Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AN/ALR56]

Carport sounds like a fag mid 2000s car or garage overpriced accessory made by Apple.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I seem to remember a reddit account being found that was the obscure name of a character from one his non selling books. It posted in troon subreddits and such, if memory serves me correctly and I believe the account went dormant when it posted either here or Owen Forems. Plus Pat is a reply guy for John Walker Flynt. He's also claimed he's "into things"

Are you telling me Firstname Lastname doesn't pass?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pat uses "carport" to uptalk his shitty driveway just like Motion Picture Robert used "basement apartment" for his manchild dungeon.

Seperated at birth.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Gather round Kiwis, we're about to witness the birth of a brand new Patposter...
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Yeah the image formatting is gay and duplicated but I'm only doing exactly what Josh said to do with images and I'm sick of getting whined at over it

lol “well ackshoelee that is one of muh stalkers nurrr” as if the guy who saw “rape is the mildest punishment you deserve” is gonna change his mind and decide pat isn’t hot fucking trash. He’s such a retard. “See my pinned tweet” yeah sure pat I’m sure he’ll get right on it

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

“See my pinned tweet” yeah sure pat I’m sure he’ll get right on it

there was an account i was following on shxitter a while back who went full schizo out of nowhere. it's nothing lolcow related but he was doing the exact same condescending shit as patrick and i blocked his ass pronto. i vaguely recall what he was bitching about: he was saying everything is political because it just is and was replying to streams of people politely calling him a fucktard the same way fat does: "i explained this in my other replies! you can read more there. sorry that you feel this way!", which when translated means, "sorry that you're wrong but i'm just right and you're stupid."

i can't think of anything more arrogant and bad faith than someone's reply to a request to explain their stance being "go read my other replies", especially when they don't even have the courtesy to directly link to it. the retarded manchild known as alex mahan is the ultimate consequence of that kind of behavior, in that he maintains a massive "Debunk" webpage that fails to disprove every single merited, truthful allegation leveled against him over his entire internet existence and, in fact, draws attention to how fucking pathetic he is.

i'm surprised patrick doesn't have a "Debunk" webpage at this point, something to balance the scales so long weighed down by payquasi.lol.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

To clear up the great car port debate, it is a actual term and thing. It is the middle ground between a garage and driveway. It has a roof but no walls or partially open to the elements. This is just another instance Pat being an arrogant retard. And also fat. Hey everyone did you know Patrick is fat? I would like to see this incompetent idiot put up a car port himself. Question is: would it collapse on the Rustang before or after the brutal Wisconsin winters?

 

[FinnSven]

To be fair, a lot of people have this romanticized view of the homeless, regardless of political alignment. However lefties are more likely to add that the homeless are all just "victims of muh capitalism" whose problems would evaporate the instant Elon Musk gave all his money away.

I am old and regretful enough to admit that being a leftie, in my youth I also blamed capitalism for all of society's ills, including homelessness.

Now I can see that capitalism doesn't especially want people homeless. To oversimplify, if people are homeless, they don't have a place to keep stuff, so they can't buy stuff.
Homelessness is in fact the result of several factors, particular kinds of capitalist greed are not innocent, but I feel that the Finnish Model of giving everyone a basic living allowance for the purpose of renting a hovel at the minimum, is a good aid.
Granted it is not a complete solution as drug addicts and lunatics will still wander the streets getting high or being crazy, but at least it keeps the lazy people from whining and the people who do need a helping hand a chance to get back on their feet.

Fatrick, on the other hand, genuinely thinks he is solving the housing crisis with his pepperoni business.
Because he is Fat and thinks he is a genius due to half watching Soylent Green in a booze induced couch snooze, then thinking it was his own original idea.

 

[FinnSven]

Gather round Kiwis, we're about to witness the birth of a brand new Patposter...
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Yeah the image formatting is gay and duplicated but I'm only doing exactly what Josh said to do with images and I'm sick of getting whined at over it

God damn it! On paper, that is the exact kind of twitterfag Fatrick should have as a crony.
All of the "I am so smart, smug", holier than thou, twitter nerd bullshit booming on display!

Does anyone know why they all feel the need to put "My opinion is my own." or similar variations on Twitter bio?

A troon in a Facebook group I moderate posted an advert for a job at the company they had literally conned their way into working for, but put "My views are my own, I do not represent anything in the advert" above the post.

I did point out to them that linking a public link to a job advert is not in any way going to cause the company to issue cease and desist or in violation of any non disclosure agreements, but it replied that it was "Just covering myself".

 

[LGHDR+]

He has ready access to a vagina with herpes?
That's not the win he thinks it is.

Let's not talk about the fucking Merkin again.
You saw what happened last time, Josh's drives an hero'd so they wouldn't have to hold such Islamic information.

I blame Etsy.

 

[Piggle Rick]

To clear up the great car port debate, it is an actual term and thing. It is the middle ground between a garage and driveway. It has a roof but no walls or partially open to the elements. This is just another instance Pat being an arrogant retard. And also fat. Hey everyone did you know Patrick is fat? I would like to see this incompetent idiot put up a car port himself. Question is: would it collapse on the Rustang before or after the brutal Wisconsin winters?

My carport has a roller door at the front (I guess for privacy and to put off thieves) but is open at the back so I could drive through if I wanted, like if I had a boat to store. What Piggy has is a small piece of wasteland, not a carport. Without a roof, it’s not a carport. He’s an idiot.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat uses "carport" to uptalk his shitty driveway just like Motion Picture Robert used "basement apartment" for his manchild dungeon.

Seperated at birth.

