Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Thanks for admitting what I could not prove, Elliot.
You must've known Fong-Jones would publicly admit to all this eventually. You should sue, seriously. KF might be the underdog as plaintiff but Fong-Jones looks like the stuff of childhood nightmares. Five minutes of that monster movie troon on the stand (that face, that voice) would swing any jury your way.
 
Liz Fong-Jones advertises the Washington Post hitpiece on LinkedIn.
I see LinkedIn has schizoposters now...

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Not sure what exactly Dong-Gone is bragging about here. I assume the Hurricane Electric situation.
Napoleon was right when he said "never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake".

I'm not a lawyer so I don't know for sure if a tweet on its own would make it worthwhile to launch a tortious interference suit. But it could come in useful as supporting evidence in the event of full blown lawfare involving 1776 Hosting, Lolcow LLC and LFJ.
 
Just saw the most recent MATHI stream. The brick faced castrato has really bloated up huh?
His dick is gone so outside of flying down to San Fran to find other freaks to stick things in his gross hole, his only other mindless vice in life is probably eating nothing but junk and fatty foods while spamming execs emails asking them to take down KF.
Katherine L. and I invited Nitasha Tiku to see the work that our multi-disciplinary, all-volunteer team has been doing over the past year as Kiwi Farms was de-platformed from over 32 providers located in 22 countries that found it in violation of their Acceptable Use Policies. By our count, we set in motion more than 24 of those terminations with our abuse reports and our professional follow-ups to ensure that they were actioned. Because of needing to repeatedly find and change to new providers, the site achieved approximately 50-60% reliability as observed from US consumer ISPs over the past year, as opposed to the 99.5% or higher reliability a typical law-abiding website with competent administration will offer.
Glad that Elliot could not only confirm that he's directly behind every single instance of Tortious Interference against KF, but also that the Washington Post article was indeed never intended to be anything unbiased or fair. It was just a fluff piece to give Elliot some validation and motivation to pen his dumb memoir. It's apparent just by looking at the fact that WaPo hired two professional photographers to take glam shots of Elliot and his polycule mate, and spent dozens of hours desperately editing the raw photos so they don't immediately repulse the readers.

Imagine openly announcing that you've successfully gotten HE to block access to an associated upstream's client's /32 on fucking LinkedIn of all places, and not having the entire tech world come down on you for being a massive shithead.
Dong-Gone posts that retarded XKCD "showing you the door" comic about how private companies are free to censor whoever they want... and that's a good thing! 🤡
https://archive.ph/JpUNi
Randall Munroe and every other slackjawed tool who posts this comic is a fucking idiot who's lucky that private companies tend to swing their way politically, and if the reverse was the case, they'd understand exactly why things like the backbone of the internet shouldn't be fucked with.
>Calling KF a "grey to black hat site"
What in the fuck? He's really desperate in trying to smear the site as some kind of underground hacker collective, and he's lucky that enough people in the industry are witless enough to buy into his bullshit. "Grey to black hat" is a very convenient weasel term to avoid acknowledging exactly why KF is still able to exist on the clearnet (hint: the site is 100% legal).
>"Even when there is blatant breaking of both private contracts and the law,"
>"governments _already_ can skip all of this and raid or order sites offline if they so choose. "

Let me retranslate this from troon to English: "The government should raid/order the Kiwi Farms offline for absolutely no reason at all other than because I tell them to, just like the upstream providers I harass!"
Unfortunately for Elliot, the US Government works based on a constitution, and requires things called a "warrant" and "probable cause" as well as the actual perpetration of a "crime" or the "breaking" of a "law" to take broad, sweeping actions like that.

Elliot's a repugnant pygmy of a human being, but at least I take solace in knowing that not only are his eyes being physically eaten away by his immune system day by day, he's also eating himself to death.
 
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Why do they write so many words words words? Nobody is going to read all that brain vomit.
He definitely believes the more indecipherable technobabble he spouts the smarter he looks.

You know, ignoring the fact that the ability to convey complex information as simply as possible is an actual display of intelligence. But Elliot is insecure about sounding stupid as a graduate from an expensive private institution.
 
Well well well.

I remember when Johnny Fallout said Kiwi Farms were blaming everything on on LFJ, and it was all part of a manic fever dream, an irrational blame game that blew LFJ’s role in harassing providers out of proportion.

This really activates the almonds.
 
He definitely believes the more indecipherable technobabble he spouts the smarter he looks.

You know, ignoring the fact that the ability to convey complex information as simply as possible is an actual display of intelligence. But Elliot is insecure about sounding stupid as a graduate from an expensive private institution.

He is massively more stupid than he thinks he is.
I get the impression of him that he is too used to being basically a special category of person which gave him a lot of licenses to be as shitty to people as he wanted at his various undeserved positions within tech companies, and as he has some money, he thinks that people won't dare fuck with him in the real world.

