DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
ability to stall for no fucking reason.
Oh there's a reason.......................scan for tips.
Not even a 100$ for a brand new release? STEP IT UP PAYPIGS!
One day he'll have to admit inflation is a thing.
This dude popping the cork of a liquor bottle as he's 'finishing setting up the stream'. (Late MK 1 stream)
I'm not imagining things, right? Sounds exactly like some of those bottles he shows off on the marathon begs.
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No doubt about it.
 
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Guys, I'm SO disappointed you didn't remember...


It's DSP's 6-month anniversary of being completely drama-free! Rejoice! Rejoice!

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Boy, time sure flies when you're having fun, but let's take a breather for a moment and celebrate the extremely positive content he has been making since that tweet and the Sidescrollers interview. It only went uphill from there! It's so amazing how much he matured and changed for the better in half a year's time, and the effort he went through to make his streams a safe haven for everyone who likes chill, supportive and drama-free interactions. Such a earth-shatteringly positive shift in his demeanor!

And of course to the big man himself: congrats, DSP, you did it! Not a day goes by where you're unable to leave your positive, non-toxic mark on the internet for everyone to enjoy.

Keep on keeping on!
 
Memology summing up last night's borefest perfectly: lame unfunny jokes, chiding his audience to contribute more, and overall just being a whiny baby.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED I say, that playing a competitive fighting game's single player story mode on normal difficulty with no online play for the foreseeable future didn't get much support. It's a mystery.
 
Phil crying at the end of chrono trigger makes me think something is going on with his life.

I did not cry a tear as an adult until my father died, now I can feel myself choking back tears regularly at retarded shit. End of movies, animal adoption stories, kids going missing or news of fathers dying leaving young kids behind.

I think it's very easy to not have a perspective on this stuff until you suffer a loss or something happened. Phil is hiding something... There's no reason for someone this sheltered to be a pussy.
 
Phil crying at the end of chrono trigger makes me think something is going on with his life.

I did not cry a tear as an adult until my father died, now I can feel myself choking back tears regularly at retarded shit. End of movies, animal adoption stories, kids going missing or news of fathers dying leaving young kids behind.

I think it's very easy to not have a perspective on this stuff until you suffer a loss or something happened. Phil is hiding something... There's no reason for someone this sheltered to be a pussy.
What was going on with the Chrono Trigger cry in particular is that he was playing a game from his childhood and was overwhelmed by nostalgia, reminiscing about a time where he had no responsibilities and he wasn't a lolcow laughingstock liked by nobody.
 
Phil crying at the end of chrono trigger makes me think something is going on with his life.

I did not cry a tear as an adult until my father died, now I can feel myself choking back tears regularly at retarded shit. End of movies, animal adoption stories, kids going missing or news of fathers dying leaving young kids behind.

I think it's very easy to not have a perspective on this stuff until you suffer a loss or something happened. Phil is hiding something... There's no reason for someone this sheltered to be a pussy.
Could just be another pathetic attempt at going "viral" you just can't take anything Dave does at face value.
 
I dont even notice these things anymore because im desensitized but Meerkat Mob just pointed out that the first 40 minutes of his podcast were a recap of YESTERDAY, and he already had a recap of yesterday, the fucking daily wrap.
These streams get more boring month by month, and the worst of all is it will get worse,somehow it always does.
 
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Phil crying at the end of chrono trigger makes me think something is going on with his life.

I did not cry a tear as an adult until my father died, now I can feel myself choking back tears regularly at retarded shit. End of movies, animal adoption stories, kids going missing or news of fathers dying leaving young kids behind.

I think it's very easy to not have a perspective on this stuff until you suffer a loss or something happened. Phil is hiding something... There's no reason for someone this sheltered to be a pussy.

I do think that he planned it. The fact that he grabbed an exaggerated amount of tissues for this "emotional" moment despite him not bawling his eyes out reeks of desperation to prove to his dents how "important" this game is to him. Despite, you know, him bitching about it last week. Really, it's just his fishing for donations.
 
Phil says that in '11 or '12, when he was 31-32 years of age, he played gta with tremendous input lag and without help from anybody.
I can relate to that, finally, because I don't play the games he plays nowadays.
I finished gta 3, vice city and san andreas the time they came out and I was 13 for gta 3, 14 for vice city and 16 for san andreas.
I played gta 3 and vice city in a pentium 3, 64mb ram and windows 95, and xp for vice city.
You are right Phil, life is struggle.
 
That clip is only surpassed by MGS3's Eva scenes where she explains crucial plot points or important details. DSP would ignore everything and just scream out the most retarded sexual joke or slobber over her cleavage and ignore everything. I think at one point Eva gives Snake a key and DSP completely forgets about that.
Remember because he was doing that shit he then spent 45 minutes (4 parts of the playthrough) trying to figure it out and jumping off the cliff and dying with some peak kojima slander
 
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