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"Sorry fellas she's a ride or die type of woman, and honestly i'm down with it"
I'm as misogynistic as the next internet-dweller, but if a bish snatches some tasty ass morsels out of a river and gives them to me, I'm marrying first and getting to know her later. "pickme" behaviour works because men, like women, enjoy feeling like someone is caring enough to do things for their benefit or to impress upon them that they are a capable and/or attractive partner. Ain't nothing more attractive than FISH AND CHIPS, MATE
 
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Just replace Jesus with Candy and Queens. Not a queen, but I was always partial to Anna Komnena. Coups are a Byzantine tradition and all, but imagine you're trying against your incredibly competent and merciful brother. Guess you can't teach common sense.
If someone did that to me in public i'm going all in with my homeless druggie character. I've been around a lot so I got it down pretty good.
 
Personal story but you know when you have a girlfriend and she's reading those romantic novels. Trying to mimic the story and thinking you will know what to say or something. I remember just knocking on her apartment door and I think she said something along the lines "What are you doing, coming to my abode on this cold winter night" despite texting me to come over. All I said was "The hell is this dialogue?" and she got this cute, pouty face and we didn't discuss it after that. The only reason I found out was looking at her bookshelf.
 
i gotta be honest accusing a woman of being a pickme for doing "weird" shit is retarded. women can be weird/do funny things without being a "pickme"

i often see other women doing this, but seeing a man call a woman a pickme for... catching fish? really?

unironically, this line of thinking leads to women pooning out. (well, most of the time it's yaoi that does it. but you know what i mean)
 
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Personal story but you know when you have a girlfriend and she's reading those romantic novels. Trying to mimic the story and thinking you will know what to say or something. I remember just knocking on her apartment door and I think she said something along the lines "What are you doing, coming to my abode on this cold winter night" despite texting me to come over. All I said was "The hell is this dialogue?" and she got this cute, pouty face and we didn't discuss it after that. The only reason I found out was looking at her bookshelf.
Were you aware of your autistic girlfriend's special needs?
 
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Were you aware of your autistic girlfriend's special needs?
No she legit wasn't autistic, she was just a bookworm and a sweet woman. It's just you cannot expect me to know what you're talking about, that was just a curve ball thrown at me. I don't have a girlfriend right now, this is just a funny story from a previous one.
 
i gotta be honest accusing a woman of being a pickme for doing "weird" shit is retarded. women can be weird/do funny things without being a "pickme"
i often see other women doing this, but seeing a man call a woman a pickme for... catching fish? really?
Shit's weird. It's like "men like basketball therefor WNBA players are pickmes!"
"Pick-me" behaviour isn't even bad and most shit doesn't even qualify anyway
 
Personal story but you know when you have a girlfriend and she's reading those romantic novels. Trying to mimic the story and thinking you will know what to say or something. I remember just knocking on her apartment door and I think she said something along the lines "What are you doing, coming to my abode on this cold winter night" despite texting me to come over. All I said was "The hell is this dialogue?" and she got this cute, pouty face and we didn't discuss it after that. The only reason I found out was looking at her bookshelf.
i think she might have just wanted to be cheeky and flirtatious when she said that.
 
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No she legit wasn't autistic, she was just a bookworm and a sweet woman. It's just you cannot expect me to know what you're talking about, that was just a curve ball thrown at me. I don't have a girlfriend right now, this is just a funny story from a previous one.
I'm a bookworm too, but god damn, man. If you say she was cool I take you at your word, but that's pretty autistic
 
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Shit's weird. It's like "men like basketball therefor WNBA players are pickmes!"
"Pick-me" behaviour isn't even bad and most shit doesn't even qualify anyway
Calling someone a pick-me is just playing a game of hand stack. You're going to keep finding some trait or interest to accuse someone of being a pick-me and it's a really stupid accusation.
 
i think she might have just wanted to be cheeky and flirtatious when she said that.
We moids are no good at that shit. This is one of those things that doesn't cross gender boundries nine times out of ten. It's like as teenagers when a girl says something that comes off as mocking that is (to another woman) obviously flirtatious and the boy is like "Fuck you, bitch, yo pussy stank!"
 
i think she might have just wanted to be cheeky and flirtatious when she said that.
I'm just very blunt and stupid, my main way of flirting is basically just going "Your eyes have a nice color to them" or "You have a cute nose". I'm a lot less wordy when speaking because as I said, i'm stupid.
I'm a bookworm too, but god damn, man. If you say she was cool I take you at your word, but that's pretty autistic
In the moment it was pretty jarring but after that it's pretty funny to think back on. Maybe i'll get it if I read some of that stuff but I can't compete with fictional chiseled abs and well-strung adjectives, not yet at least.
 
We moids are no good at that shit. This is one of those things that doesn't cross gender boundries nine times out of ten. It's like as teenagers when a girl says something that comes off as mocking that is (to another woman) obviously flirtatious and the boy is like "Fuck you, bitch, yo pussy stank!"
Yeah I did that when I was like 15. She came over with her whole entourage of girlfriends in tow and started teasing me and putting rubber on my head. And I was like WTF bitch why are you bullying me leave me alone. It was very scary being surrounded by a bunch of girls who I was certain were up to no good.
 
As a burgeoning misogynist myself, I really like when women do "weird" things. It's cute and gets my guard down.
It depends on context and age. This pickme shit is cute when she's like 20. But when the skank is still doing it at 35+ there's something going on. Unless you have got a unicorn.

General rule with women: If it's too good to be true, it isn't true.
 
Yeah I did that when I was like 15. She came over with her whole entourage of girlfriends in tow and started teasing me and putting rubber on my head. And I was like WTF bitch why are you bullying me leave me alone. It was very scary being surrounded by a bunch of girls who I was certain were up to no good.
so you're saying they gangraped you?
 
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