superchats
- Plans to do prerecorded content only on YT after renegotiation
[He didn't seem at all concerned about the renewal or getting his way "because most of my audience is on Rumble anyway"]

Drama/Personal
- Said Null and Drex can sort out their own issues. It won't be happening on his stream.
- Ranted abt Coomalot being permanently banned from Xwitter for the rape joke
- He pays $2200/month for family health insurance
- Apologized for not streaming regularly but he has people to see and things to do

Spoiler: Content & Chat

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Content
- Excited that sex work is being normalized
- Claimed that the gentleness of men is more powerful because of their propensity for violence

1) New Mexico Gun ban, article here.
-"Emergency exceptions" will suspend all our rights despite being unconstitutional
- 300M guns in America yet only 35K/yr killed is small bc many are suicides and domestic disputes [ahem]
- Gangs are the problem, not legal gun owners
- "Chief of Police Association can lick my taint" and "fuck off"
2) Jack Smith, article here.
- He's the Special Prosecutor but his primary job is to "disrupt the campaign [Trump's]"
3) Florida advising against new COVID vaccine, article here.
- If u get the vax you're a cuck - unironic
- "The vax is way more dangerous than COVID"
- "No virus can make me listen to the government."

Chat
- JessicaReloaded argued with someone in chat about whether Kurt was inappropriate with her at AM - she denies he was, but admits he was "awkward"
- Xino and Sally78 joined JessicaReloaded with some quality attention-whoring
- Mermaid kept contacting Nick and Nick finally just said he'd get in touch with her after the show
- PaddyLeather whined about Kurt and Runkle's mods banning people from chats
- Threw some shade at DSPGaming bc he wants him to cover something Nick doesn't care abt
- Chat had to remind Nick that he was banned from YT a year ago

* Timestamps lacking bc I lost a draft of this.
Edit: Spelling of Doug's name, etc