DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
The Penultimate Warrior said:
Wonder if he'll be oblivious enough to gloat about the Lolcow Podcast. His proclamation that it couldn't work without him is one of my all time favourite DSP quotes.
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I'd be shocked if he didn't. Any chance Phil has to say he didn't take the money because he's not a shill and makes positive, meaningful content, and to shit on Keem.
 
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So far hes said he was spotted in the super market with a harem of women and line dancing with 50 The Rockettes down the isles.

Im starting to think that retarded reddit story is true. The way Dave keeps harping on it makes it clear it really bugs him and I cant imagine why he would focus on this random retarded reddit story unless it had the fabled grain of trooth, dood!
 
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Lord_Point said:
So far hes said he was spotted in the super market with a harem of women and line dancing with 50 The Rockettes down the isles.

Im starting to think that retarded reddit story is true. The way Dave keeps harping on it makes it clear it really bugs him and I cant imagine why he would focus on this random retarded reddit story unless it had the fabled grain of trooth, dood!
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And randomly seeing him in the grocery store is stalking now.
 
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Phil bitching about his Doordash again. Hey Phil, maybe the reason why it was rubbery and soaked into the bag is because you were too fucking lazy to go pick it up? It wouldn't be like that if you actually ventured out of the Snort Fort, but I guess you would be telling one of your Karen stories if you weren't actually a lazy fuck.

Also —and this bears repeating— why are you blowing money on Doordash if you've been bitching about your bills?
 
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Does anyone think that the Pig has got such a bad rep with the local Doordashers, always complaining and not tipping much, that they give him bad service on purpose?

I know he egagerates his stories because he has fuck all else to moan about, but with the amount of times he orders food a week there must be a bunch of pissed of delivery people.
 
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Lord_Point said:
So far hes said he was spotted in the super market with a harem of women and line dancing with 50 The Rockettes down the isles.

Im starting to think that retarded reddit story is true. The way Dave keeps harping on it makes it clear it really bugs him and I cant imagine why he would focus on this random retarded reddit story unless it had the fabled grain of trooth, dood!
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Phil can go both ways. If someone does make up something, he'll use that for years to prove detractors are wrong, like the escort saga.

If it is true, then Mommy Linda Salvagno *thumb* is in the Snort Fort, which he will hide as long as humanly possible.
 
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DeeTracktor said:
Does anyone think that the Pig has got such a bad rep with the local Doordashers, always complaining and not tipping much, that they give him bad service on purpose?

I know he egagerates his stories because he has fuck all else to moan about, but with the amount of times he orders food a week there must be a bunch of pissed of delivery people.
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Possible, definitely, but IMO these DoorDash horries stories are just fabricated. Not only because of the frequency with which they supposedly happen, but also because many of these stories end in Phil getting a refund. So I think he makes up these stories and tells them on the podcast to legitimize them.
 
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Im betting the door dash horror stories are nothing more then the bun slid off the top of the burger and he is pissy that putting it back on delayed him stuffing his face by 3 seconds. If they really looks so horrible he would take pictures and pull them up every day for the next year.
 
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clothes in my closet said:
Possible, definitely, but IMO these DoorDash horries stories are just fabricated. Not only because of the frequency with which they supposedly happen, but also because many of these stories end in Phil getting a refund. So I think he makes up these stories and tells them on the podcast to legitimize them.
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I think the stories are true, but the refunds are non-existent.
 
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Lord_Point said:
So far hes said he was spotted in the super market with a harem of women and line dancing with 50 The Rockettes down the isles.

Im starting to think that retarded reddit story is true. The way Dave keeps harping on it makes it clear it really bugs him and I cant imagine why he would focus on this random retarded reddit story unless it had the fabled grain of trooth, dood!
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odds are the story was true but theres no middle eastern woman. it was probably fat kat and her shitty makeup
 
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I still can't believe DSP monetized 9/11. I'm just fucking dumbfounded he lacks enough awareness to not tread near there.

How much of a shame marriage do they have if either of them can't have basic communication with eachother? DSP can't just go, "Hey honey don't spoil Starfield for me sound good?"
Burl McMillan said:
Bold move for someone who's only barely getting tier 1 tips lately
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Typical addict behavior. Always need the high even if you can't afford it.
 
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Lemmings said:
After seeing Bossmanjack streams I can say with 100% certain that Phill streams would be far more interesting/fun and attract a larger audience if he fully embraced the gambling and made content around it
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He'd also actually be having fun himself for once too, he very obviously fucking hates playing video games on stream and has for a long time.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
I know they were just delayed but I really hope DSP never plays the Suikoden PC ports. Suikoden 2 is a masterpiece and it would make me sick to see him butcher it.
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they are some of my favorite games ever made, and while I don't think a thread on it is necessarily warranted since they're easy games, I would definitely consider it.
 
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