More post-jail sightings megathread

[Rukario]

I would hope that tard wranglers are given some sort of training to deal with extremely pushy and rapy tards. They probably have a panic button device too.

I think stun guns were invented for exactly that purpose.

 

[TheTourist]

I remember how much a single lift up was such a huge struggle for him. Not only was he exceptionally retarded, he was exceptionally weak too. And I didn't say it as an insult either.

I mean he crushed those lemonade curls, so I guess if his social worker is literally Eugenia fucking Cooney he can overpower her. Maybe.

 

[Artaius]

He's still stronger and more pungent than a woman. That wrangler was a child compared to a 250 lb man in drag.

Strongest feat I think he's ever pulled off was bending his dick in a weird way. That and maybe the time he lifted two soda can boxes.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Strongest feat I think he's ever pulled off was bending his dick in a weird way. That and maybe the time he lifted two soda can boxes.

Pubertal testosterone exposure is pubertal testosterone exposure. It's written all over Chris' body. It's the reason he autistically shaves his entire body once a day. Quit whiteknighting and defend actual women.

 

[Artaius]

Pubertal testosterone exposure is pubertal testosterone exposure. It's written all over Chris' body. It's the reason he autistically shaves his entire body once a day. Quit whiteknighting and defend actual women.

I'm whiteknighting??? Chris is an incestuous rapist.

 

[verymuchawful]

Quit whiteknighting and defend actual women.

Defend what, their honor? No amount of hypothesizing the dangers Chris poses to people and this tard wrangler is going to change anything in this situation. This is an Internet forum. Chris isn't reading this, the tard wrangler isn't reading this.

 

[Bearmumrik]

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No. See that lil blue dot underneath all the green dots? That's chris, that's where chris is. Chris is so phyiscally inept I don't think he's overpowering anyone. Additionally; being stinky doesn't give him an edge in a physical altercation, don't be silly.

No, that blue dot would be a guy with absolute piss poor physical genetics. Like 165cm and super skinny. Fat aside Chris has a quite average build, both in height and proportions. I also don't think he's THE biggest pussy around when it comes to confrontations, evidence being the gamestop incident and violent online threats. Chris could absolutely fuck up the average woman if he wanted to. I don't think he would though.

 

[TheTourist]

No, that blue dot would be a guy with absolute piss poor physical genetics. Like 165cm and super skinny. Fat aside Chris has a quite average build, both in height and proportions. I also don't think he's THE biggest pussy around when it comes to confrontations, evidence being the gamestop incident and violent online threats. Chris could absolutely fuck up the average woman if he wanted to. I don't think he would though.

I'm of the mind that chris is a scrawny waif of a human wearing a fatsuit. Fat people tend to be strong because they have jobs and have to move around a lot, and that work lends to some muscular development. Chris has neither of these things. I'd put money on chris getting bodied by basically any grown adult.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

look at chris and tell me you couldnt beat him up. the fat women here know they can. only barb couldn't resist chris's wiles and she is a skeleton.

 

[demicolon]

You can know every martial art on the planet but you're not going to win against a guy two times heavier than you.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I remember years ago the argument that Chris couldn't rape anyone because he doesn't even have the upper-body strenght to haul himself through a window. I agree with the latter but I wonder about the chances of a ~5 ft girl caught unaware and getting mating pressed.

 

[demicolon]

He could easily overpower her but he's a pathetic coward who'd run a mile to avoid a punch, even from a 5ft nothing like her.

 

[Matsumoto's bald head]

This discussion is kinda dumb, yeah, Chris with all his fat and his average height could definitely overpower that woman in the picture, if they were locked up in a corner or something, Chris is so fat and unathletic that his legs would give up after a few seconds of chase or a few minutes of scrambling around, in a real scenario I'd wager the vast majority of people can either get away safely from him or beat his ass up.
I'm guessing tard wranglers know very well where to stand in a room to not get driven by retards into corners , plus Chris won't do shit.

 

[King George III]

This discussion is kinda dumb, yeah, Chris with all his fat and his average height could definitely overpower that woman in the picture, if they were locked up in a corner or something, Chris is so fat and unathletic that his legs would give up after a few seconds of chase or a few minutes of scrambling around, in a real scenario I'd wager the vast majority of people can either get away safely from him or beat his ass up.
I'm guessing tard wranglers know very well where to stand in a room to not get driven by retards into corners , plus Chris won't do shit.

People tend to forget about his 12-pack powerlifting. He was winded after only a few reps.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I'm guessing tard wranglers know very well where to stand in a room to not get driven by retards into corners , plus Chris won't do shit.

Yes and before your left on your own with one you get training to get out of choke holds, hair grabs, bites, etc. You don't get put alone with one unless you pass the training. You also are taught certain spots you can slam into someone that should drop them down fast and long enough to run.

 

[demicolon]

Chris won't do shit.

That was the sentiment but few years ago.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Yes and before your left on your own with one you get training to get out of choke holds, hair grabs, bites, etc. You don't get put alone with one unless you pass the training. You also are taught certain spots you can slam into someone that should drop them down fast and long enough to run.

Basic self-defense won't help a woman against a man twice your size unless she gets lucky. That said Chris won't do anything, people here need to stop pretending Chris is like some violent nigger who will assault every woman he finds attractive.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

there was a documentary about bulgarian insane asylums, shit exists somewhere in the list of saddest/fucked up shit I heard about.

The Soviets and other Communist regimes used those in a really brutal way to suppress dissent. They even completely made up a mental illness to forcibly commit dissidents called "sluggish schizophrenia".

 

[A Grey Cat]

this thread has gone from "post jail chris sightings" to the discussion of will he try and get grabby with his new handler or not? With a hint of discussion of a cold war insane asylums.

 

[Pedophobe]

this thread has gone from "post jail chris sightings" to the discussion of will he try and get grabby with his new handler or not? With a hint of discussion of a cold war insane asylums.

It all comes down to "who will Chris rape next?"