More post-jail sightings megathread

Balthier said:
I think most women wouldn't want to be alone with him at least. And he did get handsy with Megan, even when she repeatedly asked him to stop.

I don't think he'd forcibly rape someone but I do think he'd invade personal space and be creepy/make women uncomfortable. I'm curious if prison would have made him more or less likely to be assertive in that regard. Prison can really fuck up people's boundaries. Maybe he's retarded enough that it had no effect.
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Oh yeah, he's been touchy and creepy for as long as the internet knows him. I still don't think that he has the mental nor physical fortitude to straight up rape a true and honest, dementia free woman below retirement age. I share your opinion of him being too retarded to even possess such urges, let alone act on them (towards a woman approximate to his age that is). Thankfully.
 
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FinnSven said:
He might attempt to fuck her, but I am sure that the fact that he is male, larger and probably stronger than her has been considered.
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In the latest video she's walking shoulder to elbow with him and we already know she gets in his car. If she gets that close to him at the house, all he has to do is fall on her and she's left screaming into his fat as he rapes her. She doesn't seem to be taking any precautions, so she probably doesn't even know about the dropped charges.

Enough with the comforting fantasy that Chris wouldn't use his weight to easily rape a woman half his size delivered to his fucking door. He'll rape her for the same reason he raped Barb, she's a breathing thing with tits and he can. He even knows he can get away with rape now. There's nothing inhibiting Chris anymore.
 
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Mr Steal Your Farm said:
This happened during the outage/right before the outage.

Reddit ween spots Chris at Walmart.

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Some ween also went and analyzed some of the food in his cart. Not listed but visible is that Chris appears to have three packs of tofu in his cart.

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I had already posted the picture and video as well before the rollback. Thanks, Jersh, I have to correctly archive this dumb shit AGAIN. my-friend-met-chris-chan-at-a-walmart-holy-shit-v0-e9a366e3nnob1.jpg
 
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Catloaf said:
It's a massive change compared to what Chris was eating on the regular bases (You know, junk food and Coke)
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Lol, whipped cream os not a step up from literal lard.

Anyway, I bet they asked him, "Xtine? What do you want in a tard wrangler?"

Chris was like, " Someone 5 foot 2, looks to be 7 years of age, and has no fear if obvious or existential danger or rapists"

Government: "Say no more! initiate the little Crystal 3000 protocol, boys!"
 
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Yoga-mats, huh? Chris going to grind it up to pad out his subway sandwiches? For real though, it's interesting how many different locations Chris has been to. We started up near Richmond, then went down to 'Tard Island (Big Island, because I'm a funny person), then Lynchburg, back to Ruckersville (for mother-son related activities, I'm sure), and now back up to Bedford. If I was more acoustic I'd set about with a bunch of push-pins and string to try and triangulate his location. As it stands he's probably loitering near Big Island, since Lynchburg and Bedford are roughly the same distance away. An extremely quick google search shows that there's some mental health facilities in Lynchburg, but the key word here is extremely quick -- I'm not sure if any of these have the capacity to hold onto a very unique individual like Chris.

At this point though these are just wild assumptions. Until Chris makes his grand return to the internet - which he said he'll do soontm - we're just going to have to sit and wait. For all we know that woman apparently wrangling him might be competent enough to try to keep Chris from getting back on the internet in full force, but let's face it, that's like trying to stop New Orleans from flooding every couple years. No matter how hard she tries I bet donuts to dollars that Chris will find some way to weasel back onto the internet and give us the update we clearly deserve.
 
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SiggyB said:
keep Chris from getting back on the internet in full force,
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Does gateway have any authority to bar Chris from the internet? It's not a full on nut house like western state, the charges have been dropped with the case's dismissal, and as far as the law is concerned there's no gag order in place to keep Chris from discussing the case in any way.

He's reliked a tweet as recently as yesterday so we know he's at least been able to sneak onto the internet, or at the very least Is allowed some limited and monitored usage of it.
 
draggs said:
Didn't Chris say that at the beginning she told him no, at the stage when he was doing "old people's massages" and trying to give her a happy ending fingerbang

I don't know why he would lie about that, but maybe I'm underestimating his ego. "Barb soon realized my CPU Goddess soul bonding healing powers were good for her" is something I could see him saying to try to impress whoever he was sperging at I guess
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It could also be the case that as she got more decrepit and her mind started to go that she wanted to stop having sex with him out of fear of physical injury, and Chris being Chris, ignored her and kept going anyway.
 
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A Wumpa Fruit said:
Hey, at least those dumb comments of "LOL Chris is raping his new gal-pal who looks like a child" are gone....
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Why would such comments continue when we must remember that Chris's inherent animal magnetism and goddess-granted powers of seduction clearly have convinced this nubile young woman to become his concubine for those times when Barbchu is incapable of serving the 'needs' of our Creator Goddess? :smug:
A "goddess" still desires the pleasures of this mortal realm, after all. And he will not be denied, not even by himself.

Tard baby saga soon, ladies and gentlemen.
 
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Bearmumrik said:
Is anyone else wondering why Chris bought TWO yoga mats? This combined with the girl seemingly being around him a lot and that he appearantly was touchy with her, almost makes me wonder that they live together.
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The virgin trolls vs the Chad Chan fresh out of jail already back on the love quest , cupping a feel before smashing that Chyna
 
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