Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

this is the sektur. unless there is video tape evidence, trust no one.

No, I agree. It's the safest bet.

For the moment anyways, this is just two chucklefucks looking to fill dead air and solicit superchats ("Woah! Metokur Masochist for fifteen dollars!!!").

It's substantially different from, say, the mountain of evidence that Nick went to Hedonism II.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's substantially different from, say, the mountain of evidence that Nick went to Hedonism II.

Which would have never come out had that dumb fuck stopped to think for five seconds and shut his mouth instead of rubbing his wealth in the faces of his parasocial following. Hell of his own making and all that. Apparently even those with substantial generational wealth can act like some hood rat lottery winner when they should know better.

 

[Chibitzen]

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Oh look, a pixelated tit. Looks just like Mandy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS Chat covering the last Wed-Wed period when he last did a show.

R-rated chat:

Spoiler: NSFW

Gemini_Skye​

Eff... i forget i have to hide this chat till the kids are in bed RIP

gnukman​

?

Andrew_Wahoo​

I'm kinda surprised this place hasn't become Nina Agdal Dillon Danis paradise.

icancook​

seems fitting

Topic fatigue:

Kritikal​

Holy shit a show that's not about fucking Trump indictments?

TheMildOne​	Hahahahaha
TheMildOne​	And now, 3 hours on Maddox tweets

Susanna is starting again:

Spoiler: NSFW Chat sharing their lewds NSFW

Sally78​

It's still Wednesday for a couple more hours

Jinno​

wednesday

JulianDelphiki​

Sally you're starting something again....

Sally78​

Who me..I dindonuffin

aCompleteRandom​

Moist!

The next evolution of Nick's degeneracy: The HEELDO!:

Spoiler: NSFW

TheMildOne​

Heresy:

Spoiler: NSFW

TheMildOne​

aCompleteRandom​	What, did the "I only sin with Jesus" shirts go out of style?
icancook​	mild better duck from lighten strikes
TheMildOne​	If I don't sin right, Jesus died for nothing.

icancook​	how you think he gonna take that sir
TheMildOne​	In his bonus hole

Actual entertainment:

MattHimSelph​

Check this out. This is the Trans version of the "Richmond North of Richmond" song. https://twitter.com/PunishDem1776/status/1699452434240741876?t=mNG8IJ33jOLNSzzDVQDfWA&s=19

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The only reason why I'm slightly more intrigued by this Kayla story is that previously it was just Coach, and now it appears to be Coach and Warski. That's a new development, AFAIK.

If you listen to the full stream, it's mentioned that Ralph apparently already told a similar story as well.

Maybe Ralph and CRP were lying and now KC are jumping in on that lie. Maybe there has been a misunderstanding of innocent behavior. But these rumors are not new. The only thing that is new is Warski commenting on the rumors.

Andy Warski also revealed that when they covered the bottle-in-ass photos last year, Rekieta contacted them to whine about how he didn't appreciate them mocking him, just like happened with Null.

Last night Warski claimed that our wife grabbed his dick in Knoxville.

Here's a longer clip.

PPP says that Warski confided the story privately to him and Surfer (in other words, a long time ago) and swore them to secrecy.

 

[Terrorist]

My bet is that they realized too late about this whole rekieta/pedo vito/ juju/ drexel groomer thing and wanted in because "the sektur" is getting stale again. and like always the only thing they can do is lie and create shit, like when their gay group started making gayops and lies about Ralph, giving him a rare W

PPP actually used to go after Rekieta pretty viciously, starting 2020ish way before it was cool and when this thread was ballwasher central. But he got cold feet by the time the iron was hot due to a paypig overlap with Rekieta that probably doesn't exist anymore (and diabetes).

Asstonne and Nick are more similar than people think. They both lack a work ethic and gave into their niggerish layabout natures the moment it looked like they no longer had to try, because why try when you can get money for nothing from subhumans like "Metokur Masochist" or "Art the Clown"?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

PPP actually used to go after Rekieta pretty viciously, starting 2020ish way before it was cool and when this thread was ballwasher central. But he got cold feet by the time the iron was hot due to a paypig overlap with Rekieta that probably doesn't exist anymore (and diabetes).

Asstonne and Nick are more similar than people think. They both lack a work ethic and gave into their niggerish layabout natures the moment it looked like they no longer had to try, because why try when you can get money for nothing from subhumans like "Metokur Masochist" or "Art the Clown"?