Going around and making problems for total strangers on the internet will always backfire.
Of course, he is not pissing off Mafia or real White power gangs, or any serious criminals and people who would think nothing of killing him or his family to silence him.
He is however pissing off people whom sooner or later could be able to make trouble for him in his world.
That and there is always the risk of a lone wolf acting out.
A fat weak ball-less little Eunuch suffering all of the problems they tend to develop means that a well-placed kick or push on the streets would cause him some serious problems.
Essentially, it would be like randomly striking an old lady.

Now that he has been featured in a national newspaper, he has increased the risk of this and reduced the ability of any investigation to tie it directly to users of this site.

The non contact rule of this forum, regarding the cows and featured individuals is clear. So if a random attacker were to strike, I am certain it would be a disgruntled reader of that article.

I hope it doesn't happen, as random attacks are terrifying and evil.
 
The "No contact" rule is also a way of avoiding being power-leveled. Kermit the Fong knows a little about info-sec, and so do his friends, so anyone dumb enough to contact him runs the risk of being traced back. Even with VPN's it's still possible.

An idiot on 4chan threatened some Florida cop and the guy tracked him to his house in New Jersey.

We're here to laugh at cows and archive their crimes & sperging, not make ourselves targets.
I know what you're saying and I agree with the principle, but those two things aren't really comparable.
That case was some retard making threats against a cop on a Fed honeypot that doesn't even allow VPNs.

Thats nothing like what the Pests do to Fatrick.
If someone wanted to there are hundreds of ways to fuck with someone like Pat or Dong Gone anonymously or semi anonymously without being a retard and making threats, by just being an absolute "pest" and making their life a living hell but without doing anything that would make it worth the while for cops to bother with.

Thats how guys on sites that don't have the rules or culture we do get away with it, they know what lines can and can't be crossed in the sport of Funstering.
Theres a reason the people fucking with Pat are able to do so and theres nothing Pat can do but seethe.
Thats more what I was referring to Dong Gone facing than actual threats. Just becoming the subject of Fatrick or Cyraxx level fuckery would be an absolute nightmare, and its the sort of dumb clowning that is so low level theres no legal recourse.
Pat has been trying for years.
Illegal shit, SWATings, stuff like that is always beyond the pale.
 
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Well well well.

I remember when Johnny Fallout said Kiwi Farms were blaming everything on on LFJ, and it was all part of a manic fever dream, an irrational blame game that blew LFJ’s role in harassing providers out of proportion.

This really activates the almonds.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
 
I'd print that for you in PLA+ if your serious (and can find a model you want). I'm sure there's an STL floating around SOMEWHERE. Thingiverse maybe?
Elliots freakish proportions don't print well.
I tried to print a 3D model of his square fucking head to use as an ashtray on the Markforged Metal X at work one weekend over Christmas and I wasted more copper filament than I'm proud to admit before I gave up.
Markforged Metal X Blurb said:
The Metal X uses an innovative technology to 3D print metal. Metal powder appears in the printing material in a very high concentration and is spooled, therefore it can be delivered via a heated nozzle.
This means printing is done by the already proven FDM process. Reassuringly, it’s completely without the toxic metal dust usually associated with metal printing. The sintering process that follows causes atomic diffusion (ADAM). This is due to the heat, the atoms shift slightly and stick together, resulting in an overnight metal part.
Upon completion the components achieve excellent mechanical properties and enormous rigidity in all directions.
ADAM allows the creation of unique geometry, such as closed honeycomb structures. As a result components that resemble a complex bone structure can also be realised with the Metal X. In other words a closed cell inside, encased in a sturdy outer shell.
Unsurprisingly, this geometry cannot be manufactured with a traditional subtractive methods or even with direct metal laser sintering process (DMLS). This means that the Metal X will allow you and other engineers to find new ways to change the world.
Unfortunately the very best of modern 3D Metal Printing tech fails at rendering Elliots inhuman skull.
His head is so wierdly proportioned it just doesn't come out looking good at all, I had a hard time getting the model to look like him so it was recognizable as him, it had to be hollow and some of the sides were too thin, and it ended up top heavy with the support struts inside, and wouldn't stand up without adding struts that made it look dumb.
I considered redesigning it to basically just be like this
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But with a cup in the top of the head, to hold the ash, but I wasted too much on it so I gave up.
 
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This is like in stories when the enemy retardedly gushes their sinister master plan, not knowing the heros can hear them in the next room.
Only in this case he plastered it on the public square for everyone to see how much of an evil nutcase he is.
I hope he blabbers more and admits to more crimes in detail.
 
7 years my friend.
I mean that over the course of time that he has been trying to get the site shut down that the total hours spent working on a day-by-day basis probably adds up to weeks of his life, or, more realistically, months. That is time that would have been better spent doing literally anything else, like, say, watching paint dry.
 
Null: "Maybe I'll sue if shit gets too bad, but I don't have any proof it was actually Liz Fong-Jones..."

LFJ: "I depratform da Kiwi Farm! It me! I do arr of it! Here is very rong pubric posts about how I did it!"

Well now, that's mighty kind of you, Mr. Liz. Thanks for providing literally dozens of paragraphs proving you have knowingly interfered in the business dealings of a 100 percent legal website.

I feel another DDoS attack coming soon. Don't ask me how I'm predicting it. Maybe I'm just psychic.
 
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