Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Perun]

If they’re too intimidated by facts they can just scream “fake news!! Don’t trust the MSM/((mainstream media))!! Jews and the Illuminati have weapon used feminists and gays and thus Western Society will be annihalated!

it's fake news unless it's a story of a woman doing something bad, then it's true and actually there's millions of women that do that, women are out there gangraping men and children but the feminists run the world so they cover it up and print lies about the poor men.

 

[Golden Face]

living in the woods is based. Negative interactions with folks is a shitty facet of life, and its understandable that, that is a conclusion you came too.

that's why i live in the middle of nowhere. the only thing i have to worry about are the ticks

 

[community member]

me when a completely fucking random guy issues a vague threat about my unchaperoned use of public transportation in the modern western utopian world after I refuse to give him my contact information: ah jeez dood, that was pretty shitty!

 

[Lidl Drip]

This is why I stopped identifying as conservative. Men on both sites of the political spectrum straight up hate women and you can literally do everything right, be exactly the kind of woman men say you "should be" and they will still hate you and look down on you just for being female. Men only respect other men so fuck them. Trying to win their approval is literally impossible so you might as well just do whatever the fuck you want and become their worst nightmare.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I was never a female supremacist until the troon explosion started. Now it's just obvious that men recognize our superiority and greatly envy us. I don't hate men though, if anything I'm actually more sympathetic now because they are suffering under nature's curse of inferiority.

 

[JambledUpWords]

What (internet) trad men have to offer a future tradwife:

• Fetishization of East Asian women, especially Japanese
• Being a NEET
• Political takes from /pol/ and not much else
• Can’t cook anything more complicated than heating up Hot Pockets and Spaghettios
• The feeling of being superior over you by virtue of being a man and nothing else
• Idolizes the 50s lifestyle, too addicted to internet to live like it
• Will have the expectation that you’re both a virgin and can be really good at sex right off the bat
• Envisions a lifestyle with little responsibility where the woman does majority of the work
• The expectation that your body won’t change while they can gain weight and not bother with hygiene as much
• Can offer you expert advice on any subject because they develop their world understanding through memes
• Will still insist you’re dumb anyway even if you can outsmart him
• Won’t do any of the grocery shopping because that’s women’s work
• Will expect you to clean up all soda cans and wrappers left on the ground
• Won’t bother with trying to sexually please you because they think their penis alone can do it all
• Be extra controlling of all men you come in contact with for fear of you leaving him

 

[fake farts]

Ironically they always complain that women have no insults for them other than "Incel" and "small penis". Look at this thread full of creative insults. Men could never hope to be this creative with their insults for us. The only man who has ever hurt my feelings on this site is still Dyn. Maybe one day they can hope to be on his level but I highly doubt it.

Considering how they sperg our over those two insults, we don't need any more, but we have them anyway.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Just dating requirements of incels:

 

[Perun]

What (internet) trad men have to offer a future tradwife:

gotta add, you must still hold down a full time job while acting like his mommy-bangmaid and he still won't marry you because you're a gold digging whore who wants to divorce rape him and steal all his nuggets.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

This has GOT to be bait, please god let it be bait

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

the Illuminati have weapon used feminists and gays and thus Western Society will be annihilated!

We did no such thing.
- Illuminati

 

[Poop Shoot]

gotta add, you must still hold down a full time job while acting like his mommy-bangmaid and he still won't marry you because you're a gold digging whore who wants to divorce rape him and steal all his nuggets.

It’s always the men with no money who freak out about gold diggers.

No one is gonna scam you out of an Applebees dinner and a ride home in your civic.

 

[behindyourightnow]

What (internet) trad men have to offer a future tradwife:

• Fetishization of East Asian women, especially Japanese
• Being a NEET
• Political takes from /pol/ and not much else
• Can’t cook anything more complicated than heating up Hot Pockets and Spaghettios
• The feeling of being superior over you by virtue of being a man and nothing else
• Idolizes the 50s lifestyle, too addicted to internet to live like it
• Will have the expectation that you’re both a virgin and can be really good at sex right off the bat
• Envisions a lifestyle with little responsibility where the woman does majority of the work
• The expectation that your body won’t change while they can gain weight and not bother with hygiene as much
• Can offer you expert advice on any subject because they develop their world understanding through memes
• Will still insist you’re dumb anyway even if you can outsmart him
• Won’t do any of the grocery shopping because that’s women’s work
• Will expect you to clean up all soda cans and wrappers left on the ground
• Won’t bother with trying to sexually please you because they think their penis alone can do it all
• Be extra controlling of all men you come in contact with for fear of you leaving him

