- Joined
- Jul 8, 2015
"This morning my personal assistant not only brought me coffee, but also filled a few cigarettes with tobacco, so I could smoke them later. After that my personal driver drove me to my office and later that day to a meeting. While I took my lunch break, I ordered my cook to buy some groceries for dinner. My cook also made quite a lovely dinner after I went home (not really, that stupid sack of shit kinda overcooked the meat a little). Later I still felt a little bit hungry so I told my personal sandwich maker person to make me a sandwich. Finally I had to take a shit and my personal ass-wiper was quite helpful with that."