Proof:

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

I seem to remember a reddit account being found that was the obscure name of a character from one his non selling books. It posted in troon subreddits and such, if memory serves me correctly and I believe the account went dormant when it posted either here or Owen Forems. Plus Pat is a reply guy for John Walker Flynt. He's also claimed he's "into things"

The Maximus Tiberius saga - you have a sharp memory, Clown.

Relevant post.

 

[Vect]

Well, I've got 'In The Black' to keep me company on my flight tomorrow. Just don't make that bulkhead look inviting, Pat, that's all I ask.

Let's see what would warrant the most prolific epidemic of stalker children the world has ever seen.

 

[Post Reply]

Does anyone know why they all feel the need to put "My opinion is my own." or similar variations on Twitter bio?

It's a fig leaf intended to cover them when they inevitably get canceled for some perverse tweet they made in 2011. "No, stalker children, you can't get me fired from my job for all the sick shit I've tweeted because I put opinions are my own in my bio!"

 

[FinnSven]

It's a fig leaf intended to cover them when they inevitably get canceled for some perverse tweet they made in 2011. "No, stalker children, you can't get me fired from my job for all the sick shit I've tweeted because I put opinions are my own in my bio!"

O.........kay?

So, they confess that its fucking bullshit to ruin someone's career over stuff from years ago?
Of course, it is transphobic of me to point that out. How silly of me.

I wouldn't mind, but they also seem to think they represent a silent majority.

Just as our favorite Pigman does.
Well, he thinks that the majority of Federal Agents and Law enforcement are determined to end cyberbullying and Fatrick-shaming.

 

[Maude Snew]

The Maximus Tiberius saga - you have a sharp memory, Clown.

Relevant post.

He's so terrible at naming shit it's unreal. No wonder nobody buys his books and he can't even give them away. You want the value of anything to tank just let him sign it.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

And here I thought the Ark just ended unceremoniously with Benson getting bitched at in an elevator.

Spoiler: Book Sperging

Benson's been having nightmares about the stupid retrieval mission? Refresh my memory, but I remember Benson being pretty fucking apathetic about the whole ordeal back in that chapter, treating it like an inconvience instead of a brush with death. He had a bigger fuss towards finding out Feng was just gay than that.

Again, why does a space ship have timezones? We have timezones because of Earth's rotation in relation to the sun and moon. A ship moving through entire galaxies with simulated enviorments wouldn't have the same deal.

Dear god, Benson, what is it about a murdered man's room that makes you obsessed with fucking in it? Have some god damn respect for the dead!

My god, the Zero Finals bullshit is finally relevant to the story?

Larby's files are still available!? Didn't Benson break the pad in the first place because he got told their node was fried and thus could no longer be accessed?

So, the narrative is blatantly admitting that Benson just flat out didn't bother to actually do his fucking job and investigate the only actual clue he had? We spent all this time chasing a gay herring because Benson didn't think to look through the files?

You know, the Dark Knight Rises scene of Bane blowing up the football stadium would have been so much better if we fucked about focusing on random football fans vomiting.

I feel like you'd lead with 'she hasn't got a plant' when that's specifically the criteria for the terrorists you're screening for.

It only now occurs to me how inconvient zero gravity must be as a form of travel, especially for a police officer, especally in a fucking stadium.

"How do you know this young lady, Benson?" "Oh, she's just the child prostitute I met in the basement levels." "..."

"Don't worry, they're not terrorists; they pinky promised!"

Oh shit, I was kidding, Benson really got tricked and his only defence is 'I didn't think the cult leader who already faked his death and is whoring out his kids could lie.'

So, let's see; Benson has broken god knows how many workplace laws, wasted resources, needlessly risked government property and actively stopped authorities from apprehending very dangerous individuals who went on to almost kill everyone on the ship. This ends with Benson getting cuffed, right?

"What? No! Why would you even ask?" Because Korolev knows what's up. Better question is: Why did the author decide to yet again bring up the idea of Benson almost fucking a little girl?

"God, I know I endangered the entirety of humanity, but I said sorry. What else do you want?"

Benson, you don't have to assume anything about Bahadur knowing how to use his knife: You literally had this same conversation when your raided Feng's house.

'He only wished it was sharp enough to cut the tension that had built up between the two of them.' Everyone get your homoerotic jokes in while you can.

What's the point in bring out the stun sticks? You are specifically chasing people who are immune to them.

Rest in Peace Bahadur, you were a real one. It should have been Benson.

So, Benson fucking about at the purification plant is more filler just to give him a reason to not be at the bombing in-person?

Notice how Bensen seems to demonstrate very little guilt for having to leave twenty thousand people to die, and even has the gall to act indignant when it's acknowledged that he is partly-responsible for allowing this to happen. At least Benson's numerous crimes are finally fucking him over.

Benson sounds like such a petty child whining to the teacher. "Teacher, Hernandez isn't following the ruuuuules!"

I'm conflicted, I hate Benson as he still treats this grave situation like self-absorbed asshat, but Feng's a bastard too; what do I do?

Some poor security officer has to watch Benson fuck his subordinate on a crime scene for an entire week.

Putting aside how so much of this could be disproven through the Plant's recording feature, because don't you dare tell me they can record audio but not the video feed, I love how Kimura had to base this plan entirely on Benson being a lazy bastard who wouldn't do his fucking job.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Well, I've got 'In The Black' to keep me company on my flight tomorrow. Just don't make that bulkhead look inviting, Pat, that's all I ask.

Best of luck. Be sure to take plenty of breaks, and may you come out sane on the other side!

 

[Lyster]

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Gather round Kiwis, we're about to witness the birth of a brand new Patposter...
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Yeah the image formatting is gay and duplicated but I'm only doing exactly what Josh said to do with images and I'm sick of getting whined at over it

Two fat faggots collide

 

[Oxyjen]

I can’t see the name “Benson” without a mental image of this character appearing. It is somehow appropriate.