Also forgot to add:

• Death grip syndrome
• So mind-ruined by coomerism that he will just use you as a masturbation aid while thinking about weird hentai

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Reminder that in a site that discusses horrible people, animal abusers, and child predators and gets ddosed like constantly, some people think that like 15 recurring female farmers complaining about guys and shit is the biggest threat to the site

 

[fishercat]

I am certain that guys who insist on no makeup don't actually know what women look like without it. They mistake light makeup for none at all. Protip: eyelashes don't naturally look like that, eyebrows don't naturally look like that, and lips aren't naturally glossy.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I am certain that guys who insist on no makeup don't actually know what women look like without it. They mistake light makeup for none at all. Protip: eyelashes don't naturally look like that, eyebrows don't naturally look like that, and lips aren't naturally glossy.

honestly, it depends on the girl. I have really long eye lashes and naturally rosy lips and cheeks, but acne is fucking hell for me.
Either way, scrotes should practice self-grooming and shit before they cast stones about women wearing make-up

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I just want to address something, because I still see basic bitch scrotes copying me, but if you're ever in A&N and see a scrote say "women are the niggers of gender" that came from me but of course in the original I was talking about men. It's actually an old one I used to use to troll /pol/ and /adv/ and /soc/ a decade ago because it's both true and makes moids sperg like no tomorrow but I had forgotten about it until that dumpster fire of a thread. Retarded moids started copying me eventhough the analogy doesn't make any sense for women but they're like little children, they hear something vaguely memey and think they can repeat it slightly changed and be as cool.

 

[BeetleBug242]

kept following me around accusing me of being Null's sock

LOL THATS THE GUY WHO STARTED THE RUMOUR LMAO checks out

I’ve really appreciated this thread, not only is it the funniest one it is also the realest one. There are things I have read that make me feel pathetic and ashamed. It’s genuinely saddening to come to terms with the fact that I’ve dropped the ball so hard. I’ve always felt like I’ve known what I was doing wrong but had no outside force to direct me……. Which is specifically something I saw that was an issue people were talking about.

I have brought a lot of it up to the GF who said “yeah I didn’t want to say anything, I had a feeling you’d get there” every time I bring something said in here up to her she gives me this really happy look, like holy fuck this woman has been incomprehensibly lenient with me for years. I believe I have always been improving, but clearly the standards are so unbelievably low that it’s truly pathetic.

I’m going to make some serious changes, I told her the same
@Lidl Drip is without a doubt the funniest poster I’ve laughed out loud multiple times. She’s right the men can’t deal and cope because she’s better and funnier than they are.


Honestly, I’m always late to things, but when I saw the women hate thread I knew it was full of faggots. These cretinous Mongoloids give us all a bad name. They are the most privy, bitchy, whiny, losers I’ve seen in a long time. Like holy fuck you guys come across like the Biggest fucking low tier 4chan wanabies.

I can’t post there because the sensitivity of those flamers couldn’t handle it. Wanna prove how men are better?!? DON’T COPY EXACTLY WHAT THE WOMEN DID YOU FUCKING RETARDS. It was over at the start, you admitted defeat because all that you could come up with was simple mockery… AND YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT RIGHT. It went from “women are whores” to “well actually isn’t being trans MORE OF A WOMAN?” Then there was all the fudge packing talk… how. HOW are you idiots not aware of how you come across? I know what I was doing In that thread. Like the women said even the women hate thread lacked substance and direction. Nothing I saw at least was even remotely of reflections value. It was parroting points for men tubers going “oi women ain’t shit ammaright guys”

The discussions I did see spurred on through memes. LIKE WOW, so daring, so dashing, so incredibly brave. I wouldn’t even being saying this part here if these pussy faggots didn’t ban me. I wasn’t even spamming, just being silly.

I apologize if I missed any deep discussion if I missed some you guys should PM so I can laugh at you more.

Thank you lady’s for humbling me beyond belief it’s been very helpful getting my life on track, genuinely. Men should really take some of these things and think about them.

 

[Lidl Drip]

@Lidl Drip is without a doubt the funniest poster I’ve laughed out loud multiple times. She’s right the men can’t deal and cope because she’s better and funnier than they are.

So true, King.

Imagine what a better world this would be if all men who read this thread started washing their butts because of it.

 

[Londo]

So true, King.

Imagine what a better world this would be if all men who read this thread started washing their butts because of it.

I do have to admit after the debacle of the man/woman hate threads and then reading more into Lidl's profile, I too even have an appreciation of her ability to make people go keyboard bash mode.