Nick had PPP on his stream back in those days and was one of the most obnoxious spectacles I've ever seen. It was the first time I'd ever seen or heard of PPP and never wanted to again. Straight attention-whore shit. It's where the "PPP won" meme came from as Nick's chat spammed it non-stop for days after.

 

[200MB]

Not sure if this will survive considering there's at least a page or two of missing content on the thread as Null tries to restore the lost data. Here goes nothing...

Someone posted five short and mostly low-effort videos of the Nashville meet-up on YT:
- Almost all men. I spotted only 5 women
- Smaller than I expected
- Some familiar faces
- After-party looked awful.

1. Rekieta in Nashville Crowd 1​

2. Rekieta in Nashville Video 2​

- That's Nick in the light blue polo shirt at the bar.​

3. Rekieta Nashville Stage​

- Zooms into Masterson who is NOT on stage. ​

4. Rekieta Nashville Cecil Joins the Stage Right Next to Dax Dick​

- Worth embedding bc it looks like Cecil and Masterson did join the stage together despite Cecil saying he wouldn't due to the Eric July beef

5. Rekieta Nashville After-Show Bar (The Goat)​

- Features Branca​

Edit: Spelling
Edit 2: In the afterparty vid, I spotted Our Wife (who looks miserable) and Nick. Looks like they're talking to Masterson.
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I love this image

TheMildOne and Darkomen42 watching the master at work lmao.
"If we could but touch the brim of his Kangol, perhaps some of his rizz would rub off on us."

Spoiler: Unaltered Image

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Giving him a great excuse to disregard anything said about him

Which is great. The lol continues.

Uncivil made it to Nashville

Spoiler: Discord

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Could it be that Kurt has finally found his love?

 

[AnOminous]

Asstonne and Nick are more similar than people think. They both lack a work ethic and gave into their niggerish layabout natures the moment it looked like they no longer had to try, because why try when you can get money for nothing from subhumans like "Metokur Masochist" or "Art the Clown"?

Nobody ever really mistook PPP for anything but a humongously fat turbo-autist who showed his asshole. So it's more like he exceeds expectations any time he actually has a point. A lot of people actually used to respect Nick at least to some degree.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Uncivil Law is not making money?

AZscorpionqueen​

Uncivil was talking about how channel not making $$ WE WANT TRIALS!!!

AZscorpionqueen​

LAWRUBE = TRIALS

LOCALS takes on cartels:

Skull-Leader​

Lol nah, if i get in trouble with any cartel, I'm grabbing a rifle before they can come after me

Illiteracy:

MattHimSelph​

I would love an adaptation of the star wars rhelm into the story of the Sith. They probably just wanted to irradicate the pedos that were the Jedis.

KF according to Mandy:

Mandy_K​

I dont go digging, doxxing and damning.

Mandy is questioned and called out for privilege?:

Spoiler: Weirdly aggressive troll on Mandy

AshleyShowsUp​

I don’t know what you’re implying. Or saying. I know that’s your thing.. you always make fun of the cowboys because he’s a fan. I get that gig, it’s not very complicated to understand. This was a different conversation. Thanks tho. Also, I’m not sure how you continuously give money and also continuously complain you are out of work. I couldn’t do both. You’re doing well in life, congratulations

Mandy_K​

Well recently I was hit from behind by a car going full speed and my truck was totaled so I was out of work for a good 3 weeks. If that's what you mean?

AshleyShowsUp​	Lol. Good
Mandy_K​	@RekietaLaw OH THAT REMINDS ME! I got a call from SNAP Insurance who is going to cut me a check for $10k. I just have to wait 7-10 business days.

-geg-​

Good?

AshleyShowsUp​

I’m not replying to you. Who are you?

AshleyShowsUp​

I’ve heard that story 2000000 times eventhough I’m barely on. It’s exhausting. Everyone has problems. Also, when most people are dealing with not being able to work…. They don’t super chat all the time. But… I do understand that’s it’s possible to have enough savings and be good with money. Therefore that wouldn’t affect you, I don’t know why I’m talking to you though,

-geg-​

you seem strangely and unnecessarily aggressive

@-geg-​

“it is a group chat you understand that yes?”

AshleyShowsUp​

I do, in fact, know how that works. And I do, in fact, know I’m talking to someone with many friends. The truth is the truth and I don’t care so I will engage you. Thanks for making sure I understand, though.

Mandy_K​

@AshleyShowsUp I superchat because I'm retarded and have no friends.

