Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Reposting this curtain meme I made that got lost in the outage.
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Overnight BMJ has become really addicted to a new game called Kino (Or Keno, I don't know).
Basically 40 numbers, you can pick 10. Random Number Generator rolls, 4+ of your numbers hit and you make money, if not, you lose your bet.

Manages to lose money especially fast since he sometimes just doubles his bet amount on a whim.
 
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The Kino game is so dumb by how transparent it is. Effectively roulette but your numbers have to be chosen at least 4 times for you to win and then all you get is 3.5x. More numbers are chosen but it's like a fucked up roulette/bingo
Every single multiplier is blatantly twice as low as the chances of hitting all your numbers and of course that is why it's BMJ's favorite new game.
Btw, you can play all the slots he does for free and do buys n shit as a demo here: https://clashofslots.com/slots
 
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KaBob said:
Btw, you can play all the slots he does for free and do buys n shit as a demo here: https://clashofslots.com/slots
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A lot of people already know this but just in case any don't, those demos always have a way higher RTP than on Stake, so don't be fooled if you win big a lot with those demos.
 
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Recap while the forum was gone. It might be a bit scattered since I lost some clips and was only watching in segments during the day. I also apologize for the video quality of some of the clips. He's streaming at 720p since he pulled the cord to the router and I didn't adjust my setup

He went from 100 dollars down to 25 on slots. He took the 25 to BJ and had a crazy run. Got up to 550 bucks at one point. He was screaming the entire time. A real rollercoaster
Supercut of the entire Blackjack session:


He ended BJ with 400. Vaulted (or withdrew can't remember) 250 and took the rest to slots. 150 gone in 2 and a half minutes
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Bud arrived and then his power went out for a while according to people in chat


Came back after the power outage with 76 bucks + his 200 daily reload and lost it all in 4 minutes on the same slot as before


Got juiced by a viewer who won 15k on a game called Keno. BMJ took the juice to Keno and got up to 850 bucks himself. He's been watching the clip of this all day and Keno is his new favorite game now

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Then he got into a massive loss streak as per usual. He ended up only withdrawing 300 bucks or so of the 850 in the end
Here he is losing the last 290 bucks he vaulted in less than 10 minutes. Incredible stuff


The guy that juiced him gave him over a grand off stream. He won a total of 23k apparently, only to lose it all. What a retard


Gets rekt on osrs


Ate the cheese instead of using it on the mouse hole. Classic


Mommy makes an appearance to clean up Bossman's mess

S.C.U.D. said:
A lot of people already know this but just in case any don't, those demos always have a way higher RTP than on Stake, so don't be fooled if you win big a lot with those demos.
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Not as far as I've seen. Gambling is very regulated which is the reason why casinos rent slots from other companies. The RTP for slots are usually preset by the people who rent them out and can only be adjusted between those presets. The casino also has to inform the player of the RTP of each slot. You can see the RTP for every slot on stake here. As far as I've seen every slot on Stake is set to the highest RTP. Take R.I.P City for instance which is a Hacksaw Gaming slot. It has preset RTPs of 96.22%, 94.27%, 92.32% and 88.02% which can be found here. R.I.P City on Stake is set to 96.22% if you look on their website, which is the max. I could be wrong about all of this though, the demos themselves might be different since you can't play real money on them, but I'm fairly certain they're the same as the real deal.

Casinos very rarely lie to the player because it's illegal and the games are already rigged, that's the point. There's no reason to risk losing trust with your customers and potentially ruin your business when you rake in more than two billion a year from retards like Austin while doing things on the up and up

Speed-typing champ right here:
 
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Absolutely Retarded said:
Got juiced by a viewer who won 15k on a game called Keno. BMJ took the juice to Keno and got up to 850 bucks himself. He's been watching the clip of this all day and Keno is his new favorite game now
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What you didn't mention is that he begged for it first, after Frosty showed it off.




@Gaunt King Ithan Rilph also got banned in real time for being a rat which I laughed at heartily.

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NewHousewife said:
Every time I see Austin I am reminded how much he looks like Isaac Clarke. Surprised nobody mentioned this.

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Seems after the Dead Space reboot when they hired a new Clarke that he got kicked to the curb and addicted to gambling.
The Marker must have really fucked him up.
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THE SLOTS WILL MAKE US WHOLE :ross:
 
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NewHousewife said:
Every time I see Austin I am reminded how much he looks like Isaac Clarke. Surprised nobody mentioned this.

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Seems after the Dead Space reboot when they hired a new Clarke that he got kicked to the curb and addicted to gambling.
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You say he looks like Isaac Clarke, I personally think he looks kind of like
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Especially when he's low on funds and he starts to pray.
 
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kiwifarms and kick were both down last night. kick's homepage was nuked for a while and maybe other links. you could get it to work by using some people's direct channel links. i think bossman was trying to get on because his went live the second kick's service was returned.
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Keno had a cinematic appearance when it was a game actually relevant to The Greatest Generation in the 90s. An aged gambler who never won shit dies the second he finally hits it big in National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation and Clark Griswold steals the winning ticket.
 
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Absolutely Retarded said:
The guy that juiced him gave him over a grand off stream. He won a total of 23k apparently, only to lose it all. What a retard
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Wanted to add more to this. The guy won 15k from keno then another 6k doing buys with BMJ in discord. He gave $1,000 to BMJ and lost the rest of it. The irony of BMJ telling his chat he tried to talk his buddy to pull out and give him advice is hysterical.
"I wouldn't have gambled that away. I was telling him to get out and save that money, buy a car or something but he's young".
Easier said than done I guess right BMJ?
 
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