Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[he who has thus come/gone]

iz Fong-Jones advertises the Washington Post hitpiece on LinkedIn.
https://archive.ph/xbhN5

https://archive.ph/vo2oU

Bro just admitted he tortiously interfered with a business relationship as if that wasn't a standard tort detailed in multiple fucking editions of the Restatement of Torts. What a fucking retard. I hope @Null can find a decent lawyer because I don't know how it gets easier to assert a cause of action than this.

 

[LGHDR+]

You did Google a favor.

@LGHDR+
There's a free one out there, but it really sucks.

The paid version is much better and almost looks like a 1:1.

Either way, don't print it with filament. Anything more detailed than a pen cup should be done in resin.

You figured out I was a cheap bastard fast!

Sadly, no resin printer. The stuff I print is usually random little ABS or PETG parts, I don't do really nice models or precision parts.

I do want that Czech guys home Laser Sintering printer, but I'm getting WAY off-topic.

 

[Neil]

He definitely believes the more indecipherable technobabble he spouts the smarter he looks.

He's mastered the silicon valley tactic of spouting enough bullshit and running your mouth long enough to fool old men who might potentially invest in a dumb product. I guess he's trying to delude others into thinking that he's some kind of spy movie-tier tech wiz when in reality he's just been harassing providers by threatening their business relationships.

Maybe Elliot's delusional enough to think he'll get a movie deal or a Netflix documentary out of this.

7 years my friend.

The only reason he's seen any success in his pursuit of Tortious Inteference-ing KF out of existence is because Keffals' bullshit gambit worked and generated enough negative publicity to get spineless internet backbones run for the hills to avoid being tarred under the same brush. He'd still be running himself in circles had he not had a lucky break from another attention whoring, drug addicted troon.

 

[Meat Target]

Well, turns out my hunch about it being Michael Janke was a crock.

Bankrupt him, Null.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Liz Fong-Jones lives in a make-believe world, one where he's a charismatic and influential thought leader, an Agent of Change: brave, stunning, beautiful, and courageous. It's all such a wondrous fantasy; that is, until reality intrudes in the form of Kiwi Farms, a magic mirror that tells the truth about the real Liz Fong-Jones, an ugly, misshapen, self-mutilating psychopath consumed by his kinks and insecurities.

Burried somewhere in this thread we have screenshots of Elliot admitting that he has no inner monologue, no intrapersonal communication. There is no voice in his head talking thus no reflection, no self-regulation, no self-doubt, no questioning himself or his own actions. That's why Kiwi Farms is a even more threatening mirror to Elliot than it is to other cows.

 

[I’m Ben Murphy]

Elliot should be a case study in hubris. What a dumb fuck.

 

[ComStar]

I like how this is isn’t even the first time Elliot has inadvertently incriminated himself over Twitter due to being unable to keep his mouth shut. He learned nothing from the “consent accident” debacle. Truly the mark of a lolcow.

This is worse. He did it on LinkedIn of all places

People go there to network and read boring business-related shit, not about Elliot inviting WaPo to write a puff piece about how his elite strike team harassed these 24 ISP:s into deplatforming an internet forum.

What a moron. Fuck you, Elliot. Fuck you and may your eyes rot out of your oddly-proportioned skull.

 

[Telvanni]

Well Elliot, now Josh's lawyer will call YOU for a "Girl talk"

 

[Hokuriku]

Maybe Elliot's delusional enough to think he'll get a movie deal or a Netflix documentary out of this.

A film crew unironically took a look at Narcissa Wright and thought he was prime documentary material, so it wouldn't be delusional to think that's a possibility.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It would be a lot easier if Liz had his head laser scanned. He would have to take his glasses off though as it might intensify the beam and burn a hole through the atmosphere. You can get extremely cheap at-home 3d head scanners now, too. Liz just needs to search Amazon for "microwave."

A 3D scan of his head would be perfect. I got one of the guys at work to put together a 3D wireframe model for the printer based on his pictures but its not exactly what the Metal X or the software is used to so it was a longshot, but it was the Holidays, and the machine was coming to the end of an old spool anyway so I was just fucking around.
If it worked I was gonna run off a couple copies as gifts but it used more filament than I planned and even the cheapest stuff ain't cheap so I gave up.
If I can get a 3D scan I'd try it again but I doubt Donger would be cooperative.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I know I'm being optimistic but I hope one of my offensive shoops makes it into some legal document somewhere.

@Procrastinhater If you or anyone ends up with a worthwhile .obj or .stl file, post that shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I know I'm being optimistic but I hope one of my offensive shoops makes it into some legal document somewhere.

@Procrastinhater If you or anyone ends up with a worthwhile .obj or .stl file, post that shit.

If I can ever get one that works for printing Dong Gone Ashtrays I'll drop it in this thread free for anyone who wants it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Thanks for gloating, dipshit.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Brickface just self consent accidented his own plausible deniability. Good job outing yourself Elliot you Robert Z’Dar looking chink.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Brickface just self consent accidented his own plausible deniability. Good job outing yourself Elliot you Robert Z’Dar looking chink.

Basically this.

Apologies to the late Robert Z'Dar who does not deserve to be compared to this fucking fiend.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This is him admitting to Tortious Interference.
Surely this is actionable?
I'll pitch in to a lawsuit 100% its time this fucking vile fucker was made to piss blood in a court.

If null raises a GFM and then pisses the money on heroin it would still be worth it to me

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

all you had to do was to shut that chinky brick mouth of yours elliot

God speed on you Josh, sue that eunuch to oblivion

I like how this is isn’t even the first time Elliot has inadvertently incriminated himself over Twitter due to being unable to keep his mouth shut. He learned nothing from the “consent accident” debacle. Truly the mark of a lolcow.

I'm hoping he keeps his Thwomp mouth running, he needs the confidence to spill the beans about the "consent accident".

And he needs to tell more about Honeycomb's financial support of internet terrorism and rape.

 

[White Girl]

Doesn’t LFJ refresh his thread by the minute? What if he sees and deletes everything?

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

It’s fucking on now Google Gook

Let’s do this

 

[AMHOLIO]

A film crew unironically took a look at Narcissa Wright and thought he was prime documentary material, so it wouldn't be delusional to think that's a possibility.

PLEASE let long dong jong become a movie night movie, PLEASE....