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Ogre Magi said:
I actually was in the middle of writing a post last night but decided to go to bed before posting. Unfortunately my draft did not save on the site, so I would need to rewrite most of it. You missed a good chunk of things.
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If you wish to send me a rough draft over of that stuff when you get the chance I'll gladly put it in the post.
 
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俺たちファームズでノッテる said:
If you wish to send me a rough draft over of that stuff when you get the chance I'll gladly put it in the post.
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I'm just going to post what I had last night, as well as 10 minutes worth of searching today:

Hello everyone. This is my first actual content post in this thread, so please be patient with me if I fucked some formatting up.

I was scrolling on the front page and noticed the most recent account that was made was @shotgunchris. Bored, I decided to click on the account.
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Huh, that's a pretty unique profile picture. Surely this person didn't reuse their username from elsewhere right?
https://www.youtube.com/@boffachris (archive)
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Which gives a Gmail account in the channel description: shotgunchris85@gmail.com

Also found a reddit account. Not 100% sure, but it definitely sounds like our guy.
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While I was writing this post I decided to see where Chris had been posting.
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Alright, he's shilling another YouTube channel of his: https://www.youtube.com/@shotgunchris_xxx (archive)
I'll be honest, Cyrax is disgusting to me, so I haven't watched any of these videos and do not intend to. This account gives a mention of a gmail account of shotgunchris777@gmail.com
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Found another YouTube account. Supposedly a Cyrax related alt: https://www.youtube.com/@ShotgunChris_backup43 (archive)
I certainly am NOT clicking that short in the screenshot.
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And I found a TikTok account that I am 99% sure belongs to Chris. There is mention of "Faith" in some of the TikToks, which is similar branding to the first Youtube account: https://www.tiktok.com/@shotgunchris7
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He also really likes Captain America.
I haven't dug much further than this because I don't care enough, but I trailblazed for you if you're interested. He's a literally-who social media guy who is tried all other avenues to get popular, but is now trying to use Cyrax instead. Is this really the average Cyrax fan? I'm not impressed. @shotgunchris, you're an eccentric sperg, but on the surface you don't seem like a bad guy other than being a little creepy on social media. Don't "shotgun"* your username all over the web and expect people not to figure out who you are! I'm a complete novice at this and look what I already found!
*I am so sorry for the horrible pun.

Edit: Supposedly you angered the Cyrax people over in those threads? I was writing about you prior to your shitfest, but I guess this little exercise in internet sleuthing wasn't for nothing.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
We literally tell you when you sign up, use an alternative email and a unique username.

At least once a week this happens.

Learn to read, niggers.
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I would say make them click through an entirely separate page, but that would also be more work to implement and we wouldn't get content to laugh at out of it. Reading is hard, I guess.
 
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Ogre Magi said:
I would say make them click through an entirely separate page, but that would also be more work to implement and we wouldn't get content to laugh at out of it. Reading is hard, I guess.
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Better yet, just link the first 6 Google results and automate a welcome message that posts them if you confirm that name.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
We literally tell you when you sign up, use an alternative email and a unique username.

At least once a week this happens.

Learn to read, niggers.
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Hello, it’s me, the illiterate n-word. I just don’t really care all that much, since I’ve really never done anything embarrassing on the internet.

edit: after further consideration, I've decided to amend this comment to lower my chances of becoming the next victim of the kiwi assassins.
 
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planisphere said:
Hello, it’s me, the illiterate n-word. I just don’t really care all that much, since I’ve really never done anything embarrassing on the internet. Also, my boss is a big Trump guy, so I doubt he’d care if it came to light that I comment here sometimes.

I’m morbidly curious how much info comes up by googling me, I’ve tried and didn’t find myself but I’m also retarded.
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Just say nigger. It's not that hard.

Also, this reads like you're challenging people to find you. Why even post this?
 
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Ogre Magi said:
I haven't dug much further than this because I don't care enough, but I trailblazed for you if you're interested.
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Great fucking job. I'm a newfag too but I looked into him last night after he shit up the MBM thread. I think this may be his twitch, but not 100% sure. The only real connection I have is the namesake, the age lining up and I think the picture in his twitch icon looks similar to the guy on tiktok, just cleaned up. If this is him, this is very embarrassing Chris. The twitch is e-begging about his dead dad who was a veteran, not him. He's a "military dependent" He seems to use variations of "shotgunchris" with different numbers.
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Anyone better at this than me think this might be him?
 
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This Man Ate My Son said:
Great fucking job. I'm a newfag too but I looked into him last night after he shit up the MBM thread. I think this may be his twitch, but not 100% sure. The only real connection I have is the namesake, the age lining up and I think the picture in his twitch icon looks similar to the guy on tiktok, just cleaned up. If this is him, this is very embarrassing Chris. The twitch is e-begging about his dead dad who was a veteran, not him. He's a "military dependent" He seems to use variations of "shotgunchris" with different numbers.
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Anyone better at this than me think this might be him?
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There's another mention of a Youtube channel in that blurb on the Twitch page.

I'm not sure if it is or isn't him at this point. I'm leaning towards no and that it's just a coincidence, but someone could prove me wrong.
 
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This Man Ate My Son said:
Great fucking job. I'm a newfag too but I looked into him last night after he shit up the MBM thread. I think this may be his twitch, but not 100% sure. The only real connection I have is the namesake, the age lining up and I think the picture in his twitch icon looks similar to the guy on tiktok, just cleaned up. If this is him, this is very embarrassing Chris. The twitch is e-begging about his dead dad who was a veteran, not him. He's a "military dependent" He seems to use variations of "shotgunchris" with different numbers.
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description from the twitch account

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That's not him.

Shotgunchris is Christian Andersson, he's Swedish.

Another Instagram of his
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Instagram link (archive)

Links to his youtube channel
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Youtube link (archive)

He also has another instagram
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instagram link (archive)

This is his mother
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From the linked titkok
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From the instagram

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Ringön is, you guessed it, in Gothenburg, Sweden
 
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Faceless Whore said:
This retard registered an account, shat up the forum, and ended up in The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame in under 24 hours. I'm honestly impressed. Is that a record?
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If it wasn't for the unique avatar that screams, "I am a content creator", I wouldn't have even looked into him.
 
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