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Is Zelda Halal or Haram?????? I'm so confused.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Is Zelda Halal or Haram?????? I'm so confused.
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Oh course! The classic Zelda story of a kid with magic powers traveling with a talking monkey and a man cursed to be part beetle to find three enchanted items to defeat his grandfather before he can steal his other eye.
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It's halal because Nintendo, but Bob pretends the fanbase is haram because in his weird little mind they're all white males who want to rape Zelda.
(I guess he doesn't remember that Zelda has always been a feminist hero and that Twilight Princess Link is regularly voted the most popular character by gays.)
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That's only assuming Bob even knows that that term means. What surprises me is that Matt and Trey were always like this and not just in the recent seasons. And why Bob likes those past ones, yet not the more recent ones is puzzling given the situation.
And liking Sausage Party for doing pretty much the same thing (mixed in with Rogan's brand of stoner comedy) is even more hypocritical, because by his "logic". He should hate it just as much as Nu-Park.
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And they both have instruments, too!
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And the protagonists have one word names!
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And Laika is owned by the founder of Nike, so they're both made by Asians!
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LOL. Bob couldn't even come up with a half-decent retort, and resorted to old SJW fallback of "you have an anime avatar so your point is invalid". You're an R-Tard, Bob.
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Bob why
Razorfist made a good point in his massacre of Bob, which got linked a while back (and helped me discover Razorfist, who i think is pretty funny). Heavily paraphrased, Razor said that no one can ever be wrong, they have to be an enemy of humanity or something. Basically, Bob has an over-reliance on ad hominen attacks and can't even just go with the standard argument of "in my opinion I think you're wrong". Doesn't even have to explain himself, just say that, and you're done.
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I think the worst thing about Bob is this bizarre arrogance. All of this talk about "good people" like he's some sort of ubermensch, completely ignorant of the fact that he's a loudmouthed blob who can't form a single coherent point about anything. I've never seen someone who manages to have such an inflated ego coupled with a shocking lack of self awareness.
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Well there is his long-lost sister, Andrew Dobson.
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It'd be hilarious to see him debate someone like Sargon of Akkad, and watch him completely flail. We could even make a drinking game! Take a shot when:
1) Bob strawmans an argument.
2) Bob uses an ad hominem attack.
3) Bob uses his big vocabulary to say basically nothing of note.
4) Bob's statements carry fascistic overtones.
Am I missing anything else?
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What Bob is basically saying here is that it's okay for someone to shut down a company for bad behaviour... but only when he likes the person doing it.
Bob, it doesn't matter whether you like Peter Thiel or not. He *did* have a just reason for getting Gawker shut down - you even admit they did something wrong.
This is the next evolutionary step of Bob's "no bad tactics, only bad targets" mindset. Now it's "bad tactics are only bad tactics when people I don't like use them".
Bob, you're a spergy film critic on the internet who most people just laugh at for all the wrong reasons. Your attempts at political philosophy are as laughable as everything else you produce.
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>completely dismisses someone's true response because they have an tasteful anime girl avatar.
Bob why
>expects everyone to take him seriously when he exclusively used Mario and pictures of his fat spergy face as an avatar.
I mean if it was an anime girl in a bikini with a "fucked silly" face, then yeah I could understand the comment, but that person's avatar is literally a headshot of some fully clothed, regular looking anime girl. He's just pissy somebody actually told him something he didn't want to hear so he just used the first thing he spotted to write them off so he wouldn't have to listen. Fucking pansy.
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Even if Bob attempted to retort, it'd be like when he tried to make some statement on RPG's and choice. A try-hard attempt at trying to prove people wrong.
Not only did Thiel have a reason to shut down Gawker, Gawker itself defied orders from a judge. Beyond that, they also refused to take down a woman's sex tape to the point their lawyer or some other Gawker staff member admonished her. Bob can be right in Gawker deserving what they get because hey, everyone else is saying that but thinking Thiel doesn't make it better only makes Bob himself come off as sperg who should at least look at the brighter side: Gawker is getting shut down.
Bob loves to use fallacies to prove his point. In his mind, any anime avatar must be wrong even if it's a fully clothed woman that isn't some fan-service bimbo. It doesn't matter if it's a good argument, anime avatars must make it invalid.
Speaking of avatars, made an edit of Bob's current avatar which may be more fitting considering how salty he's getting.
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I can't be the only one who thinks Bob's facial expression fits the double bird more then the double thumbs up.
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