RekietaLaw​

RIP

AshleyShowsUp​

Nope just answeing anyone that specifically replies to me. I thought that was considerate.

-geg-​

Odd that you care about being considerate while congratulating someone from being in an auto accident.

AshleyShowsUp​	I really don’t care,
Mandy_K​	Attention, I guess.

-geg-​

then why did you bring this all up? are you trolling the chat?

AshleyShowsUp​

Oh no. She has all the friends. I understand that. All the friends here as well as whenever Cynthia is I guess. I’m happy for her friendships. Not sure why you think she has no friends. Her saying she’s has no friends was her being facetious. I’m sure you know that, but I guess you’re assuming I don’t. Weird,

RekietaLaw​

this got weirdly hostile. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring it there

This is funny:

D_INTP​

My current employer has faked a seizure twice in the past 2 years to get out of in session meetings to address grievances tell me about it

SleepingPsycho​

We used to keep track of people who would call out of their tutoring appointments because we realcisd they would have 7 grandparents did each semester.

Stones and glass houses:

MattHimSelph​

rumble chat is dumber than locals chat

-geg-​

always. when its free (low barrier to entry) you get what you pay for

RekietaLaw​

loclas is gross?

MattHimSelph​

Local is sticky

Spices​

Never. We're all citizens of Locals. It's our home.

LOCALS has more trial experience than Nick:

Spices​

I represented myself in my last case. Prosecution wanted 2 years probation. I defended myself. Pled to the bench. Case dismissed.

TimPoolsGayMusic​

Congrats dude!!

​ Spices​

Thanks, I got really tired of silly public defenders doing zero for me.

​ Spices​

You can turn into the profession you need if your life depends on it. I love criminal law and would love to be a lawyer. But I'm not doin that. lolol I'd love to help tho.

An actual good idea:

FriedBacon​

Runkles cool but missed opportunity not have the Lock Picking Lawyer on to talk about this topic

 

[elb]

If you listen to the full stream, it's mentioned that Ralph apparently already told a similar story as well.

 

[Potatoherder]

Lock Picking Lawyer wouldn't touch Nick with a 10,000 ft pole. He has a squeaky clean reputation and a golden ticket.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

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Ooooooh shit and where was Nick when this was going on?

 

[Sewer Rat]

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Yes, I said that I don't believe the whole "Rekieta's wife raped me" Warski is trying to pull now, but this is not the first or even second time other people say that she is extremely slutty with other men, fuck, remember that she even posted semi-naked pictures for random dudes to gawk at on the internet and that she enjoys "artistic nudes". (this is just my headcannon, but I've seen before women that spent so much time of their lives being a home wife raising kids, that at the moment they get free time or money they turn into college sluts)
So I think it is very plausible that she grinded all over Warski and Masterson during the bloodsports era, she has the tittle "our wife" for a reason.

 

[anionfarflung]

I love this image

That's Branca's wife whom Drexel is talking to.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

That's Branca's wife whom Drexel is talking to.

Wait doesnt Branca have a daughter? Oh no...

 

[Captain Manning]

Maybe Ralph and CRP were lying and now KC are jumping in on that lie. Maybe there has been a misunderstanding of innocent behavior. But these rumors are not new. The only thing that is new is Warski commenting on the rumors.

Yeah, I know. That's why I made my observation that Coach mentioned this years ago, but I had never heard from Warski before until now. I dunno if the rumors suddenly have more veracity just because Warski has spoken up though. @Lidl Drip has a bit of a point. Your witness list for this thus far basically consists of a stuttering cokehead (Andy), a alcoholic xannie head (Ralph), and... whatever the fuck Coach is. Russian agent? Doesn't matter, he's less than trustworthy either way (and, as an aside, in serious shit these days).

Also, let's be perfectly clear here: What Andy is describing is a sexual assault. That's a pretty serious accusation.

Andy Warski also revealed that when they covered the bottle-in-ass photos last year, Rekieta contacted them to whine about how he didn't appreciate them mocking him, just like happened with Null.

That I believe. He whole "I don't care" thing was such obvious bullshit.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Ooooooh shit and where was Nick when this was going on?

probably some gay 90s activities, unless knoxville had some prime watching closets

 

[ChromaQuack]

Wait doesnt Branca have a daughter? Oh no...

I'm very happy for Branca, with Drex around his daughter is going to be very safe, he will save her.

Maybe Nick will go back to covering trials when it's Branca being prosecuted over turning a black man into swiss cheese.