Most of what we know about Kat is from info us autists collected on her. Phil has only gone TMI on where she works, she plays Skyrim all day on a tiny monitor, she loves cooking and cleaning, and Subaruman was abusive to her (which was a DIDYOUKNOW deflection moment that was probably a lie).
The big brain move for him would be to ditch the night streams and find some easy as fuck min. wage job with very low hours, like being a file clerk at closing hours. Just the equivalent of working 3 hours a day would let him wear the piss-tinted glasses guaranteed. Thing is, piggy was shitcanned from every single job he had with the exception of working at a salad stand in a mall and he's only grown into a more insufferable piece of shit (potential) employee since then. At least back in the early 00s he didn't yet have the delusions of
Jenna only saw Kat sparingly at family meetups as a kid. She's irrelevant and only bothered with this community for money, but good for humor with her wacky antics.
Phil requires a job where he's not working with anyone else, and I don't know if that exists outside of online work. But, with online work his tech paranoia and stupidiTy may be too much to overcome as well. He's so fucked once the streaming gig finally fades away, I wish it would hurry up and happen.
Night security guard would be a perfect job for him if it weren't for the fact that he lives in a shithole with soaring property crime so he'd actually have to do work rather than just get away with tapping on his phone while sitting in the security room for the entire 8 hour shift.
I don't know man ... on those rare ocassions where he has to confront a stationary fellow in the dark for trespassing, he would shit his pants. Literally.
I expect some subtle racism and xenophobia towards the Japanese whenever he gets to "covering" TGS.
Which judging by his computer skills would get him laughed out of the interview. Simply put all the jobs he's imagined himself just walking into making sixty grand a year are the ones that you can either A. outsource to some flips or pajeets in the PI or India or B. Bring in said pajeets or chinky-chang-wangs from a local tech school to be interns working for nothing. Realistically I could see him working some job where he can be a scummy control freak like a pawnbroker or something just being a dick to tweakers who want forty dolens for their decades old sanyo DVD player and offering them three bucks.
"It Time Go" would be the best advice.Phil is perplexed as to why no one is tipping during hardcore gaming season. He has asked his viewers, which include Derich and Jayde, to email him and give him solutions to make moremoneymeaningful content
Buisness degree
I have always been of the opinion that it really doesn't matter how much money Phil gets. He continues to live in his own personal hell because of his own choices. The only people who surround him are degenerates and a woman who only sees him as a means to an end. He will never be financially stable even if he won the lottery tomorrow because of his luck stat. As always he will inevitably waste it on booze, hogan's, doordash, and being a brainless consumer of shit he doesn't need. All while, detractors sit and watch his mental decline because he knows he's going to crash and burn at this point its just a matter of waiting for the spark.
