Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.6%
  • Total voters
    392
Sewer Rat said:
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Eat shit, Coomalot.

I don't support nearly anyone being banned off Twitter but, in Coomalot's case, I choose to find this funny because he's a flaggot.

He'll be back with another sock, I'm sure.
 
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In honor of the recent American Beauty references, Nick's all-time favorite movie, I present a bastardization of the finale sequence (adapted from Wiki) starring Drexel, Nicholas, Coomalot, and Kayla.

Drexel tentatively approaches Nicholas, then breaks down and tearfully embraces him. Nick begins to comfort Drexel until Drexel attempts to kiss him. Nick gently rebuffs him, saying he has misunderstood, and Drexel walks back out into the rain. Nick finds Coomalot sitting alone in the dark. Nick consoles him, saying he is beautiful and anything but ordinary. Nick asks what he wants, and Cody says he does not know. Cody asks Nick what he wants, and Nick says he has always wanted him. Nick takes him to the couch and as he begins to undress him, Cody admits his anal virginity. Nick is taken aback to realize Cody's apparent experience was a veil for his innocence, and he cannot continue. Nick comforts him as they share their frustrations at being closeted fags. Cody goes to the bathroom to insert a butt plug as Nick smiles at a family photograph when an unseen figure shoots Nick in the back of the head at point-blank range. Nick's eldest son and daughter find Nick's body. Kayla is in her closet, discarding her gun and crying hysterically as she hugs Nick's short shorts, their beloved Balldo dangling from her fingers. A bloodied Drexel, wearing surgical gloves, returns home: a gun is missing from his collection.

Nick's closing narration describes meaningful experiences during his life. Lusting after Mandy, crashing his Mustang, vomiting uncontrollably after a bottle of Tennessee Dickle, fucking up Vic's lawsuit, fucking up his own lawsuit, and making endless unfulfilled promises to all those who loved him. He says that, despite his death, he is happy there is still so much beauty in the world.
 
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Not sure if this will survive considering there's at least a page or two of missing content on the thread as Null tries to restore the lost data. Here goes nothing...

Someone posted five short and mostly low-effort videos of the Nashville meet-up on YT:
- Almost all men. I spotted only 5 women
- Smaller than I expected
- Some familiar faces
- After-party looked awful.

1. Rekieta in Nashville Crowd 1​

2. Rekieta in Nashville Video 2​

- That's Nick in the light blue polo shirt at the bar.​

3. Rekieta Nashville Stage​

- Zooms into Masterson who is NOT on stage. ​

4. Rekieta Nashville Cecil Joins the Stage Right Next to Dax Dick​

- Worth embedding bc it looks like Cecil and Masterson did join the stage together despite Cecil saying he wouldn't due to the Eric July beef

5. Rekieta Nashville After-Show Bar (The Goat)​

- Features Branca​

Edit: Spelling
Edit 2: In the afterparty vid, I spotted Our Wife (who looks miserable) and Nick. Looks like they're talking to Masterson.
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Mundane Ralph said:
Last night Warski claimed that our wife grabbed his dick in Knoxville.
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I really doubt that, that was a very poorly delivered lie. Warski and PPP are known to lie about shit all the time, it's part of their whole wrestling "kayfabe" shtick where they just tell blatant lies for "entertainment" and whenever you call them out on it they just say "IT WAS KAYFABE YOU GOT WORKED HUEHUEHUE!!" it's really gay and immature.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I really doubt that, that was a very poorly delivered lie. Warski and PPP are known to lie about shit all the time, it's part of their whole wrestling "kayfabe" shtick where they just tell blatant lies for "entertainment" and whenever you call them out on it they just say "IT WAS KAYFABE YOU GOT WORKED HUEHUEHUE!!" it's really gay and immature.
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If reaching the point where Cokeski and the PPPig think they can get one over on him isn't a wake up call for Nick, I don't know what possibly could be.
 
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DrearyDoomguy said:
If reaching the point where Cokeski and the PPPig think they can get one over on him isn't a wake up call for Nick, I don't know what possibly could be.
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I think this will actually just embolden Nick's belief that all his a-logs are pathetic incel losers making up random lies about him because they are jealous of his success. Because that perfectly describes PPP and Warski. Giving him a great excuse to disregard anything said about him even more.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I really doubt that, that was a very poorly delivered lie. Warski and PPP are known to lie about shit all the time, it's part of their whole wrestling "kayfabe" shtick where they just tell blatant lies for "entertainment" and whenever you call them out on it they just say "IT WAS KAYFABE YOU GOT WORKED HUEHUEHUE!!" it's really gay and immature.
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Warski just before that had a massive sperging that I'm sure he felt it was epic inside his head, but even PPP was cringing at it, after that he kept making shit up and pushing the "I was raped by Rekieta's wife" thing.
My bet is that they realized too late about this whole rekieta/pedo vito/ juju/ drexel groomer thing and wanted in because "the sektur" is getting stale again. and like always the only thing they can do is lie and create shit, like when their gay group started making gayops and lies about Ralph, giving him a rare W
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I really doubt that, that was a very poorly delivered lie. Warski and PPP are known to lie about shit all the time, it's part of their whole wrestling "kayfabe" shtick where they just tell blatant lies for "entertainment" and whenever you call them out on it they just say "IT WAS KAYFABE YOU GOT WORKED HUEHUEHUE!!" it's really gay and immature.
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Possibly, yeah.

I will say this though...

CRP used to claim that Kayla did something with Warski at a meetup. I never believed it because... well, it's CRP, and he developed beef with Rekieta after Nick panned his manusciript of Wilshire Blvd.

Not saying I believe this, but this is the first time I've heard something like a corroboration from Andy.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I think this will actually just embolden Nick's belief that all his a-logs are pathetic incel losers making up random lies about him because they are jealous of his success. Because that perfectly describes PPP and Warski. Giving him a great excuse to disregard anything said about him even more.
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Nick has bigger problems than Cokeski and PPP. The type that can't be brushed aside so easily.

Recall that PPP used to go in hard on Rekieta back in 2020, and Nick still had a very successful run in that time period. I certainly don't expect they'll make much of a dent here. They seem to mainly just dogpiling for views now.

Nick's problems are tied to his out-of-control drinking and his actually verifiable debauchery and stupidity. Those don't go away if even Warski and PPP drop off the face of the Earth tomorrow.

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I thought crp was saying warski and ethan fucked?
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He was claiming something happened between Kayla and Warski. He called her a "slatternly woman." Later, Godwinson decided he really liked that term, and ran hard with it.

Again, Warski may very well be full of shit here. Hell, he probably is. I'm just connecting the dots with something Coach claimed in the past. Doesn't mean it's true. Neither one of them are what I would call trustworthy.

Note that this isn't to be confused with a separate claimed incident, made by @Had a couple of years back, that Kayla sat on CRP's lap and had to be talked down from a balcony. That was (allegedly) at a later Road Rage event, IIRC.

EDIT TO ADD: Now that I think about it, he may have also claimed Warksi and Ralph fucked. Coach is chronically full of shit. The only reason why I'm slightly more intrigued by this Kayla story is that previously it was just Coach, and now it appears to be Coach and Warski. That's a new development, AFAIK.
 
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EDIT TO ADD: Now that I think about it, he may have also claimed Warksi and Ralph fucked. Coach is chronically full of shit.
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during the knoxville fun I remember coach invited himself and then made drama about some video release shit. I get he was clout chasing but that photo of him ralph and dick

that gunt photo ruined ralph
 
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